Where is the craziest indoor/naughtiest places you've ever peed?

[Pantywetter77 21]

On 5/5/2019 at 1:20 AM, speedy3471 said:

Hotels are a great place for naughty pissing. Especially of carpet pissing os your thing hahahah

I would love to get a hotel room with another pee lover and have lots of naughty pee fun 

[DesperationDesire 88]

Probably one of my naughtier pees was on a family vacation. The house we were staying at had a little yard, but it was right by the road and not very private, so one day when no one was around and I really had to pee I opened up a little shed they had for storage, pulled my skirt up, parted my pussy lips, and peed all over a tool box and some rubber boots. It felt so good and naughty! I took a video, so here’s a screenshot from it:

 

[weequeen 1,556]

at a party and i didn't know where the bathroom was and was too drunk to care to find it so i climbed on top of a pool table and pissed right in the middle of it next to the rack of balls. nobody was in the room at the time but then after i hopped off and went in another room i heard people discussing if someone spilled a drink but someone correctly guessed that it was a puddle of pee. then it was the mystery who peed on the pool table. wasn't caught. made me so horny and when i had sex a couple hours later i came so hard 

[DrownMeQuick 200]

On 1/11/2019 at 6:39 AM, Lilipee said:

Craziest was probably into a bucket in a storage closet at work.  I must have had a lot to drink that day, because I needed to use the bathroom many times.  I started to get embarrassed and didn't want my coworkers to see me go into the restroom again and again. So I went into the storage closet and prayed that no one would open the door to catch me with my pants down and a bucket between my legs! 

And what did you do with it, just leave it in the bucket for the cleaner to take care of?

[Lilipee 659]

Just now, DrownMeQuick said:

And what did you do with it, just leave it in the bucket for the cleaner to take care of?

Nope.  I'm a florist.  So we typically have buckets of water, either with flowers in them or just filled with water after loading the flowers out onto the sales floor.  So I just carried my pee bucket to the sink and emptied it.  No one would think anything of it honestly.

[DrownMeQuick 200]

On 5/5/2019 at 5:33 AM, Riley said:

I've also peed on my own carpet more times than I can count but i don't know if that counts xD

I'm curious about all these stories of peeing on carpet and furniture at home - isn't it annoying to have to clean it up?  Or do you leave it, is that the whole point?  Sorry if it's a dumb question, I'm new to this concept :)

[weequeen 1,556]

2 minutes ago, DrownMeQuick said:

I'm curious about all these stories of peeing on carpet and furniture at home - isn't it annoying to have to clean it up?  Or do you leave it, is that the whole point?  Sorry if it's a dumb question, I'm new to this concept 🙂

spray it down with cleaner! or just leave it 🙂 for when i wet the bed i have a cover on my mattress so i just toss the sheets into the wash. 

[88mphArtist 876]

12 hours ago, weequeen said:

at a party and i didn't know where the bathroom was and was too drunk to care to find it so i climbed on top of a pool table and pissed right in the middle of it next to the rack of balls. nobody was in the room at the time but then after i hopped off and went in another room i heard people discussing if someone spilled a drink but someone correctly guessed that it was a puddle of pee. then it was the mystery who peed on the pool table. wasn't caught. made me so horny and when i had sex a couple hours later i came so hard 

It's so hot how you ruined that pool table with your piss 😈and no one had any idea hehe. Hope it left a stain ❤

[PissBoner 128]

On 5/17/2019 at 11:30 PM, weenypeeny4 said:

as an ex truck driver i often used to piss beside the trailer in a lay by, one time standing peeing, a car pulled up behind and an old lady got out  ran to the trailer. she hitched her dress up pulled her panties down to her knees and squatted. she stated to pee right beside me , neither of us had any shame. i had a glorious view of her open pussy as she peed. then she asked me if i had any paper so  she could wipe herself.i went to the cab  and got some tissue for her, and she wiped herself , as she stood up   to pull her panties up she realised that she had sprayed on them , so she took them off  giving her pussy a last wipe with them, we stood chatting for a while after that about getting caught short

I would have drank her piss and sucked her pussy dry! Very hot!

[PissBoner 128]

On 1/11/2019 at 5:13 PM, Starks2010 said:

I have had four ladies piss on the backseat of my car. I’ve posted the stories. One tinkled on a towel on my backseat, the other 3 straight pissed on the backseat, making a pool of piss and dropping their used wipe napkins in the pools. Two of the three went twice on the seat. 

I also bought a car from a female friend of mine and paid an extra $50 for her to relieve herself in the backseat multiple times. I’ve posted all of these stories with extreme details and pictures. 

I am supposed to have one of the ladies use my backseat for a ladies room again next month so more stories to come.

Wish I had so many willing lady friends. I'd let them piss on me and drink it up!

