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Feeling naughty at my local the other night. Went to the ladies but didn't use the toilet. I was hydrated btw was drinking energy drink before.

Tough question.All animals are great in themselves,from an ant to a whale. I would like to be one of those huge Baboons,they live in pretty ordered societies,everyone knows their place,you can sit around with your little pink dick sticking out all day long,and its wall to wall shagging,if you can get into the top echelons of society,that is...one downside,its pretty dog-eat-dog in a troop,lots of roughhousing etc.. But it still looks kind of fun.As fellow Primates,we might find the transition not so unfamiliar,they have close mother-child bonds,form friendships,work as a unit to defe

I still have this fantasy in my head of peeing on someone's carpet at a house party. I hate house partys so I don't think that will happen any time soon. I have a little scenario I wanna write out too of my alter ego "Ashlynn" and her very first experience pissing on a one night stands carpet. Never got around to writing it! 😧

I swear my fantasy is meeting a dude and spending the rest of my life peeing around our home with him. Wake up in the morning to the sound of him lightly peeing in the corner, sit up and smile as I watch him. "Im sorry, did I wake you love?" He'd ask me. "Not at all." I'd reply. 😍😍😍 I can dream, right?

As a male with a thing about female peeing, one of the big things that attracts me is what it would be like, what it would feel like, how it would be to be a female. Hence my question - if you could occupy the opposite sex's body, what would you do? How would you react? Personally I'll be totally honest I'd be spending a good bit of time, erm, getting to grips with my new body parts (sorry folks - but true). Next though, one thing I've sort of been jealous about is that you ladies get to wear the flimsiest outfits. I think then I'd be filling up with more than a few drinks and then going

I finally picked up the car I agreed to purchase from a female friend of mine. I paid any extra $50 for her to relieve herself on the backseat multiple times. I arrived at her residence where she was wearing workout attire. Spandex pants, later to find out she wears no panties to work out. Her ass looked so good as usual. We made the exchange and she said everything is in the backseat that’s supposed to be there. She said there are my stained seats. There were no wipe napkins as expected but it was okay. Looking at the rear seat cushion she pissed on them something serious. She

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ab3e5b69ad37 I just joined. Here's a little video of me pissing in a classroom at work. Bunny

After the two, long, impressive pees in my backseat, after two days I was getting a little smell. I had dried the leather seat with a towel, and wiped it out with cleansing wipes but still noticed a smell. Yesterday evening I removed the backseat, bottom cushion, to find a pool of lady, beer piss down where the seatbelt bolts to the floor. The smell got strong when I removed the cushion. Her piss, though A LOT of piss, didn’t soak through the cushion, foam but she got piss in crevices around the seat. She had her ass resting on the back rest of the seat so she pissed down the back

If you could be any animal you could think of what would it be? Also the parameters are that you keep your current brain and conciousness. For realism I would probably be a peregrine falcon because I would have the freedom to fly anywhere at over 380 km/h. If we are being unrealistic either a dragon (toothless) or a vampire xD. Well depending on the version of vampirism that your going by xD

@Riley Pointless question The answer is exceedingly easy and almost obvious A GIANT SQUID!!!! So I can explore the depths of the Oceans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Id swap bodies with the guy whos boning Shakira these days!😉

Thank you spywareonya for your words of wisdom. I feel that I do not have complete control of my thoughts concerning my fetish and I hope to change that. I'm just not sure how yet. Sometimes I can go for a few weeks without thinking about it and other times I think about it daily.

I know I'm thinking way too much into this but if you had the power to shapeshift why would you remain human? Go be the most intelligent eagle or something😂😂

Hopefully, next month will be better...

Since it's a question for the ladies, I'm going to answer on behalf of a lady... A good friend related on an experience from her youth of sitting on the grass in someone's garden with a group of friends, absolutely bursting but not wanting to leave the group. She was sort of kneeling but sitting if that makes sense, and wearing a dress. She gradually managed to wriggle her knickers down to her thighs and then quietly let it all flow into the grass under her dress. Apparently without anyone knowing...

