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Hi Chris - I feel your pain, in that it can be incredibly difficult to find a partner, even just to enjoy company and special times with. Add the difficulty of finding a partner who shares, or will at least accept an interest in pee fun and I agree it can seem impossible. However I'm sorry that this isn't the site for you to ask for a real-life relationship. We're not the site to match up people for a quick-hit experience. We've got no problem with online members becoming close online friends and then feeling that they know each other well enough to meet in real life. That would take p

Hi Miles, and as said in chatbox yesterday, a huge welcome to the site and to a great community.

After reading all the discussions above, I actually noticed that when I'm working in the office, there's a cold water dispenser about three rows of desks from mine. When someone comes along an fills a water bottle it makes a very distinctive sound, especially as there's barely any people in the office these days. I'm confident in reporting that the sudden sound of trickling, splashing water hasn't yet re-programmed my subconscious and caused me to have an accident at my desk. (It has aroused quite a few fantasies though based on what it sounds like).

Apologies for going a bit off topic here... but any secret code or euphemism is always at risk of confusion 😂 Demonstrated ably by comedian Peter Kay in his Car Share series here > https://peefans.com/topic/11824-post-funny-stuff-here/?do=findComment&comment=281259

I think the point that's coming out repeatedly here is that for most people, pee is just an innocent and natural bodily function - as I've said many times, just like being hungry or tired. The only slight difference is the taboo around it. So for 'most' people they may tell us they need to wee just like they may tell us they're hungry. The issue that 99club has picked up on is someone knowing we have the fetish telling us - but his friend's later response suggests that wasn't the case, or if so was a forgettable issue. For me, it's not the naivety of other people which is the issue

Top tip - swap hands occasionally... A little more seriously, a big welcome (well-cum?) to the site. Do shout up with any questions as you find your way around.

It's such a life changer isn't it, realising that you're not the only one - that there's literally thousands of people all around the world into exactly (or varying aspects of) the same thing. Thousands just on this site, so maybe millions if you include all those who haven't found this site or haven't even realised that what they enjoy is actually this kink. A huge welcome to the community brother.

I'm not sure I can say whether Indian ladies are shy, whether it is a cultural / religious / language issue. Whichever, it seems (and I hope to be corrected) that we just don't have that many Asian lady members.

I'm not sure this is exactly a pee dream - but certainly pee related. Background is I spent a week staying in my 'other house', sleeping in a different room (obviously) and different layout. A few days after I'd got home I was asleep in my own bed and woke up absolutely bursting for a pee. I say woke up, but actually I think I was still fast asleep. First of all there was someone asleep in the bed and I had absolutely no clue who it was - despite having been married to her for 23 years. If Oscar Pistorius comes up for appeal I could testify. I sort of gingerly got out of bed.

Sounds amazing - thanks for sharing

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When I wrote it, I had in mind that if you look on say Trustpilot at massage parlours, people are very open in reviews about those that will provide a ‘happy ending’. That sowed the seed of thought about seemingly legitimate business provided a service - so yes, very good question.

And as I understand it, a shorter and straighter length of plumbing without things like a prostate valve getting in the way. But enough of the science, I’m happy just to enjoy….

Hi and a big welcome to the community. Quick point to make that we're not really a chat place, although once you've made enough posts that will unlock DM. Our interactions are done on the open postings in the community, and it's a much quicker way to get to know people.

Because they're Goddesses with superhuman powers??? There has been quite a lot of discussion over the years, but I prefer that explanation.

I was in two minds whether a journalist would reveal the business name, and was also in two minds whether it'd be too obvious weaving in the corporate tag line "Desperate times? Call for Desperate Measures".

I love how the actual journalist not only admits to, but positively gives off the vibe of how much she enjoys peeing in the shower. And sorry to the generation who may disagree with me, but I'd rather consult with a doctor in an established surgery than via tik-tok, the 21st century equivalent of the side-show tent. (edit)_ And the other thing that's got me annoyed about the whole thing is the snowflake sentiment, that any physical challenge in life is to be avoided because it might prove a little difficult. Somebody on sports day running faster than you - here have a meda

This is one of those posts which needs every emoji.... love it, hugs, hot as hell (if K doesn't mind me saying so). Absolutely awesome when a partner is prepared to try something new, out of their own comfort zone, but something nonetheless. Really happy for you. (And thankyou to K of course for her permission to share)

As @Kupar says, it’s worth a site search. There has been some stuff before on sounding…

Hi and a huge welcome to the community. One question... I see that you've titled this post as 'Middle East' and your member marker shows you as Texas... Those two places seem rather far apart?

A huge welcome to the forum. There are males and females across the site who'd be happy to give advice - if you open up your horizons, a much wider 'pool' to help. As we're a community of friends, it really shouldn't be necessary to just target females - it's not like we're a hook up site for you or them. Have a browse around the forums, use the search facility (it's really quite good) and you may find the advice you're looking for is already there. Otherwise there's the Pee Talk & Questions topics and the Sex & Porn that may be good areas to start. Edit - Also your me

And today 13th August Peefans says @beachmom is the Birthday Girl. Happee Birthday to you.

Just for a bit of fun - A thread of `Birthday Shouts' Can't promise to catch everyone, and maybe a bias towards those who post regularly. Feel free to post your own, but only on the actual day

Wow @puddyls - just wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!!! Edit: And an uncanny coincidence, I wasn't even horny until I saw your post...

Think you may have answered your own question with the range of scenarios you’ve quoted there. They say never meet your heroes, I’ve never knowingly met any porn stars, I have met a few big names in the music and motorsports world. It’s not a hard and fast rule by any means - some are lovely, others can come across as arsey - but hard to tell from a few seconds meeting. Thinking about my favourite pee actresses I honestly would rather not know if they hate the role. I like to think that even when acting a role, it would be obvious if they hated it. They at least tolerate it and perf