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About UnauthorisedGuy

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  • Birthday 11/30/1960

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    I love clips of women using urinals. Now I've just got to find a woman who'll let me watch!

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  1. I was cut as a baby, so obviously I had no say in the decision. I'm legally qualified, and in Australia (and possibly other countries that use the English common law system) it's questionable whether or not parents have the right to consent on behalf of their children to elective surgery such as circumcision. The result of circumcision is that the head of the penis, which would otherwise be covered by the foreskin, rubs on underwear/clothing, and I think this likely reduces sensitivity and pleasure.
  2. Question is, who will be the first to use the whip??
  3. Given that you're more attracted to women, are you surprised you married a guy? Did you consider whether or not you wanted to be in a long-term relationship with a guy before accepting your husband's proposal?
  4. G2 or F2. I live in a block of units - don't know if my neighbours would be bothered by hearing me pee, but I aim at the porcelain rather than the water.
  5. Thanks for your reply. You make a very compelling argument for shapely bottoms, lol. No, I was wrong! The thread I was referring to is "Random sexy girls" - I noticed you've posted a few pics recently of women who have big boobs. As I say, you make a great case for shapely bottoms, but I say yay for genetics!
  6. I can't believe how many pages back this thread is - it's definitely time for another question. If you had to choose one or the other, which do you prefer - big boobs or a shapely bottom? Based on your posts on another thread, I think I know the answer. It'll be interesting to see if I'm right, lol.
  7. Until the question was asked, I never thought about how I hold it. Guess I'll be back in few minutes...
  8. Great find! The correct name, apparently, is a bourdaloue. According to this article, it is "supposedly named for Louis Bourdaloue, a famous 17th century priest; the story goes that his sermons were so long that listeners would need to bring along a chamberpot to get through them". The design allows women "to use the bourdaloue while standing or squatting, rather than forcing them to sit": What is a Bourdaloue? (with picture) (wisegeek.com).
  9. You know you're watching too much porn when... you start thinking part of a tree in your garden looks like a penis!
  10. Aha, of course. Your neighbour must have forgotten to restock her handbag.
  11. Thanks for posting - I enjoying reading about your cafe experience 🙂 Perhaps this should be the subject of a separate thread, but when you use a public toilet, do you often have to ask/get asked by your neighbour for toilet paper?
  12. 1) Peeing on a partner: 10 2) Being peed on by a partner: 10 3) Peeing in your partner's face: 0 4) Having your own face peed on: 5 5) Having your partner drink your pee from the source: 10 6) Drinking your partner's pee from the source: 10 7) Watching your partner piss all over the carpet: 0 8) Yourself pissing all over the carpet in front of your partner: 0 9) Wetting yourself while your partner watches: 0 10) Watching your partner wet himself/herself: 0 11) Having your partner hold your dick/part your labia while you pee: 10 12) Be
  13. I'm sorry if this isn't what you want to hear, but it sounds like you're in the "friend zone". While you want to be more than friends - she either doesn't or hasn't considered the possibility that the two of you could have a relationship. If it's the first one, then I think you have to respect her wishes. If you think she could be interested in a relationship, then obviously the question is how to get out of the friend zone? Given that the internet is the source of all wisdom 🤣 and because I'm curious, I decided to google it. Turns out there's hundreds of internet pages about what the fr
  14. Roofless urinal in Alexandra Gardens, a park near the Melbourne (Australia) CBD. If it's not cool in the sense meant by the OP, then it's cool in another way, lol.
  15. I had sex with a married woman who was also a work colleague, so I guess that's two reasons why we shouldn't have been having sex. Has someone tried to pick you up, but you didn't realise it at the time?
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