I think that's a great attitude to have - welcome to the site, I hope you'll enjoy it here. 🙂

Hi Tim, welcome to PeeFans! 🙂

Penny Makes a Woman CUM for the First Time Ever . . . Featuring Penny Lay & Pepper Hart

Catalina Rene and Mab Dabble's Luscious Licking . . . Catalina is the girl with black hair. Mab is the brunette.

I thought I would bring the scale down. Very much down. Since I've been sick I thought we should take a look at a common virus known as a cold. One that is causing me to slowly loose my sanity over time. This is a grand aspect of nature that we need to respect for it's strength in numbers against life.

This story is not mine. It's from a pee desperation website that is no longer active call shara and ger's. The author goes by the name friggin hobo It's a personal favourite and I do hope you enjoy it "All right, that's all for today," Professor Johnson said. "Make sure you read pages 216-272 for Wednesday." Charlie dumped his notebooks into his bag, grabbed it, and quickly stood up. Cultural Anthropology was always so boring, and today he had been even more anxious for it to be over because he really had to go to the bathroom. He'd had a big breakfast and didn't get the

Welcome aboard You must never suppress a desire, you must MASTER IT Understand it, grow up, talk with it, control it This can be the perfect playground We're all here whenever you want!

Would be awesome if you can get around to writing it some time. Sounds like the kind of story I love.

omg. it's been a brutal one. but i feel much more 'normal' today. i couldn't even share the pix i took yesterday morning, because my pad leaked over. it was kinda gross. lol. 😱 but, good morning.

Why dream about peeing in the corner when we can go out shopping and pee in the mall ... or go to dinner and pee under the table while we chat over a nice glass of wine. Yeah, sure, we'll pee at home ,too ... but there are sooooo many other places to pee. C'mon, let me show you around 😎

My name's Grace 🙂 If you told me even just a year ago that I'd be into this fetish I'd tell you you were crazy, but lo and behold I started dating a guy who admitted his pee fetish, we tried it, and it was love at first pee! It really turns me on to make videos for my boyfriend of me peeing in various positions/places and I want to share them with the world now haha. I'm a fun-loving and open-minded girl and I'm very much open to suggestions 😉

Hi guys. I am Eva, a sexy Russian girl. And I am here again in a hotel room.... You see, I like to pee everywhere. But I don't like to do it at home because of the mess. This is why I like to stay in hotel rooms where I can pee on the bed and on the floor. And on the furniture. I don't care. It is not my own room. I am staying here only for one night. So why not have fun peeing in it? And I have just returned from the bar where I had a few drinks, and so now I need to pee quite badly. I have an en suite bathroom with a toilet, but I am not going to pee there. Unless perha

Here's some pictures of my most recent naughty piss at work hope you like

They took their seats at the dinner table, where Mikah was serving up the food -- home-made gnocchi in olive oil, with plenty of sun-ripened tomato and other vegetables. Melanie topped up their glasses and they began to eat. The conversation meandered around various topics -- for a while Mikah, Ellen and Jasmine talked about work, and then Camille told them a story about an ex-girlfriend in Paris -- but eventually the topic came back to sex. “I just think it's better with a long-term partner,” Melanie said. “I'll tell you, there was a guy at my work that I was really into -- I've bee

I know it has been awhile since I wrote here the first time, but something finally happened again. I'm the guy asked about inheriting a step-sister and shoveling the snowy drive way, hopefully you all remember that. Anyway, we are both in college now and I will get to the new incident. We were finishing dinner the other night and my moms were being a little flirty, so that may be what started it this time. Sis got up from the table and took her plate to the sink and as she passed back through the dining room made one of her off-color remarks, "I got an oral speech tomorrow and need to practi

Hi Mark, well, finally, he called me at 10 ish saying he was home and asked me to come home. The only problem is i don't have much time to stay. So it wasn't a big urge however, i did needed to go. I came in, he was lying there, I remove my thong, squatted and he got his dose. While i was there, i asked him to finish me off.. why not! LoL He went to the kitchen, put my sandwich to grill panini style and then i kissed him and left while eating my lunch. I can get use to that lolololol

I pee in the kitchen sink sometimes while cooking, bathroom is upstairs If weather is good, I sneak out to pee on my neighbour's flowers

