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Your 2 posts about discrete peeing are so helpful. I thought it was something only women were equipped to do. I'll have to try these someday.

This was very educational, thanks for sharing.

https://jezebel.com/katy-perry-talks-a-lot-about-peeing-1795272571 I'd be very happy if someone could definitely find this elusive picture. I have a theory here but it's not conclusive.

At the risk of mansplaining, what I remember from my studies is that the female urethra's sole purpose is peeing, so it's short and wide allowing for faster emptying of the bladder. For men, even though most of us pee way more often than we cum, the primary purpose of our urethra is to deliver sperm, as reproductive value is far more important than relief. So, our long and thin urethras are optimized for reproduction and obviously it still gets the job done well enough for bladder relief.

How could I forget this one? I have a lot of sympathy for her, based on her puddle she really needed to pee, but after the staff denied her restroom access, she had to pee in the galley. Yet she's the one who gets in trouble. There's a plane forum bashing her for not holding it, but it's so obvious she humanly couldn't, where is the humanity? https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/23/woman-pees-floor-told-cant-use-toilet-wizz-air-flight-7748703/

Is that common? In the men's changing room I've never seen anyone do that.

I've seen quite a few articles over the years. One of my favorites. I love how 2 pissed on the walkway for no apparent reason, while the third also was preparing to pee there too, she decided to be polite and "fertilize" the grass instead. The story indicates this happened after the residents refused donating to whatever they were asking for, though I think the trio wasn't serving revenge and just needed to pee, because they can't treat all non-donors like that. https://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/18184551.cctv-captures-women-urinating-blackburn-house-gate South African Bank. https

Urinals are great, it's such a streamlined system, and with a little bit of good design it allows for a touch-free pee experience (think of COVID or any other germs). In an ideal bathroom you walk through the maze entrance, approach a urinal, once you're finished it automatically flushes, wash your hands with the automatic faucet and automatic soap dispenser, dry your hands with a paper towel or automatic hand dryer, and exit. You don't need to touch anything that anyone else touched, it's as touchless as peeing in nature while being 100% socially acceptable. But urinals themselves leave

I've had ideas of a dating series of nonchalant stories for a long time. I would post in the fictional stories section but I have no idea how to write quality erotica. First date: girl waits for her date to arrive at the restaurant. He texts her a few times saying he's stuck in traffic, she drinks a lot of water while waiting. She gets up to go the bathroom but the guy finally arrives so she decides to wait. The guy remarks about how the water pitcher is empty. The couple shares some experiences about bad dates, like people ditching when the other person went to the bathroom. She doesn't

As a straight male, I don't enjoy vanilla male peeing. The only exception is when a female helps a male pee by holding it for him, even better if she takes care of the whole process from unzipping to cleaning to putting it back in. But I think that's because I enjoy the affection shown by the female, not the actual act of the male peeing.

I always wondered about how other animals felt about humans peeing. It's interesting the horse was fine with your girlfriend peeing but not you, AFAIK we human males don't have scent markers like other species do. So are they determining our sex by the fact that we're standing, could we fool them by squatting? Could women fool them by standing? So many questions that nobody probably has an answer to.

This thread keeps getting better and better. So you used a tissue to clean yourself and left it there. You peed on a plant despite knowing you would kill it, to avoid splashing your shoes. And you could hold it but you don't like holding it. I wish more women had the same attitude as you. If you don't mind me asking, how many plants have been sacrificed for your relief?

I'm not sure if this counts because it's circumstantial but I thought it's worth sharing. So I was at a sitdown restaurant, facing the 2 unisex single occupant restrooms. The restaurant was pretty busy so the bathrooms were consistently in use, sometimes with a line in front, other times not. One waitress kept going there, sometimes she'd turn away after seeing the line, other times she'd shake the handles of the 2 doors and see they're both locked. This happened a several times in the span of perhaps half an hour. I'm not sure if she wasn't allowed to wait in line or if that was a p

Honestly it's sad how much water and energy we waste with pee. So water comes in the city supply, gets purified, chlorinated, etc. Some of that water winds up into the toilet bowl, where it sits until we turn it yellow. Then we flush it with more water that went through the whole process. Finally it goes to the sewage treatment plant where they clean it before dumping it back in the river. Instead we could be fertilizing plants with it and saving water. Plus it's more fun. Hopefully it catches on.

I'm a male but I've seen enough videos to conclude it's redundant, women can pee standing equally as well as as a man can without any funnel if they practice enough. While I'd rather see a woman use a funnel rather than not see her pee at all, my first choice is if she squats or stands without any devices, as nature intended.

One common debate outside of peefans is how soon after sex a lady should go to pee. AFAIK the safest answer is immediately, which is inconvenient but obviously health should be a top priority. However, I'm wondering for peefans, do you just pee in bed? Assuming there's already towels laid out for sex (maybe lay some extras in advance), I think it's a win-win with no downside. Even if the couple is not interested in pee it would be beneficial, maximizing their enjoyment while keeping health risks to a minimum. Of course, assuming they aren't turned off by pee, but really much more yuc

That's exactly what I want to find out.

For me the first place I wanted to pee where I'm not supposed to was the shower. I couldn't make my body to do it. One day I drank lots of water, waited until I really needed to go, then I jumped in the shower. I still couldn't pee, or so I thought, but after the shower my bladder was completely empty, so I must've emptied it during. That broke my inhibition and now I can pee at will.

I noticed in videos (some here) from certain parts of the world (e.g. India, Bangladesh, though maybe it's all countries that use squat toilets) most of the time the ladies will pee on the floor. Sometimes they position themselves on the squat toilet but don't mind that the stream is completely going on the floor. More often they just squat anywhere in the bathroom and let it out. Sometimes they get leave without cleaning up, other times they pour like 1 cup of water which definitely isn't enough to wash away their giant puddle. What I wonder is, is this just a porn trope, or is it actual

Having to watch security footage is usually boring, it's very kind of you to help make it more interesting. Even if the viewer isn't a pee fan, he/she will appreciate likely any surprises like this.

Yeah, it's possible. I may have seen videos of Indians peeing in fields. May I ask you a question I have, since you're a woman from India? In India is it normal for women to pee on the bathroom floor? I've seen so many videos of Indian women peeing on the floor instead of in the squat toilet or western toilet. Why do they do it? Some of them leave that fresh puddle of urine behind, others dilute it with a little water but never enough to flush it.

I was debating what adjective to use. I don't know the physics of it all, but I'm sure she could relieve herself without being visibly soaked or exposing herself. And since the posture isn't associated with peeing, if she's caught she can just say "oops, I had an accident". As for the adjective... Modest? Nonchalant? Classy?

I think girls who dress with intent to pee have it the easiest. If she's gone commando in a dress or skirt she can pee anywhere without worrying about indecent exposure. If caught she can claim it was an accident, and claim pregnancy for extra sympathies. If she peed in a container, she's literally committed no crime, but even if it's on the floor I don't think any charges would be laid for a "bladder accident". As a man I have to take out my private organ, and could be arrested for that alone.

I got this flyer and my first thought was she's in the perfect position to discretely pee.

Last September I saw a woman urinate in front of her family (they probably didn't know though) instead of using the toilet 100ft away. Of course I don't know if she was just lazy or avoiding bathrooms, but I hope it was the latter because that's a trend I support. Think of all the water saved instead of wasted for flushing yellow water.