[PissBoner 128]

On 8/18/2019 at 6:54 PM, Sweets said:

I did that a second time. I was fucking a guy i worked with.  We were fucking in the front seat of his wife's car.   I pissed while he was fucking me.  I didn't tell him i was pissing. Not sure he thought i was squirt or peeing. Didn't really care. I soaked the seat of her car. He said he had to clean it before going home. He must of liked it we fucked a second time.  

This is REALLY FUCKING HOT!!! I want you so fucking badly to piss all over me fucking you in my wife's car too!

[PissBoner 128]

On 9/14/2019 at 10:37 AM, Contra said:

I once pissed on quite a busy beach, in the middle of the day hehehe

i was sat with a guy,  he didn’t know about how I felt about pissing, but was pretty easy going. We were by the sea edge, the nearest people were 25 m away and I was desperate for a pee. I opened my legs a little, pulled my swimsuit to one side and just pissed. It was quite a thrill, sat next to him, in broad daylight with so many people around. 

If I was him, I would have immediately started sucking on your pussy and drank it all. Very hot!

[Pee Sensei 285]

I once pissed behind my desk at work. I wasnt completely alone but our room was at the end of a series of offices. I left the door open to know if anybody is coming and I was standing with my back towards it so it wouldnt be too obvious what am I doing, but luckily nobody came. I also knew the cleaning ladies schedule - they wouldnt come until next morning, giving it planty of time to dry, but it was still a thrilling experience

[Alfresco 10,523]

I remembered one, which was from a good few years ago.  I've quite possibly posted it before, but can't remember.

I once managed a rollout of technical equipment to a client which involved handling a fair number of PCs, Printers, routers, switches, monitors, etc. etc.  We had ordered in kit for the next batch, but the rollout stalled due to customer issues.   We decided to store the kit at an off site storage company, but rather than using one of those fancy storage companies with dedicated facilities, we used a cheaper supplier who bought up old buildings and used the rooms in those.    I had been there several times with a colleague to take things in and store them.   We had two rooms off a corridor in a building that used to be a scientific research place.   The rooms were packed floor to ceiling with our boxes.  

One day, I went there to do a stock take, which involved getting all the boxes out and checking the itinerary.  So, I pulled a load of the boxes out into the corridor.   Now, the water had all been turned off to this building and there was no heating, so there were no working toilets.   There was an unwritten rule that it was OK to pee outside in the bushes if you were there a long time.   However,  Mid morning I was in the middle of this inventory with kit all out in the corridor when I needed to pee.  I decided I wasn't going to leave it all out whilst I went down two flights of stairs and outside to pee.   I found that another room along the corridor wasn't locked.   It was an old lab type of building and had counters with sinks in them and had pile upon pile of archive boxes full of paper work.    I went into the room and started peeing in the sink without thinking too much of it.   My pee started running down the drain in the sink, then a few seconds later, I could hear a splattering sound.   It was too late to do anything about it, there was already a fair bit of pee in the sink running to the drain.   I kept peeing, thinking that the sound was a bit odd.   When I finished, I opened the cupboard under the sink and found that the u bend had been removed - presumably when they cut off the plumbing and drained everything.   My pee had come straight out of the pipe all over the papers that were neatly stacked on the shelves in the cupboard - and it was still dripping.   Ah well, nothing I could do, so I walked away, shut the door and left it at that.

Mid afternoon and most of a flask of tea and bottle of water later, I needed to pee again.  I went back into the lab room and decided that seeing as the sinks were pointless, I would just pee in a corner on the carpet tiled floor.   I moved a stack of archive boxes, peed on the floor - a fair volume and I really enjoyed seeing it puddle on the carpet tiles and spread the tiles were thin and not that absorbent.  When I finished, I pushed the stack of cardboard boxes back over the puddle and left the room.

I hope that those archives never needed to be accessed because the bottom of that cardboard box no doubt was ruined and I bet the pee soaked up into the paper work.

Anyway, I figured by the time anyone possibly accessed these records, there would be no way they could work out when it happened or who was the culprit.  It was a good job I was there on my own that day as I don't know what my colleague would have thought!

[RDC 178]

Every once in a while I have an epic piss-episode when I can't think of anything else than naughty pissing. When I have this I usually use my bed as a urinal for many times in a row before washing my sheets. Sometimes more than 2 weeks. Yesterday one of these episodes started again. After peeing my sheets I took my peeing to a next level. I decided to just piss on the floor. I have a tiled floor but I never peed on it before because It splashes everywhere of course. At first I put a towel on the floor and I peed on it a couple of times until the towel was completely saturated. I kept drinking a lot of water so by the afternoon I decided to take away the towel and I proceeded to pee directly on the floor, cleaning up very time after I peed. This morning I did my morning pee on the floor beside my bed as well and I waited to clean it up until I had my morning coffee. I'm looking  forward already to continue pissing there again in a couple of minutes!

