Post about your pee!

[thlopp 66]

I had a failed naughty pee attempt this week.

I had an opportunity for a naughty pee and wanted to try peeing in a clothes drawer. I had the need but was pee shy. After a while I only managed to get a couple of drops out on my clothes before precum started to drip. I will have to try again another day.

[Alfresco 11,002]

I had a day yesterday where I was on my own for large parts of the day on and off and didn't use the toilet at all until my bedtime pee at 11pm.

Morning pee was in the garden at about 6am - I went outside and stood in the garden and peed on the grass.

Later on about 9:30am I was doing some washing, so I took a pair of my wife's leggings, put them on then sat in the garden and wet through them, soaking the front and back.  I then stood up and some ran down the legs.   I went inside, took them off and put them in the wash with a load of other stuff.   I didn't bother putting any clothes back on my lower half.

The next time I needed to pee was about 12:00 and coincided with when I was changing the washing over.   I had the washing sorted into piles on the kitchen floor, so I picked the next pile that I was going to wash (happened to be whites) and stood astride them, peeing a full bladder onto the pile.   The top garments got soaked and pooled.  The pee ran off the edge of the pile onto the floor tiles and the splatter also spread over quite a wide area, but I just stayed in that position and finished my pee.   I loaded the washing machine with the wettest clothes, then used the drier clothes at the bottom of the pile to dry the floor before adding them to the machine also.

About 2pm I went out on my bike for an hour.   I had been drinking plenty so needed to pee before I set off and I had another pint of water for good measure.   I got to the off road part of my ride and pulled off the track and got off my bike to pee.   Before I was in position, two ladies walked past pushing babies in buggies.   If I'd been a bit quicker, they would have got a good view, but I couldn't really whip it out and pee once they were obviously there, so I let them pass and then proceeded to pee on the bushes.  If they had turned around then they would have seen what I was doing.

Just before I got home I stopped and put one foot down and peed into the vegetation at the side of the path.   Having been not that long before, I didn't need to pee much, but it was good to release what I had before I got home.

About 5pm I had to take my wife to an appointment and I went for a walk whilst she was in there.  I ended up walking round a park and then up to a canal.   I peed in the trees in the park whilst a lady was walking past on the path nearby.   I don't know whether she saw me as there were a few trees between us, but I could see her whilst I was peeing so there is a good chance she could see.  When she passed, I cut the flow to keep some in stock for later.

Just before I went back to the car at nearly 7pm, I had a pee on the towpath of the canal.  Nobody around, but it was a very exposed position.   Just after I finished and started walking again, a guy came past on his bike.

That was it for the day and the last pee before bed was, unfortunately, in the toilet.

 

 

[lmnopee 36]

Earlier today I was about to have a shower and also needed to pee. Usually I just go while I’m in the shower and the water is running, but today I tried something different. 
 

I squatted in the corner of the shower before I turned the water on and peed for about 40 seconds. It almost covered the entire shower floor. 
 

I then turned the shower on and watched it all drain away before actually showering. It was way better doing it this way, and I think this will now be a regular part of my routine. 

[NortheastPeeFan 345]

Urinated in my backyard again for the first time in a while.  I walked over to a patch of grass and weeds, unzipped, aimed and let it flow.  I waved my cock around a bit too, spraying as much weeds and grass as I could.  Once I was done, I gave my dick a quick shake, put it away and rezipped.  There's something so satisfying about wearing pants with a zip fly when doing this activity.  More fun than wearing pants with a button fly, IMO.  I feel excited when I pick out my spot and I unzip my fly.  And when I rezip after I'm done while looking down at the freshly watered grass, that feels so satisfying.

[gottapee87 60]

I am quite desperate to pee at the moment but I'm going to try to hold it in for another hour or two. I'll probably piss in a measuring jug, but I'm going to try to delay that as long as I can...

[Peesfully 212]

Went out to dinner with friends. Peed against the walls under the sink in the men's room, with not a drop into the toilet and not a drop into the sink.  There was one light, over the sink, so it was very dark (and a black floor) under the sink so not easy to see the puddle.

