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Pissing on trees is amongst the most wholesome of ways to express pee kink 🌳

I’d heard similar things but about bedbugs being attracted to/by semen, which I think is also untrue, really.

That’s not funny, it’s just true…

My future: sacked for incomprehensible puns, and peeing too obviously off the end of the pier (when the wind is in the right direction)

Kink robots call it CNC

Turns out @Bacardi has a male counterpart!

Pee Robot presents you with: cookies

We are the pee robots. You will be urinated upon. Resistance is futile (other than entering the safe passphrase to deny consent)

This would be justifiable, given the general ease of getting within aiming distance of a urinal without having to wait in line! (That said, I’d rather pee in the duck pond, personally)

I wonder how many people have got that kind of kink 🤔

Describing the pandemic of 2020 to our grandkids’ generation be like : …

Well, this would be disappointing 😚

You don’t want to get sand up there, do you? 😗

Well there was the time I was on a hiking holiday & dropped back to go pee, whereupon the girl at the back who had lost us found us again, her first indication of which being me with my dick out 😊 (I did manage to walk in on my mum masturbating at one point, prompting mumbled apologies, after which we were both much more careful about remembering to knock!) But, I mean, I have been naked on nude beaches & mixed saunas and I’m pretty comfortable with that in a situation where everyone else is

In case anyone cares, I pissed in my washing machine before starting a load* * of washing, that is

Also just like a urinal 💦

That’s a long way to go to find a pis-scented garage!

Cold ones are pretty nice too

I know, right? ❤️

Nooo! That’s impossible!

Well, not sure which if any of these would hit the spot, but … There was that time I was walking through a park with a (now) ex, and I led her by the hand behind bushes so I could whip it out and pee there while she watched (she wasn’t into pee specifically but was happy to see me getting my dick out) Then there’s my most-people-I’ve-been-seen-peeing-by which would be peeing into the sea from the edge of a naturist beach (no flopping out required, it was already flopping out). (I’ve pissed into the sea from the shore, on winters days with fewer people around to enjoy…. uh… object, as

Well, we’ve seen one of the things you’re likely putting in it 🍆❤️

“Always pee on your chiropodist to reduce the risk of HDMI”

I guess he decided he was done following the rules