[Pissfetish19 50]

My naughtiest piss was probably when my mum went away for a weekend and I was home alone so I got me bladder almost bursting I walked into her room naked with a stiff cock and just sprayed me piss everywhere, on the carpet the walls all over the bay window then finished my piss by sitting at the top of the stairs and just letting the last of my piss cover the stairs.

[janny-ammerson 65]

1 hour ago, Pissfetish19 said:

My naughtiest piss was probably when my mum went away for a weekend and I was home alone so I got me bladder almost bursting I walked into her room naked with a stiff cock and just sprayed me piss everywhere, on the carpet the walls all over the bay window then finished my piss by sitting at the top of the stairs and just letting the last of my piss cover the stairs.

It's a harmful

[Miles93 58]

For me I think the naughtiest indoor pee I've very done was back when I was living with my parents, because they were in the middle of a divorce they kept using me as leverage for each other until inhad enough.. as an act of defiance I purposed pissed my bed numerous times and I think because of that I've just sort of adapted that as a second nature.. whenever I'm in bed and need to pee I'll just let it go weather it 1st thing in the morning or as I'm getting into bed or even during the night.. my mattress is well and truly ruined and covered I piss stained but.. I honestly don't mind at all.. sort of a comfort thing for me.

[MJ1308 44]

Lately during work I have been sprinkling the rooms when I have been in the room by myself. I get such an adrenaline rush as I know somebody could walk in but it feels so good. 

[thlopp 64]

This is a bit tame but I did my first carpet pee at home on a carpet that is going to be changed soon. I only let out a few drops as I was paranoid about getting caught but it dried quickly leaving no odour. I may try to give it a better soaking when I get a chance.

[Ilovepeestains 282]

On 9/20/2022 at 4:49 AM, Miles93 said:

For me I think the naughtiest indoor pee I've very done was back when I was living with my parents, because they were in the middle of a divorce they kept using me as leverage for each other until inhad enough.. as an act of defiance I purposed pissed my bed numerous times and I think because of that I've just sort of adapted that as a second nature.. whenever I'm in bed and need to pee I'll just let it go weather it 1st thing in the morning or as I'm getting into bed or even during the night.. my mattress is well and truly ruined and covered I piss stained but.. I honestly don't mind at all.. sort of a comfort thing for me.

Could you share pictures please?

[NaughtyGold 262]

I developed a preference for hotel rooms in the recent years 😜… But the naughtiest I possibly ever did, was once pissing in a train compartment, that I had for myself. It was dark outside, only few people in the whole car, and one could even dim the light in the compartment. I was never daring, but always wanted to do this and this was my chance. The conductor had already finished his control, and my bladder was already bursting in pleasant anticipation 😂 I was somewhat betting on the opportunity and hadn’t used the bathroom the whole day long. I was really nervous though at the beginning. But I really had to go… So I finally unzipped my pants and was thinking for a second… whether to piss on the floor, but my hard dick decided to rather go for the upholstered seats 😈. I immediately felt the first amazing relief 😅 while listening to the sound of my juices hitting the surface of the seat. I continued quite some time and soaked two seats, before opening the compartment door. Just to make sure that nobody was around… From the bottom of one seat the drops already dripped to the floor. What a giant mess. It was so dirty and mean. I still had to go and no need to stop 🤩 The place was a perfect toilet. For round two I aimed at the other side of the compartment… I enjoyed every second of ruining two more seats and could hardly believe what I just did. After I had finished my business, the compartment looked more like a water park 💦🙈. I had a last view before continuing my journey in a different car, very relieved and satisfied. 

[Zero2pee 34]

I pissed sometimes at Home... i have a unused Matress and pissed on it. I would like to upload the Video anywere so i can link that for you. Any good suggestions?

(Sry for bad grammar, im German)

Edited October 2, 2022 by Zero2pee

[stan4444 488]

In my Girl Friends Jeans

At a house party many years ago. We both needed a pee and went outside, we often peed together (still do) We had had a bit to drink, and she had gotten me out and all of a sudden said

“I need to go or I will wet my pants”

Me being the gentlemen, as always, said

“No let me wet them for you”

So, poking my half hard cock into her open zipper of her jeans, and tried to pee with half a hard on. Eventually did and I heard a hissing sound as she wet her pants and jeans completely.

Little stroking of her pussy made her come almost immediately.

We left without saying goodbye to anyone.

 

 

[Remi 851]

7 hours ago, Zero2pee said:

I pissed sometimes at Home... i have a unused Matress and pissed on it. I would like to upload the Video anywere so i can link that for you. Any good suggestions?

Try erome.com