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what do you want it to be?

(humbly) yeah, my foreskin is too short to do that (bragging) and I ejaculate too large a volume

How did you come to be peeing in a trashcan? 😗

“Grab end of foreskin and hold it tight” doesn’t feel like something I want to do mid orgasm (and I think maybe I have less foreskin to play with)

In short: Pull back if I want distance or aim, leave alone if I don’t care.

Everyone. The world is your urinal. You cannot miss the ground, it’s everywhere (except inside buildings, and where it’s ocean, and everyone should feel free to pee in the ocean as long as you won’t drown while trying, because that would be unpleasant)

You made this one quite close up already 💕

I read it as “Being trans makes it harder to casually pee with the same gender as you” - the movement to provide nice, clean, private, indoor restrooms for any gender is unlikely to float ms. tito’s boat.

The church was - but as you say the church has been there for centuries and there’s no way you were the first to, uh, christen it. (Barn and garden don’t sound very naughty though it sounds like whoever caught you disagreed).

... so if you’re peeing on the floor at the pool it’s because you misjudged it and got slightly too full, and are just letting a little out until you can get in the water and less it go properly for everyone to swim in, and after swimming, you made sure to pee in the pool before getting out, and what’s running off you is actually just water 😊

Everyone: we don’t know, when we go for a swim, the impression we’re peeing is because we are peeing

Every six seconds, obviously* * (actually an urban myth - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/thinking-about-sex/)

@Ms. Tito you magnificent genre bender - pee, anal, and ... geopolitical world building 😄 (Note: am afraid this sounds sarcastic - it isn’t meant to be)

That was supposed to be private, now everyone knows about where speedy pees! 😉

Oh that’s nice, look at you go... Why do I love this so much? I can feel the cold salt water on my feet and hear the waves and the piss hitting the water... One of my earliest pee memories is doing this (peeing into the sea from the shore). Seems like there are some missing options for the voting 😉

Yes, well. At least if your muse drinks absinthe they pass out before pee-pee dancing during what was supposed to be a static pose, then pissing all over the chaise longue. Again. (It's an antique, that!). And then somehow sneaking quietly up behind me with a strap-on while I was cleaning it... 😊

(After Eleanor Farjeon, who is at least equally dead) Peefans piss anywhere, any table, any chair. Out over the window-ledge, in the middle, on the edge. Bathtub, shower, swimming pool, any good friend's lap will do. Out at night by a parked car, in the plunge pool at the spa. Anywhere! They don't care! Peefans piss anywhere.

(apologies to Dorothy Parker, who is, in any case, thoroughly dead and unable to object) Electric fences pain you; Rivers are damp; Wetting stains you; High squats cause cramp. In the street ain't lawful; Earth closets are old; On the carpet smells awful; You might as well hold.

That’s a big field. Looks like you could use some help...

(@Pissingblonde is my muse) Roses are red, violets are blue / The hot tub is yellow, and that’s ‘cos of you

Kinky 😉

Well, I’m no expert, but... how big a hill is this to climb? Is your husband someone who’d only pee outside a toilet in desperate circumstances and always shuts the door? Can you talk to him about what his fantasies are? Even if he’s not into peeing where you can see him, I’d hope he would like the effect on you, and that sounds like it isn’t happening for some reason. (Edit: having looked at your other posts, some of these questions answered themselves - but “what’s your husband been like with pee?” still seems good - when you have, for fun or convenience, let it go somewhere naughty, wa

METEOROLOGIST (examines rain gauge) A warm pissy front moving in from the east

Oh that must feel nice, the grass on your feet and the hot liquid running down your legs

This!