Dear Wet Carpet. I am an older lady in my late 40s. This is me relaxing on holiday in the Caribbean... I think I still look pretty good. I am the CEO of a large multinational, and a very wealthy lady. I have worked very hard getting to where I am and have constantly had to repress my desires and inner wildness in the interests of my career. Have constantly had to be the respectable lady keeping up appearances. But there has always been this repressed wild streak in me, yearning for release, another "me" that does not want to be constrained by conformity. When a

I work all day with the British people and - believe me - my eyes have been truly opened to how many stupid people there are out there, each and every one of whom potentially has a vote. Biggest flaw with democracy? The stupidity of the electorate. The idiot bloc out there is so large that no party can hope to win without securing the votes of a substantial chunk of it. So democracy is in large measure idiots en masse deciding who runs the country. The idiot bloc can outvote all intelligent voters of any political persuasion. Which probably goes a long way towards explaining the shite we

My pet hates? Selfish older drivers with all the time in the world who potter along at 35mph on a perfectly straight bit of road with a 60mph limit, an ever larger mobile tailback behind them, and never once think of pulling in to let people pass. Traffic lights that remain red even though there is fuck all coming the other way so stop you for no reason until - finally - someone comes the other way. At which point having been green for their direction all that time, they change to red just in time to stop them to finally let you go. Cyclists who insist on cycling up steep hills

Lol, that reminds me of a survey of youngsters' historical knowledge in the UK a few years back. When asked who Adolf Hitler was, the most popular answer was "the German soccer coach". A rather large number also thought Ronald Macdonald was the US President.

Dear Wet Carpet. I live and work in London as a top end call girl, and have a number of very wealthy clients. I go by the name Cindy. This is me..... Truth is I enjoy sex and fetish too. Done the whole BDSM thing. And I am seriously into pissing, and things like that, and make it known to clients that I am up for it. I have quite a few who like the occasional watersports session from time to time. I quite enjoy being peed on, and if some guy wants to piss on my ass or even in my face, if he's paid for my company, that's fine. There's one who regularly likes to piss in my face,

Dear Wet Carpet My name is Sue and I live in a flat in a plush part of town with my boyfriend Mike. We are both mid to late 20s.I'm bi, he's straight. We overlook some expensive properties out the back and the view from our bedroom looks right into the back of the living room of one house opposite. Two blonde women in their late 30s - Jen and Samantha , whom we've met a few times - share the place, both successful businesswomen. Why do I mention them? Because at night they do not always bother drawing the curtains and with the light on we can see everything. And during the summer mon

Hmm, I have a couple. 1. People who can't or won't update technology, I've had a PC repair that was still running Windows98se, and the owner was complaining about how slow it was. It was a Pentium 3 with 8 meg of ram, rofl. This same person had an old Nokia 3110 that didn't have a signal, I tried telling him that the technology wasn't used anymore. He just didn't get it, the phone still powered up, it should still work. There were several others in the same predicament, I just tell them, thanks, but no thanks. 2. Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter. If you get these things, I don't want

(bit of 4th wall, I'd used this idea for an art piece ages ago... now I'm making it a story) Dear Wet Carpet, I decided to take my young daughter shopping in the old district today. There are several shops there that sell antiquities and other finery that I enjoy viewing even if I cannot always purchase them outright. On this particular day on of the locations had a "Everything Must Go" sign and several advertisements that indicated steep discounts on most if not all items. We entered the establishment and wandered for some time looking at the wares without much to do, several broken

you are not the best forum contributor 2017 because of pics or videos you are Sephora you have given us hot stories since I was a lurker years ago I don't give a fuck about the single-picked stuff you post it's not your stuff we cheer up to and we hail it's YOU you will forever be a woman of charisma, fascinating and full of kinky ideas post stories hiding 80% of details pick pics from the web saying things like "here this is a good example" you will Always be "you" in our heart I would DIE if the forum would one day love me less just because f

This story has several photos so just keep scrolling down to continue the story The other morning I woke up to the sound of my girlfriend finishing up her morning shower. I grabbed my camera to see if I could snap a picture of her...I also had to pee like a racehorse. When I went into the bathroom my girlfriend was waiting and said she wanted to give me a blowjob. I told her she could as soon as I finished peeing but as soon as I got in front of the toilet my girlfriend grabbed my cock and began to suck it. It felt good for about a minute and then my overfilled bladder began to remi