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I've done that before without the toilet paper but WITH a cupped hand, including at the sink. At least I assume I know what you're talking about, a hand cupped toward you and/or downward (depending on the angle of your pee hole when hard) so that it takes the momentum out of the stream and causes the pee to drop down into a sink or the toilet. Maybe adding the toilet paper helps with splashback off your hand, but even if it reduced the mess of wayward pee drops, I'd think it would make a huge mess of its own since the paper would easily shred when wet.

I think I may have posted something about this before, but probably as a comment in a different thread. I thought it would be fun to start a thread devoted completely to this. Back in December when I was at a nursery looking for a Christmas tree, they had paperwhites (a type of narcissus) for sale outside. I noticed that the smell very much reminded me of urine, and was totally not what I'd expect from a flower. I have looked online at some people describing the smell, and I'm not the only one to think that. It is claimed that the chemical compound that produces this urine-like scent is i

If she brings it up, and that's all it was (i.e., this was the only post in the chat that mentioned peeing, not merely one post in a longer pee-related conversation that all got included), you could pretend that the "yay" was joking and that you'd had enough people walking by you to use the bathroom all day, so you sort of ranted about it to your friend. Depending on the greater context that may or may not work.

I'm guessing it was because you are blind, I have never been asked if I needed help when providing a urine sample, nor have I heard of anyone else being asked that. I would think that "helping" would probably involve holding the cup for you while you pee into it--or else possibly orienting you to where the door in the wall is where you are supposed to leave the sample, either before and after you collecting it, and leaving for the actual pee. I highly doubt that staff are in any way allowed to touch patients' genitals, that would open them up to so many potential accusations and it isn't

I was going to say this is actually on the longer and for a guy--but then I thought a bit about myself. I think mine are somewhat on the weak side too given some health issues I have down there. If you only count what happens "by itself", then it's usually only about 5 contractions, and it's under 10 seconds. The feeling is most intense before the first spasm, and mostly has subsided after this part. However, if I put pressure on my penis, either by squeezing it or thrusting it hard against something, the feeling comes back and it twitches a few more times. If I'm just being efficient in tryin

Hopefully this was when you were a kid too--otherwise that isn't very nice, picking on a kid in sandals. Well, even if you WERE a kid it isn't exactly nice, but at least it's plenty excusable as the kind of game boys would get up to.

That hurts for me, in a bad way that suggests it could actually do some damage (squeezing the hole itself--not using the foreskin). All the pressure is on the part of the urethra just inside the tip, that unlike the part near the bladder doesn't seem made to withstand it. It's possible if the foreskin is long enough that you can still pull it over the head while hard. It seems it's only really unhygienic if you keep it in there for a long time to where it kind of gets "stale"--the cum touches the tip anyway even if you DON'T do anything to catch it. This reminds me, occa

I think it's a short urethra (without a prostate in the way), and a big and stretchy bladder. For any given bladder size, it also helps distance--but reduces flow--if the pee hole itself is small. Though some power peeing women in videos have very thick streams too, so this isn't a requirement if the bladder is big and full enough. Men tend to have the narrowest part of the urethra not at the tip but just below the bladder, which doesn't help distance.

Maybe the title and the tone of how you wrote the post isn't so great and that's why you haven't gotten responses. For the title, it makes it sound like you did some research (as in reading stuff by yourself), it's not clear that your asking a question. And in the post itself, saying things like "then you will be allowed to pee"--that makes it sound like an order. It also maybe sounded like you wanted someone to do it in front of you (even if virtually, via video or audio), with you telling them when to do what. I can't imagine that among all the women here, nobody is as interested in the

I've long wondered whether it would be possible to create a hose attachment that could make a good enough seal with the female anatomy to allow mess-free peeing while lounging in a chair clothed or even lying in bed. I mostly came to the conclusion that as enticing as the idea sounds, it probably wouldn't work well. The description of this device seems to support this conclusion. Despite the "wand" part actually sitting inside the labia after they are spread, and despite the suction, it only catches 95% of the urine. That is passably OK in a hospital where bodily fluids tend to get every

If you look through Vanessa's post history on here, you will find many stories of her peeing in front of guys, often not caring much if they see her! It seems the guys she regularly hangs out with must be very used to her by now...

