What word do you use?

[greedyneedygirl 4,156]

Wee, Wee Wee, and Weeing are oft used, and I was brought up with them, 'Tinkle' was used at home, but 'Piss' as in 'Piss Off' was often used in the same way that you use 'Fuck-Off', as an expletive, warning someone off. A 'call of nature' was also used in polite society.

[spywareonya 37,961]

On ‎7‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 2:29 PM, naughty_rosie said:

Usually I just say “I need to pee” but when I'm in outdoor, I say “I need to

water the plants” and pee on the plants or flowers there. While camping or hiking, I give a nice drink to every thirsty plants lol

oh shit, I just replied to you somewhere else and I find hot stuff from you again

I would be delighted to hear more about you watering the plants...

 

Anyway, I am a bit of a lewd girl, "Gotta piss" is my usual slang ihihihihihihih

[PissDude 479]

I'm hung up on being masculine. I consider "pee", "tinkle" and such to be feminine or childish words. I find it sexy when a woman says "I have to pee!", but childish when a man says it. I normally use words and phrases like whiz, piss, drain the dragon, take a leak, and hit the head. If I'm in polite company, I'll say something like "use the restroom" or bathroom.

Funny story: when my ex-wife and I were training our children to not need diapers, she wanted them to watch me to get an idea of how men do things (both are boys). I would not use the girly and childish words she wanted me to, and said something like "I gotta drain the dragon." So I'd be standing in front of the toilet when the door flew open, and there was a 2 year old with a sippy cup asking "Daddy, are you daining the dagon?"

[spywareonya 37,961]

6 minutes ago, PissDude said:

I'm hung up on being masculine. I consider "pee", "tinkle" and such to be feminine or childish words. I find it sexy when a woman says "I have to pee!", but childish when a man says it. I normally use words and phrases like whiz, piss, drain the dragon, take a leak, and hit the head. If I'm in polite company, I'll say something like "use the restroom" or bathroom.

Funny story: when my ex-wife and I were training our children to not need diapers, she wanted them to watch me to get an idea of how men do things (both are boys). I would not use the girly and childish words she wanted me to, and said something like "I gotta drain the dragon." So I'd be standing in front of the toilet when the door flew open, and there was a 2 year old with a sippy cup asking "Daddy, are you daining the dagon?"

You got children, this is heart-touching

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Take a whiz, send a donation to the governor, shake the dew off the lily, take a leak (common in the USA) male terms usually.

Women here uses "go to the powder room" frequently, use the bathroom, visit Aunt Tilly, and most sexy, going to pee.

[Scot_Lover 1,876]

Pee, mostly.

If we're out, it's 'go potty'

[spywareonya 37,961]

9 hours ago, Scot_Lover said:

Pee, mostly.

If we're out, it's 'go potty'

so cuuuuuuute!!!!

[thisguy20 937]

If / when I'm speaking, to inform others of my impending absence, I generally say "Ive got to hit the head".   The word I use for the physical act is "peeing". 

[Peefan83 773]

Pee, wee or tinkle for me mostly.

[Rewdna 782]

Pee,Use the toilet,go pee.

[PeeGurl74 570]

I say 'piss' most of the time. Terms like "wee" or "tinkle" make it sound cutesy or kiddiesh. 

[PeeGurl74 570]

A child going down a playground slide says "weeeee". I don't use the word "wee". I associate that word with children. I don't think anyone in the US uses it. PISS is more naughtier and not used by kids (I like to separate the two). But I think if someone were into role playing of a child in diapers, I could see "wee" "pee pee" or "tinkle" or "potty" being used. I won't even read a post in its entirety if using these terms. I'm a mature brown girl who likes to piss. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Edited January 26, 2021 by PeeGurl74
Spelling error

[Gotah 2,382]

On 1/24/2021 at 7:29 AM, p1ssputz said:

(There's some person on Eroprofile whose videos are all titled something like "Outdoor Wee Wees!" and "Wee Wees in the Park!" and I swear, I just die a little inside every time I see them. But I guess, y'know, each to their own.)

This made me laugh because I feel the exact same way everytime I read those titles on eroprofile😂

Wee wee is ok if a child says it but if it comes out of an adult's mouth (in a serious/"non joking" way) it makes me kinda cringe.

 

I personally use pee/peeing most of the time, it's nice and innocent and it get's the point across without sounding rude.

