What coordinates do you piss in?

[Sophie 24,410]

[Kupar 13,339]

OK. I will answer next time I go. Nice pussy by the way 😊

[Kupar 13,339]

And anyone who answers J1 isn't trying hard enough 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Usually(*)  I'd say I was probably an E3, diminishing to an F3.   

Usually not straight into the water, especially if it's a night and other people are trying to sleep.  And as for why it's not an E7 or F7 ?   Do you ever find you have a habit way of doing things, like tying your right shoelace first?   I guess it's just that.

[Edit - forgot to add my caveat...

* I say usually - although there are the times when either I've been playing and my foreskin isn't sitting right or perhaps I've had a drink or several.  In those instances, anywhere from about -5 to +15 is possible, and an AAA to about M or N too.

Just very occasionally, if I've been in a public toilet and the floor is already swimming, that has encouraged me to be less controlled too.

[avatar 382]

Uhm at the comfort of my own toilet at home, I almost always pee sitting down, so probably I5 or H5.

In other toilets when I stand, I go somewhere in the rectangle marked by D2 and F3.

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Just like the wonderful @Bacardi’s post, I feel like this could become massively enjoyable very quickly.  Sorry guys! Once again your habits are going to become amusing… 🤣

[Chrissy89 1,208]

It’s almost like chess…. pee to D3 🤣🤣

[oliver2 4,418]

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

OK. I will answer next time I go. Nice pussy by the way 😊

Now that has me confused for a while until I spotted floor cat, who is, naturally, watching you urinate.

I’ll have an E5, please, Sophie

[avatar 382]

12 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said:

Sorry guys! Once again your habits are going to become amusing…

Hey, that's mean! Stop making fun of us you two!

[Chrissy89 1,208]

2 minutes ago, avatar said:

Hey, that's mean! Stop making fun of us you two!

It’s not making fun, it’s more immaturity and a little bit of jealousy at the skills you guys have 🤣(or don’t have if you miss!)

[avatar 382]

1 minute ago, Chrissy89 said:

It’s not making fun, it’s more immaturity and a little bit of jealousy at the skills you guys have 🤣(or don’t have if you miss!)

Thought you were just jealous about all the wee fun we get to have 🤣 But as you said, that is both a gift and a curse, mainly depending on your alcohol levels lol.

[oliver2 4,418]

6 minutes ago, avatar said:

Thought you were just jealous about all the wee fun we get to have 🤣 But as you said, that is both a gift and a curse, mainly depending on your alcohol levels lol.

That and post-orgasmic aim-defeating gooeyness #tmi

At least alcohol makes for dilute, presumably less smelly pee. (Or maybe just smells like beer)

[Bacardi 10,134]

E5, but I prefer J 1 or J 10.

[Bacardi 10,134]

1 hour ago, Chrissy89 said:

Just like the wonderful @Bacardi’s post, I feel like this could become massively enjoyable very quickly.  Sorry guys! Once again your habits are going to become amusing… 🤣

 

1 hour ago, avatar said:

Hey, that's mean! Stop making fun of us you two!

Im here to be entertained and nothing more 🤷🏽‍♀️

[WateryMoose 358]

E5 when I'm alone, E3 when I'm not
XD

[Remi 1,034]

In this case when standing i'd probably aim for top of F5. Least spray and least noise IF i want to be discreet.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

C5 most of the time

Z20 if I’m home alone for a long time 😉

[Maclir 1,060]

C3 to H3

[PisSRL 72]

Always aim for the middle, unless someone has left skid marks …. Then it’s like a mini game of trying to use your pee to remove them

[Bladderlad 823]

If I think anyone can hear B5. If I have total privacy E5 as you can't beet a big noisy piss!! 😜

[AsianGuy 211]

E5, anywhere else it sprays too much. Rather put up with the noise.

[jmatthews1995 3,648]

D5. Right at the point the water meets the steep back. Seems to make the least splash.

[Euro 346]

OK... As long as this is strictly for scientific research and not for trivial use like " a'vin a larf" etc....

 

In brief(s)  ( usually semi exposed)  broken down into three subsets, as follows

See  note & comments

1. Target area C5 to H5

2. Initial spurt area anywhere in the grid and beyond grid ( Lookout unsuspecting pussy on the right ! )

3. Main stream area  As 1.   C5 to H5  ish

 

Notes - comments:

1. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

2. The law of unforeseen consequences

3. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

3a. Abstract from Wikipedia..  "In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle (also known as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle) is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities[1] asserting a fundamental limit to the accuracy with which the values for certain pairs of physical quantities of a particle, such as position, x, and momentum, p, can be predicted from initial conditions." ...( or piss droplets)..

3b. Rough translation of above...  I have absolutely no clue of what coordinates I may end up pissing in at any given moment in time or space....

Hope this helps..

 

 

[likesToLick 10,216]

10 hours ago, Sophie said:

Just a minute - you forgot to add the battleships!

But seriously,  at my age and condition  I just stand astride the bowl and let it fall,  hoping that none of it hits the rim.  Growing old plays hell with one's dignity.

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

C5 for me.

There is no reason that this should be limited to males!