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I sometimes work at concerts, festivals etc, a friend of mine often gets asked to look after their litter picking and marshalling. This is from a medium sized outside concert last summer. The site had a big main stage and some way away (maybe 1/3 mile) at the back of the arena were the toilets. The back of the arena, itself about 1/2 mile wide, had the toilets at one end, exit in the middle, and at the other end was the skip we were using. Interspersed along the way were small clumps of trees. The concert had a number of different sets which changed hourly. So on the hour there would

Had to stop and piss on the side of the road in the cold. https://www.erome.com/i/Fi6d7NAM

The thing is, I can't. I remember that as a child I would go for a walk in the neighborhood and enjoy making a puddle on the ground somewhere. But I was a lonely pisser, and my path to where I am now hasn't been a straight one. In my early twenties it turned me off when my girlfriend pissed before going to our bed to have sex, twenty years later I loved to see her pee, even more when she let me feel it with my fingers, the same fingers that I didn't want to touch her slightly pissy pussy with when we were younger. There are still aspects of piss play that are a bit too strong for me.

I love to pee on plants and flowers ever since I can remember and I believe my pee make them grow better lol

... And you never have the right change exactly when you need it....

This may have been covered lots - but I don't remember it recently. Can you pinpoint one particular event, or narrow down one period in your life where your fascination with pee arose...

in the spirit of feeling innocent, i felt like wearing a diaper one night. and considering what its meant for decided to let myself freebleed. i mean why not? it kinda ended up doing its thing for two of my needs. haha. but, normally i don’t combine both cuz its soo gross.

Well.... Nobody's judging. Pots calling kettles and all that.

I really enjoy real, believable scenarios. Things where I can really put myself there in the story. I'm probably not going to have a golden shower with 5 people at a hotel, but I might have a sneaky wee behind a club.

Wow can’t wait to hear the rest. I’m over her wiping the sweat off my forehead. And feeling a little wet spot getting bigger 😈😘

oh I am positively BUZZING with ideas!! Definitely have to do some negotiating first, I do have some devious ideas 😈Alas I don't have it in me right now to write up a fully fledged story but I will jot down a few, potentially convoluted, stream of consciousness ideas: Starting the day with breakfast out at a cafe, each encouraging the other to have just //one more// cup of coffee/tea, building up flirting, and tension, eventually moving to sit next to each other, closer and closer, hands starting to graze thighs, my fingers delicately pushing the hem of your skirt just an inch higher, ano

Love a sunny lie in after a late night Saturday 😉

So folks, here's the next instalment in Lucy's (and Steve's) journey of discovery. As I've mentioned previously, just a hint of autobiography going on - wildly exaggerated unfortunately. I'm not that lucky in real life. In case you haven't seen the earlier chapters, they will set the scene a bit. I missed the opportunity to number them clearly but check them out: Lucy - Learning to Lose Control... Contains the prequel and chapters 1-3 Lucy - Testing The Waters... Contains chapter 4 Chapter Five - Confessions “Hey Sleepyhead, don’t you fall asleep o

[Fiction of two sisters - female desperation, wetting and masturbation] “Who the fuck is phoning at this time?” Those were my first thoughts, I’d just got comfy and was dozing off nicely. When I saw the phone screen it all made sense. “Ah, Weeze, thank God you’re still up - I need you to do me a bit of a favour…. I’m in town and my train has been cancelled. Can you do your little sis a favour and pick me up? Quick as you can, it’s getting late.” ‘Tell me about it being late!’ I thought to myself. Darling sister Pippa, little sister and spoiled brat Pippa. Absolutely

Hi, well, those who liked my last post about wet panties in my mouth might want to hear about my next solo pee experience, even though it wasn't so successful. So be warned, pee lovers. After my previous experience, I was looking forward to the next time I had a chance to play, and so wanted to make the best of it. Sunday was the day, so when I woke on Sunday morning and had my morning pee, I decided to pee into a glass. That's not so easy (for a woman) but I was really pleased with how well it went, with hardly any splashes on my hands or the outside of the glass. Once i'd filled the gla

not my masturbation, but a pic i sent did cause someone to get a little excited and he couldn’t help share it with me. ☺️😳 i asked if it was ok to post, and he graciaously gave me permission. so yeah. my muffin with my bf’s dried cum, and this person’s fresh cum all on me in a way.

the return of the monthly. i don’t know why it does, but i’m always amused by wearing more innocent panties when dealing with my grown up time. like these totally made me feel like i needed to ask a teacher for permission to go to the bathroom, not because i needed to pee (which i did), but to take care of my lady issues. 👨🏼‍🏫👧🏻😬 and i used to be super embarassed to ask to leave class for the bathroom when i was a kid.

I am a guy too, so this is second hand information, but from chatting with my female friends on another site (Pornhub) I have learned that many of them love the feeling of being really desperate to pee, much more than I do. I would have already relieved myself in various naughty places long before I became desperate 😁

My thoughts take strange paths sometimes, but the OP challenged me to be creative. I am one of all guys who once dreamed about becoming an astronaut. Back to that dream now... I would bribe the space suit designer to put a special device on mine. What a thrill to go pissing in space. My drops would become freeze dried in a few moments, and then they would orbit the Earth for thousands of years. Think about that the next time you watch the night sky.

Yes... This one in my hallway could certainly use some love and water. I gave it both. Do you have one that looks dry now?

its a beautiful morning and i'm curled up in bed with the sun streaming in through the window, trying to decide whether to get up and go to the loo or just do it here

I hope that guy hires her again, or she perhaps gains a few more clients with similar interests. Would love to hear more...