[Bacardi 9,133]

Someone must have busted out the Ole Bacardi voodoo doll again, because every morning like clockwork at 4 am I wake up with a bursting bladder 🙄

Please whoever it is put it back lol. I'm tired!

[Dawen 193]

Today morning I had to help out the dishwasher with some prewash. 

[Trevis 4]

On 10/17/2022 at 7:34 PM, gottapee87 said:

I am quite desperate to pee at the moment but I'm going to try to hold it in for another hour or two. I'll probably piss in a measuring jug, but I'm going to try to delay that as long as I can...

Did you make it 

[Aussiepeeguy3 50]

If I posted a pee vid who would rate it for me

[gldenwetgoose 20,253]

Just now, Aussiepeeguy3 said:

If I posted a pee vid who would rate it for me

Chill man....     We're not like other sites, just relax - post it in the Men Peeing section and people will enjoy seeing it.

(You'll have to host it elsewhere and can then post a link to it.  Photos can be posted on this site but not videos).

But we're a community of friends, don't worry about competing for likes or pushing for people to chat.  We're about all enjoying the same thing in a relaxed way.

[oliver2 3,899]

We’re not like REDUCE YOUR WATER BILL WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!

[Kupar 12,426]

45 minutes ago, Aussiepeeguy3 said:

If I posted a pee vid who would rate it for me

I second what @gldenwetgoose says, but if it makes you feel happier I promise to look at it, and comment 🙂

[Aussiepeeguy3 50]

47 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Chill man....     We're not like other sites, just relax - post it in the Men Peeing section and people will enjoy seeing it.

(You'll have to host it elsewhere and can then post a link to it.  Photos can be posted on this site but not videos).

But we're a community of friends, don't worry about competing for likes or pushing for people to chat.  We're about all enjoying the same thing in a relaxed way.

Sorry just curious. Just remember peeing comps as a teen with a mate

[Bacardi 9,133]

I woke up feeling a little horny and decided to have a little bit of a holding contest with myself. @Maclir was there in the chat holding with me for a bit, but he let go first. I had to get up and make pancakes for one of my sick babies who stayed home from school and successfully held through that, but when I went to lay back down in bed with him I found I had gone from a 6 to about an 8. Florida man tried to get me to hold it for longer but eventually my toes started to curl and I really couldn't hold it anymore. 

I shuffled my way (trying to make it look like I wasn't about to wet my pants 🤣) to the closest bathroom but my husband was in there using it for non pee related reasons, so I had to quickly shuffle my way to the one in the back. 

When I got there I sat down and my bladder pulsed, all while I was pulling the stop watch up on my phone. I was bouncing on the toilet flipping through my apps, then the modes on the timer and right as soon as I had it pulled up my bladder started to empty on its own. I hit start just in time and finally let the hold on my bladder go 😮‍💨, then just peed as I normally would. I had held for so long my bladder was kinda sore as I peed and when I was finished, and I ended up with this!

Almost 37 seconds worth of pee for me this morning! It was a great way to start out my day.

Edited November 2, 2022 by Bacardi

[Kupar 12,426]

3 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I woke up feeling a little horny and decided to have a little bit of a holding contest with myself. @Maclir was there in the chat holding with me for a bit, but he let go first. I had to get up and make pancakes for one of my sick babies who stayed home from school and successfully held through that, but when I went to lay back down in bed with him I found I had gone from a 6 to about an 8. Florida man tried to get me to hold it for longer but eventually my toes started to curl and I really couldn't hold it anymore. 

I shuffled my way (trying to make it look like I wasn't about to wet my pants 🤣) to the closest bathroom but my husband was in there using it for non pee related reasons, so I had to quickly shuffle my way to the one in the back. 

When I got there I sat down and my bladder pulsed, all while I was pulling the stop watch up on my phone. I was bouncing on the toilet flipping through my apps, then the modes on the timer and right as soon as I had it pulled up my bladder started to empty on its own. I hit start just in time and finally let the hold on my bladder go 😮‍💨, then just peed as I normally would. I had held for so long my bladder was kinda sore as I peed and when I was finished, and I ended up with this!

Almost 37 seconds worth of pee for me this morning! It was a great way to start out my day.