According to one poster here, this is what a lot of Asian bathrooms are like (squat toilets out in the open, without any real dividers between them). I never knew how much to believe that poster, as the female toilets in Asia that I've actually seen in video had stalls just like Western bathrooms, even when the toilets were of the squatting style. I don't know whether the screen helps or hurts the mess relative to an uncovered trough.

Beautiful, thanks for sharing!

I was just about to respond that I had an idea of what glad1 was referring to, because urinal.net has pictures of them. Now seeing his picture, it confirms that my idea was correct. These type of urinals seem to be common in some countries, for instance Australia: https://urinal.net/tocumwal_public/ https://urinal.net/evandale_public/, and Mexico: https://urinal.net/cantina_bar_el_chembech/. That last one is a particularly entertaining example because someone put faces of former President Trump to aim for on the wall lol. They seem to be extremely rare in the US though, if they exist

I don't know if there are any videos of it in use (unlike the Lapee, women can't see out while using it, so you also can't see their heads unless you're inside, in which case they don't have that much privacy, even in the "shy" one). However, in this article there's a picture showing women pretending to use it (with all their clothes still on): https://guestofaguest.com/new-york/nightlife/reasons-the-pollee-the-new-womens-urinal-will-never-take-off. So I assume this is the way they're intended to be used. It's possible that some women with really forward streams would opt to use them facing to

I used to post over there as well, but discovered this place as Peesearch was in the process of going downhill (going down the toilet?). From when I found this place, it always seemed more active.

Working somewhere with a gender neutral bathroom presents great opportunities for people like us, because we get to be in the bathroom while women we know and talk to throughout the day are peeing. The only downside I could see is that they're colleagues, and we need to be professional around them all other times. It can contribute to getting some wires crossed in our brains.

I'm sorry for you to have to put up with a girlfriend who is not only not into pee related stuff herself, but seems annoyed and offended even at your own interest.

Given that you said you drenched the bed, does that mean that you needed to pee too?

Though I'm sure the technology has progressed from what used to be used for porn, even modern rendered porn doesn't strike me as nearly as lifelike as the renderings used in regular movies like the Lion King (the photo-real version, not the cartoon one) or even most Disney/Pixar films. The porn characters look like a combination of plastic and silicone with bits of chicken fat hanging from them, not like real human bodies. A good percentage of paintings on DeviantArt even look more natural than this, although of course they're not animated. Maybe if you're into this game, then it looks OK beca

Standing pees by women must be relatively rare, and so to actually witness one from the one woman who neglected to shut the door is especially lucky. Then again, it's possible that these occur together more often than by chance, both being a tendency of women who don't care too much about doing what's expected.

If you hadn't written the actual poets you were trying to emulate, I might have guessed that this and maybe even the next one were written by Dr. Seuss. Speaking of which: I don't like a naughty pee. Sam I am, it's not for me! Would you, could you, in the dark? Would you, could you in a park? Would you, could you, on the floor? On a shelf, or out the door? Would you pee your pants in class? would you pee out on the grass? Would you riding on the train? or would you, could you, in the rain? Would you soak a fitting room? how 'bout peeing live on Zoom? Would you soak the ho

It's also difficult to believe though, at least for me. Nudists peeing outside in the view of others is one thing, and not too hard to imagine (though some other nudists here have said even that is frowned upon at their nudist cultural gatherings). However, spraying everywhere and not caring if it splashes all over your own legs, or even on the people around you? Nudists are not some kind of unsanitary bunch who walk around dirty all the time and don't mind being covered in random other people's bodily fluids. That story makes it sound as though nudists are barely potty trained...

I might, in limited instances, be interested in this kind of roleplay if I were in the caretaker role, helping guide a woman to go pee. This wouldn't be nearly as interesting as us BOTH roleplaying together in a younger role though, like pretending we were kids playing hide and seek who had to find a place to go. It must have been a good experience to find someone who understood your feelings about this and was willing to play along.

Oh yes, urinals are certainly possible to touch with genitals if they're the type that are recessed into the wall roughly at crotch height. But toilets no--unless while sitting. I don't know why anyone would want to do so with either, however, in a public restroom. You have no idea who else has touched them.