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I wonder if you stumbled into some obscure Swedish social experiment - researching the British market for some new oddly named female aid? Rather than distract from a lovely account, I've developed my thoughts in the Short Form Porn section instead....

In the product development department of a certain Swedish furniture chain... "And so, after the focus group we then conducted a real sample experiment. We closed the ladies' bathroom and the family rooms, but left the men's room operational. The results were that most of the ladies were prepared to stand in the queue for an average of 11 minutes and 30 seconds. Then some left and urinated between vehicles in the car park or behind the trolley bay. Most subjects moved into the sales area. On this graph the horizontal axis presents step count or distance travelled from the toilets

Well, if that ^^^^ makes a person bland and boring then count me in... I'll have a luke-warm vanilla latte with vanilla milk and vanilla sprinkles. As much as I love the occasional real life sightings, and the universe of online female pee content of all types, the self fuelled fantasies and play, the contact here with others telling me I'm not alone is right up there too. So @wannawatchuwiggle - understand you completely there.

First rule of dark web browsing.... don't mention the dark web?

Hi and a big welcome to the community - any questions, just shout up...

I have to say I'm far more a fan of the accidental upskirt - although the voyeurism aspect doesn't always sit well. Happy to accept high quality pro-shoot images instead...

I never watch porn with guys penetrating, so don't see any porn with condoms). [I've no desire to have my inadequacies highlighted by a guy hung like a horse].

I hope you did....

Debatable whether this should go in the Men Peeing section or whether it belongs here... there's a few other guys already christened this topic though, or at least sprinkled with holy water. All of that said, this is a very tame little tale though - yesterday I was out and about in the open air from lunchtime until evening, so it would have been rude not to, right? I've posted before about being involved in a local country fair type event and yesterday we had a working day on the fields and an open air committee meeting after. During the day there were maybe 8-10 of us about, doing

(Continuing Holly & Hayley's tale - more female desperation and wetting) Hi all, it’s Hayley here. Obviously you’ll have heard about me in the story with Holly, my newfound train companion, outdoor pee coach, gin drinking bad influence, bi-sexual temptress and overall new best friend with benefits. Most of that all happened last Friday night, but now I want to tell you about an incredible day today. I didn’t quite know what to expect. Holly told me to be ready at nine and just dressed as though it was a normal day in the office - but to bring a change of casual clothes. So I w

Hi and a big welcome to a wide and diverse community. Lots of very friendly people to get to know.

Hope you're doing better @muffinhuntr - we've all missed you.

I don't know about cool, after all these urinals are pretty basic really - but the signage amused me and struck me as a little clever... Background is they're in a restaurant I photographed about a month ago, and last night enjoyed dining at. It's a music themed place a little like a Hard Rock Cafe, but independently owned rather than being a big chain. To explain the humour for anyone not British - Cockney Rhyming Slang is where certain words are replaced with a phrase: So I walked down the 'apples and pears' (ie stairs) to reach the toilets. The picture of Hendrix is well pla

I have to add that the rest of the day carried on pretty well too - spent in a generally relaxed state of arousal. Not on the edge all the time, but the imagery of all things pee not far from my mind. After the evening meal with the family, son went online with his mates on his XBox, wife was out and I decided on a visit to my local micro-pub. Thursday night was the night (pre-pandemic) I generally used to catch up with a best mate, and it's a great little (very little) pub. A converted shop, it's got seating for about twenty inside, and similar outside. Sure enough my mate was th

That's fair enough @willinglywet - no problem at all with her browsing over your shoulder when she feels like it.

A big high five to her from all of us - and tell her "Goose says, make him wait a bit longer... " 😉

Throughout lockdown and the time that's followed, I've been incredibly lucky to be able to work from home, although there are some distractions... This morning is the first real 'home alone' time I've had since Son came back from college nearly three weeks ago. With my wife working a normal office day and son working until mid afternoon, I've been working from home. Actually quite productively, despite the distractions. Main distraction of course has been pee - partly my own. I started the day with my normal black coffee and also a pint of juice, it is warm after all. Warm enough

No problem - it's worth reading @Eliminature's profile which would have addressed the surprise at source. I'm used to business speak where the phrase "I'm a little surprised that you..." generally can be read to mean "What planet are you on, you must be out of your mind if you really think that...", but of course I accept that it can also be used literally and with no hidden meaning. All's well that ends well.

@yellowii - In point 1 of the OP, @Zorroblade already said that is wife is quite comfortable with peeing whilst he's in the room. Zorro clearly loves his wife dearly, which is beautiful and he accepts the situation for what it is. The post is a celebration of his enjoyment, not to pick holes in his soul-mate's preferences (that's me reading ahead to where your question could easily lead). @Zorroblade - Your wife does indeed sound adorable, and extremely similar to my situation. Wives who we love dearly and respect their personal preferences enough to not try and force our kin