Wonderful @Bacardi - sounds like a lot of fun was had with that hold 🙂 And that's how it should be. Thanks for sharing it with us x 

[steve25805 121,275]

I needed a piss and felt like being naughty. So I placed an empty pint glass on the floor in the middle of the kitchen and stood several feet away and aimed. Most of it went into the glass but some sprayed the floor all around it.

[Sophie 23,064]

I would like to share my little toilet wee from earlier today. 

I was with my friends today making music and generally having a good time. My friend had bought a couple of bottles of my favourite drink and I was having lots of it! I think by the end of the day I nearly finished a 2L bottle just by myself! What goes in must come out so after the end of a song I stood up from the piano and excused myself to the bathroom, I was really desperate and I knew it would have been risky to wait another song or two. 

I walked into the bathroom and locked the door behind me before unfastening my leather trousers and wriggled them down just enough to be out of the way. I pulled down my g-string as I sat and I started peeing moments later. It felt so wonderful! The bathroom was really echoey so the tinkle of my wee against the water below was very loud and I wondered if my friends outside could hear me. I was sat leaning forward slightly with my hands on my thighs just enjoying the sweet relief of emptying my bladder. I peed for roughly 30 seconds and once it slowed to dribbles and eventually stopped I turned to pull off some toilet paper only to find there wasn't any! 

"Guys?" no answer... "Hey guys?" nothing... "GUYS?!" I gave up. Accepting my fate I stood up and reluctantly pulled up my g-string, the thin blue cotton soaking up any residual drips. I wrestled my trousers back up and then washed my hands before returning to my friends. "I've been shouting for you!" I smiled with my hands on my hips, feigning annoyance. 

"Oh sorry, we didn't hear you! What's wrong?" one of them replied 

"There's no toilet paper. I've had to drip dry!" I couldn't help but giggle. 

He offered to get some for me but I said it was okay, and I wasn't sure if the shops were even open with it being a Sunday. I had another two wees that afternoon, and I didn't wipe with either of them! Once I got home I had a shower and changed into some clean knickers. 

[Lv her wetting 0]

Hi Sophie are you up for a chat i am from the uk i would like to get to noo some one x

[Johnboy777 3,460]

On 10/30/2022 at 4:18 AM, Kupar said:

I second what @gldenwetgoose says, but if it makes you feel happier I promise to look at it, and comment 🙂

And I promise, like @Kupar to watch it (with only a positive comment.)

[Sophie 23,064]

19 hours ago, Lv her wetting said:

Hi Sophie are you up for a chat i am from the uk i would like to get to noo some one x

No thanks. 

[Johnboy777 3,460]

On 10/18/2022 at 8:57 PM, Peesfully said:

 Peed against the walls under the sink in the men's room, with not a drop into the toilet and not a drop into the sink.

You must have very good aim, no pee in the toilet or even the sink. Every drop where it should go!

[Chrissy89 1,195]

I’m new here but I’d like to share my pee from this morning. I got woken up too early this morning by the little’un and realised that I had went to bed without peeing. I was BURSTING! 
 

I got up, pulled down my trousers just enough to get things done, sat down and had the best relief ever. It started off loud and going straight down. I beared down a little, this changed the trajectory of it a little to go forward and that’s when it started on the porcelain. It must have lasted for about 30 seconds!

I will admit, with the force I felt some of the spray. 

felt so good afterwards.

quick wipe and wash of the hands and I was done. 

[Kupar 12,426]

45 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said:

I’m new here but I’d like to share my pee from this morning. I got woken up too early this morning by the little’un and realised that I had went to bed without peeing. I was BURSTING! 
 

I got up, pulled down my trousers just enough to get things done, sat down and had the best relief ever. It started off loud and going straight down. I beared down a little, this changed the trajectory of it a little to go forward and that’s when it started on the porcelain. It must have lasted for about 30 seconds!

I will admit, with the force I felt some of the spray. 

felt so good afterwards.

quick wipe and wash of the hands and I was done. 

Lovely! Thanks for sharing 💖 - it's *so good* when you really need to go isn't it?

[Chrissy89 1,195]

Just now, Kupar said:

Lovely! Thanks for sharing 💖 - it's *so good* when you really need to go isn't it?

The best feeling ever!