Yes, although I've managed four girls at once..... in fiction, before anyone thinks I'm boasting. And not exactly a simultaneous orgy.

Some more, I am rubbish at taking pics with my phone, nearly pissed myself messing about with it!

Absolutely @Sunshine108 - Have a browse at various galleries like... https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6996309/Czech-Casting-standing-solo-2

As a guy I'm not going to add anything on what will be most attractive to the lady readers. What I will suggest though is break it up into paragraphs, not one solid block of text. In my stories I tend to include script - or spoken phrases - in "quotation marks" and sometimes what the character is thinking as a voice in their head in 'single quotes'.

I just love the on/off concept!

You need to have more confidence in your writing @Sophie. Because this really is very good.

Same with mine hahaha. Reading erotic stories certainly help fuel my imagination tho😜

I don't know, maybe a meter. Here os an outdoor pix from a few years ago . Warning : Male nudity .

********* This is based on "Sibling Rivalry" by @gldenwetgoose ********* Dear Wet Carpet, I’m Pippa, long time reader, first time writer. I have a sister and like all siblings I know just how to push her buttons and wind her up like nobody else. I like to tease her, a lot, but I do it with love. I love her to bits but I take great pleasure in pushing her just enough to make her crack and lose it. I like to call her Weeze, it came from our young cousins trying to pronounce “Louise” and stuck ever since. But when I am feeling particularly devilish I will call her “Wee-wees”.

I was milling around chatting to people along the main bars street waiting for my next potential sighting when it came from a girl standing partly in the road with two friends. My attention was caught by her mentioning that she needed a wee. I looked round and found a tall black haired girl in her early 20's wearing a thigh length black dress. Whether she had made the comment to her friends or had just said it aloud to herself wasn't clear but she had said it and had my attention. For a few minutes she stood with her two friends chatting and every so often she would make motions that were

Unpainted concrete walls and floors, like in a parking garage, even better if the stairs there are made of raw concrete as well because I like to see the cascade of piss flowing down the stairs. Carpets in risky places, for example hotel corridors are more exciting than hotel rooms. Just splashing a little from my bus/train seat, usually not emptying my bladder but just pissing enough to get a little stream and see where it goes. And places where someone could actually catch me, and I would be just a little, but not unbearably embarrassed.

Do you have a source for this or are you talking out of your arse? In my experience pornhub is a great sex positive company who do many amazing things. For example, free premium for those in isolation. Not only that, they do a large amount of charity work. dirtiest porn ever - helping tackle ocean plastic Beesexual - a campaign to save the bees They've offered college scholarships, they've sponsored football teams. And much more https://www.pornhub.com/cares If they act like you are claiming, they would be shut down already. I think they are a fantasti

Thank you for making it easier to find the rest. I was going to go look them up. I really like Lucy. She sounds like fun.

@HammerheadPilot we have so many naughty fantasies together. Maybe you would share your thoughts on how we would spend the day together

@lillefisse I wonder what is in your wicked little mind. Hmm what would be in store for us for the day

Well, I've been giving it quite a lot of thought.... and I do tend to think @Paulypeeps has covered all the bases. The best I can think of it some fiction I wrote about a year ago - a multipart story about a girl called Lucy. I'd say it sort of fits for you @Sweets, if you'd like to be my Lucy (and I promise not to turn mean at the end). Let me know if you'd like links to the rest...

Dress wetting for you! https://redgifs.com/watch/wandimpledafghanhound I fully intended on taking my shoes off but couldn't make it before it all started pouring out of me. Hope you like it!

I agree. All day wettings are fun. When you know you will be on your own day, you can pee your pants when and where you want. Staying wet all day. lillefisse, you should try it and film as much as you can. Film yourself on the hour, each hour. Being in lockdown is a perfect time to do it.

This might be a little boring but it's something I love. Sit on the toilet wearing some tight jeans and just pee through them, like you would pee normally, only clothed.

Great piss of yours against the wall.👍 Looks like fun. 🙂 You made a big puddle on the floor. Like that.

My first incident was I believe around about the age of 5-6; I was friends with a girl called Carly who lived about 10 doors up the road and we used to go to each others houses from time to time. I remember one day we were playing in my bedroom, and for some reason one of us needed the toilet and so we went in the bathroom together; I knew it was naughty because it was always something private but I was excited by the risk I guess, when I say excited not sexually but just because it was naughty. I think I went first, stood at the toilet with my shorts round my ankles and I did a wee into

I am not very much in drinking my pee from a cup, but I have done this sometimes while I have pissed in my panties (or boxers) and masturbating through them. I do drink a lot of water so my pee is very clear and I love the taste especially while is still warm but it's not so exciting to me like wetting my panties, But when I am in the mood I can drink 2-3 cups of my pee in one session

While I would much rather have someone else pee in my mouth (and I would swallow a decent amount, and wear the rest) - I've tried drinking my own pee several times. Never first thing in the morning, but at night when I'm really horny - but I would drink it as soon as I was done, so it's a lot warmer. I've also been known to save up my pee (I pee in a container, and if I plan to use it that night, keep it in the frig until I'm ready - and then let it warm up by putting the container into a small tub of warm water, until it's body temperature) and give myself "golden showers" while peeing in m

I love the SEXY part. That is what really turns me ON!

The views expressed are interesting, given the fact we are all pee lovers. Closing Public Toilets would give so many opportunity's to observe desperation and open air relief. I have a very strong toilet fetish but you have to consider the effect on the elderly and children and for me their convenience takes precedence over my voyeuristic desires.