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That’s what she said 😉

PLUMBER [talking to self]: so, it goes from this drain to this pump to … huh, that’s unusual…

I feel like with my, uh, geometry, ice water might make it difficult to pee. It’d be worthy trying various temperatures, or at least warming the ice water up a bit by @M.Vixen pissing in it first. Pee fan version of the ice bucket challenge…

I can think of at least two good ideas, possibly three. Edit: four

Craving D. The vitamin, that is

Wake up, glare sleepily, point at framed red placard on wall

Life goals 🥰

I’m gonna award this a “most wholesome cnc ever”

From the sublime, to the ridiculous: @Ms. Tito (I’m imagining careful moving around in confined spaces shenanigans, but maybe American port-a-potties are bigger than I think they are. Or @Ms. Tito is petite, lithe, and flexible)

I may have misunderstood spectacularly 😊

Nonchalant penetration? Is this a thing?

Hm I might have to try this & see what happens

Is it bad that I’m imagining you snuggling your bf from behind after having sex with him, and whispering to him how he doesn’t have to go to the bathroom, he can just put his dick out of the bedclothes and piss on the floor…?

I somehow suspect a lot of non-pee-fan guests end up getting semen on the carpet, eg. a girl making her way to the bathroom for a post-coital pee

ASSHOLE!* * did I get that right?

Maybe he plans to pee in a bottle or out the window …

🤷‍♂️ a lot of people do seem to see it that way

That’s just, like, your opinion, man 😉

Yeah, the erection’s gonna be the difficult thing to hide here, depending how intensely & immediately you’re getting off on the whole thing 😉 Otherwise, being well-hydrated, near the drain, and facing the jet so the water’s pouring down your chest and naturally running off your dick will help hide what you’re doing

In this situation, I’ve used a trashcan/rubbish bin that can be rinsed out afterwards, bucket, or a plastic bottle

Respectable bladder capacity, certainly 💦

🎵I’ve looked at @puddyls from both sides now… 🥰

It’s like raaaaaiiiinnnnn on your wedding day…