Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Alpian 485]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Goals.

Sad reality, unfortunately - you wouldn't believe how many people (of both sexes) have no clue despite it figuring in any childrens' book on the human body...

[Johnboy777 3,468]

On 2/27/2024 at 6:32 AM, Alfresco said:

Definitely the middle one is she is willing.  Why do I never find urinals like that in public toilets?

I have no doubt that she would ever object to any guy shooting his stream onto her...she just looks like she's patiently waiting. The difficult part would be deciding where to aim your piss stream. Face, tits, where?

[MC Cumzy 1,395]

[Bacardi 9,225]

I mean I do love a good golden shower 🤷🏽‍♀️ and a proud Pisces ♓️ 

[mickymoist 3,347]

56 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

 mean I do love a good golden shower 🤷🏽‍♀️ and a proud Pisces ♓️ 

I'm Aries and Welsh so probs smell like sheep pee 😁

[MC Cumzy 1,395]

There's a good chance this might've been shared already but...

[MC Cumzy 1,395]

[TMN_Femboi 753]

[Bacardi 9,225]

Fine I'll just pee while we're fucking. Miss me with those "HDMI" 💀

[Foobar 693]

To be honest, I would absolutely love to see a video or at least picture of this, it has sparked my curiosity.

[CON2H4 590]

[Hidengo 205]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLBwYRLA/

[GenericUsername 1,042]

[DoctorDoctor 1,078]

30 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

Looks similar to a prison cell.

[WantonLee 823]

14 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

@GenericUsername:
I was trying to react to this, but I could not find the "cringe"-emoji. ^^

In all seriousness: EverybodyKnowsShitsFucked.mp4  😉

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,543]

14 hours ago, GenericUsername said:

Technically you can pee in bed now. 

[Kupar 12,528]

Well now. Perhaps the new, easier version of Scrabble is OK. Who's going next?

(From a BBC article this morning.)

[Bacardi 9,225]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTwsGn4/

I dont know how I feel about this 💀

Someone using a combination of apple juice and water explaining what the color of your pee is and then drinking it afterword. The number of saves tells me it's probably been passed around through members of our community before lmfaooo.

[Johnboy777 3,468]

[Remi 952]

[AlexWolf20 49]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLufShaK/

 

 

Found on tiktok during some late night scrolling. Someone answered them in the comments

 

[Alfresco 11,017]

1 hour ago, AlexWolf20 said:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLufShaK/

 

 

Found on tiktok during some late night scrolling. Someone answered them in the comments

 

Amazing how many people have answered in the comments and everyone is just giving an answer without saying anything negative about people being into pee.  

Edited April 26 by Alfresco

[CON2H4 590]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

Amazing how many people have answered in the comments and everyone is just giving an answer without saying anything negative about people being into pee.  

One thing that wasn't mentioned was the risks associated with consuming.

[Bacardi 9,225]

6 hours ago, AlexWolf20 said:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLufShaK/

 

 

Found on tiktok during some late night scrolling. Someone answered them in the comments

 

"The piss holder vs the piss controller." 

Where do I find me a piss controller 😭

[harry_jones_1975 575]

Just came across this and it amused me greatly