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  1. Men and women tend to pee in facing in opposite directions. Men get privacy facing away from the POV, whereas women are often frontally exposed. Usually can mean men pee "away" like off a bridge, into the shrubs, or on the grass whereas a woman makes a puddle on the bridge, on the trail, or on the sidewalk. The obvious answer is because men usually stand and women usually squat. But in the rare occasions that I've seen content of men squatting to pee in public, they still face the wall. I hope it doesn't sound judgemental, I just really want to know the thought
  2. Thanks for sharing. Apparently it's a "Boots The Chemists" Ceramic urinal/urine bottle. 500ml seems small, that can easily be overfilled. How much can the bourdalou hold?
  3. I don't know why a wearable FUD doesn't exist yet. Once someone makes that women can do everything (pee related) that a man but better. While indecent exposure laws make it illegal for a man to whip it out, you could do that since a silicone tube out of your pants isn't nudity. You could even leave the tube out. On the other hand, there's pee related things women can do that men can never do. As someone mentioned, discrete pees under the table, or even just standing anywhere. I remember my first sighting where a woman peed infront of who I assume where her children, and they were none the
  4. Toilets are weird. A toilet is filled with water that comes from the same source as our drinking water. But people will taint this water (that could have been their drink) just to relieve themselves. It doesn't stop there, most people can't tolerate "if it's yellow let it mellow", so it's flushed with new clean water that will inevitably get tainted too. When I tell this to people who are more environmentally conscious than me they retort that "water is a renewable resource", as if they weren't the ones telling us to reduce water consumption. I do sit on and pee in the toilet often. I rea
  5. One woman's liquid waste is another man's lemonade. I personally would never trust a stranger's pee to touch or taste, but it's totally fair game. But I would take a gander too at the puddle too, why not?
  6. Just to be clear I meant splatter on the counter. Splatter in the sink I don't care about, I flush that when washing my hand. When I'm done, the counter looks something like this, the drops are smaller than shown in the picture. That smart. I'm not sure if the counter would support my weight though.
  7. Thank God I'm not the only one. It had me questioning if I'm even a man since I can't pee in the sink. No can do, I don't live alone. The others would not approve of a yellower counter for a greener world. I'll have to stick to the laundry sink which is idiot-proof. There I don't even have to aim, I just have to rest my penis inside the tub and my hands are free until I'm finished. In fact, I just did exactly that.
  8. I can barely reach it too. Yet I can't avoid splatter, if I hadn't wiped the counter dry before starting I would swear the drops came from somewhere else but they must be from my bladder.
  9. For the life of me I can't figure it out. It seems like an easy idiot-proof task as a male, but no matter how slow I pee and where I point my penis, after I'm finished I find there's splatter up to 2 feet away on either side. I don't understand how those tiny drops are going so far. I'd really like to be able to save the environment by routinely peeing in the sink. But I end up wasting more resources by having to wipe the splatter and flush it. I can't just let it dry, I don't live alone or with people who would tolerate that.
  10. Interesting bit of history, peeing in a cup in a holy place. I think this is one way we've really regressed as a society, now most people would excuse themselves to the bathroom, and the few brave enough would have to pee on the seat or floor. The Bourdaloue sounds like it was an ideal compromise, no mess, no need to resist nature's call, no need to miss part of the sermon (or in modern times I'd say something like a sporting event or movie).
  11. Whenever I pee, I let go until the stream stops completely, then I close my sphincter (i.e. stop the action of "peeing") and a burst (5-10ml?) comes out. If I relax it again, another small burst will come out, maybe like 2ml. I could repeat it 1-2 times. I don't always do that though. Never really thought about it, is this something to tell the doctor about? I thought it was normal, at least for a male.
  12. Had this wet dream last night. I was watching TV (YouTube) with my parents. It was a vlog involving visiting some rural area (farm maybe) in India. I'm not a fan of vlogs where they visit some tourist trap and overreact to every small thing, "OMG this sheep looks exactly like my grandpa", so I was barely paying attention and surfing on my phone, until the following. About half way through the vlog, the host (female, 30s) is talking with some local/owner about locating a bathroom. It doesn't seem like a fruitful discussion, which results in the next scene. Out on some dirt field,
  13. Bladders are twice as big at night, so that checks out. That's incredible. I've heard Ana Didovic has a capacity of 4.2L (the sources are sus), but 3.5L is still incredible.
  14. It's so hot when girls pee outside not because they need to pee but just for fun. I think guys are definitely more guilty of it, even those who aren't PeeFans are prone to relieving themselves even if they could've held it. It's great to hear of girls doing it too. If I may ask, how did your friend let out those spurts? Was she wearing a dress/skirt, did she lower her pants, or did she wet herself?
  15. Dumb question I know. The reason I ask is because sometimes you see a pee like this one that barely lasts 5 seconds. In my mind she clearly didn't need to pee, she must be preparing for a long commute or peeing for the fun of it.
  16. The internet says public pees and poops are very common in San Francisco. I don't know the law there, but I doubt anyone ever gets in legal trouble for "incontinence" itself.
  17. Another story of 3 passengers (2 female, 1 male) that wanted to get off the bus to pee but the driver refused. 1 of the women couldn't hold it any longer so she had to relieve herself on the bus in front of passengers. Now she's wanted by police. https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/20263984.amp/ I don't get why people do this. Peeing is something we all have to do. If someone says they have to pee, you should do everything you can to accommodate them.
  18. I don't know if this is allowed given its satire, but I'm sure a lot of women and men hold it so they can pee in the shower (I've done that). https://thehardtimes.net/culture/woman-just-gonna-hold-it-in-a-little-longer-so-she-can-pee-in-the-shower/
  19. One cold winter morning there was a puddle of fresh pee on the carpet in the hallway of my office building. At the time I was worried about getting to work so I didn't think much of it. Later a co-worker told us she saw a homeless male stuck in the building who must have been the culprit. We had to endure the stench for weeks as the hallway was very poorly ventilated. For me that's probably the least arousing circumstances. A homeless man sneaking into an office building for warmth, getting trapped in when the doors locked for the night, and doing what humans have to do. But it may b
  20. Lots of people have dreams involving themselves peeing, most of them wet the bed. I occasionally have dreams that involve either myself or a woman urinating. I don't wet the bed but often these dreams (even ones where I'm peeing) result in me having a wet dream (releasing semen, to avoid any confusion). I can remember two involving women. 1. A group of my former schoolmates are around a campfire. This tall and relatively attractive girl is squatting with her jeans down and repeatedly says "I'm going to do it". Finally she releases a stream onto the campfire. It's not much becaus
  21. They missed one of my favourites, squatting on the floor for no apparent reason.
  22. I don't know how much this Ana Didovic can hold but wow it's incredible. https://xhamster.com/videos/ana-didovic-also-knows-how-to-pee-xh7JryJ
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