When I'm hanging out with friends or family though more often than not I use piss/pissing ... and when I'm in a more jokey, light hearted mood I sometimes even say that I have to go and "mark my territory", I usually use this phrase when I'm outdoors.

Where I come from we sometimes say "go and take a whistle" which is also something that I like to use ocasionally.

Edited January 27, 2021 by Gotah

[Boystoiletlover 43]

Take a piss, use the boys’ room, have a wee, take a tinkle/piddle, take a slash

Empty the tank, punish the porcelain, shoot one up the wall, drain the trouser snake 🐍 🚽 

Edited July 17, 2021 by Boystoiletlover

[mickymoist 3,513]

Normally pee or wee, but as mentioned earlier I would say peeing but never weeing,  if it's Saturday night and I'm slightly "over hydrated" it might become syphon the python, or Mustafa Leak (Carry on Camel reference)  😄

[wannawatchuwiggle 131]

In everyday life I'd refer to my need by the name of that room specifically designed for it:bathroom or toilet. The act itself is usually named by a number of unpronouncable dutch (language) words that I'm not going to bother you with LOL. 'toilet' though is the same as in English, while 'pissing' would be replaced by 'pissen' in my native tongue.. 

I've always been fascinated by all the words used for 'peeing' in different languages! 

[Carb0nBased 647]

On 1/23/2021 at 10:29 PM, p1ssputz said:

The term "wee wee" literally takes the wind out of my sails and makes me go limp. 🤣 (There's some person on Eroprofile whose videos are all titled something like "Outdoor Wee Wees!" and "Wee Wees in the Park!" and I swear, I just die a little inside every time I see them. But I guess, y'know, each to their own.)

I remember seeing those videos on Peesearch, the title would scroll across at the beginning--at least I assume it's the same ones. It doesn't bother me, but I can be rather childlike sometimes in regards to sexuality so maybe that's why. I never use it though to say I'm going to pee--I say "use the bathroom" if indoors among most people, I might say "go pee" or "take a leak" with people I know well on a friend/dating basis.

[Cheshire cat 90]

Depend who I am talking to. With my wife we both call it a wee and she will often say wee wee, purely because it sounds cute.

[Dasani 107]

7 hours ago, Cheshire cat said:

Depend who I am talking to. With my wife we both call it a wee and she will often say wee wee, purely because it sounds cute.

Yep, it completely depends on the company.

[Naughts 325]

I think I mostly do not say it directly but more around the topic. Indoors I would say “going to the bathroom“ and during a hike I would tell the others to walk on while I stay behind a bit.

With my family or boyfriend I am more direct and would say that I need to pee.

I am German so the words are different. I dont know whether this is the right thread for this but here is a short list of german words for this and how they are used in my bubble:

Pinkeln - normal word for peeing, hear it all the time

Pissen - harsher than pinkeln, like the english pissing

Nase pudern - powdering the nose, hear it often by all genders, but always jokingly

Puschern, pieseln, bieseln - dialect, only used in vertain areas or by grandmas

Erleichtern - to make yourself lighter, commonly used. Often when someone comes back from the toilet someone asks: are you lighter now?

Pipi machen - to make pipi, only little children say that, like wee wee

There are a lot more but thats all I can think of right now.

 

PS: awesome thread for non native english people like me who want to write stories

 

[Alpian 687]

"I'll be right back" or something along the lines would be how I'd explain my absence in company. Outdoors, I'd go "behind the bushes".

I noticed that on the internet, you get softer porn when looking for "pee" and more hardcore watersports stuff under the "piss" moniker. I like that subtle distinction, but unfortunately it doesn't always work. We need a norming committee to define the right tags for the subcategories of our kink 😉

BTW: As a non-native speaker, I wonder what would be the right terms to use for the female genitals in different contexts. E.g. how harsh does "pussy" sound to a native (to me it sounds rather cute), does "vulva" evoke a medical context like being at the gyn etc.? Update: found the right post:

 

Edited October 14, 2021 by Alpian
Found post on female genitalia names

[walanuk 245]

Pee / wee - use both interchangeably 

[Peewee123 1,124]

I don’t tend to use the word, I usually say I need the toilet or just going to the toilet and outside I’d say I’m going to have to use the bushes. At most I might say I’m bursting or desperate for the toilet. In Here I tend to use the word pee. Piss occasionally but it’s a little harsher as is technically swearing like “piss off”. 

[Paulp73 336]

I'm dying for a wee, bursting to pee, im about to wet myself are the 3 I use the most!