Jump to content

Alfresco

Gold Member
  • Content Count

    4,866
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Alfresco

  1. I am sure you must be able to lick/kiss/nibble her boobs when you are both enjoying time together. I'm sure that it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to suck gently and release some milk. You could comment possibly surprised that you got the milk, but say how close that made you feel. Or of course you could just plain outright say that you were inquisitive and could you try her milk. You may find it harder to get her to release her pee on you, but you never know if you don't ask.
  2. Yeah, I guess I do (and quite often) just in the garden I don't save it up in a container first and dump a large amount in one go.
  3. I don't dump piss in my garden, but I do pee in my garden and I have used the same spots quite regularly. The only time there has been any smell is when I peed on concrete behind the shed a few times and it didn't rain for a few weeks. Normally it is not an issue. I do have a caravan which is sited in one location and my wife and I use the toilet in there in the evenings, overnight and in the mornings. We tend to stay there for two nights at a time, 2 to 3 weekends a month, so quite a lot of pee in the toilet tank. When we leave, I dump the contents on the bushes behind and they a
  4. Very hot! Love the step family. My only slight downside is I was wondering just where he was getting all that volume of pee from. Sometimes I really wish I could pee an unlimited amount on demand, so for fiction that is a handy bonus. The situations and descriptions were great and I'd definitely love to read about their next meeting.
  5. It is definitely difficult to tell others about your love of peeing. For the most part, people probably think of pee just as a natural bodily function and a waste product and really is just a nuisance. Those people might be OK with you saying you enjoy pee, but probably wouldn't want to engage. They may be slightly intrigued and ask a bit about it, but probably wouldn't cause you any grief. The problem is that there are also a large number of people who find peeing activities to be disgusting and they would be less than supportive if you told them of your interests. They would consid
  6. Thank you. Yes, unfortunately, particularly during the day Brits tend to be a bit reserved about displaying peeing and I understand that there is much less reservation in some European countries. Your example from yesterday is a perfect description of a very relaxed attitude. Thank you for that description. Not only was she not worried that people knew what she was doing, but she actually made a bit of a show of it. That is a wonderful attitude.
  7. If there are no toilets there, then everyone who stays for more than a short time will need to pee, and if everyone is doing it then they can hardly be upset that someone else is peeing. I am sure sitting on the edge of the towel is a common technique and this technique is one that I have used and have seen others use on non nude beaches. There is a good chance that others nearby will realise what you are doing (why else would you move to the edge of your towel.), but nobody is going to mind as they are probably also going to need to pee at some point. Likewise if you walk off to t
  8. Some imaginative nick names there @Curepunts . I like it when they have good meanings behind them. I did used to be known as Spaghetti Legs when I was a teenager because I was very tall and lanky with very thin spindly legs.
  9. Yes I like being watched. If I get the situation like @Beach Bro mentioned above where there is a possibility of being seen through an open door at a urinal then I will always take the most visible urinal and I'll always stand at an angle that would afford the best view to anyone standing outside. I have had several situations where I have seen girls stood outside toilets where they can see in and I've gone in, peed and come back out, smiling at the girls who I know have had a good view. I've probably written about them before, but one time was at an outdoor event where the toilets wer
  10. An excellent introduction and as for feedback, your writing style is very engaging with lots of description, which I like. Just a few typos really, otherwise all very readable. I hope you take this forward with some interesting encounter between Deborah and Sammi.
  11. Thankfully I'm not excessively busy at the moment. Will probably still knock off about 5:00
  12. Today I was out in my kayak. I was stopped, sat on the front of the kayak eating my lunch and I needed to pee. However there was a young lady sat across from me, albeit about 50m away, and a tour boat moored up close to me with three people on it. The obvious thing to do would be to get up from the kayak and walk across to the adjacent trees, but I thought I would demonstrate how easy it is to pee discretely with the right cover. If I had gone to the trees, the people who could see me would know what I was doing, (not that it would bother me), but this way, I bet nobody would have a cl
  13. Lunch time today, I decided that it is not right to spend all day sat at the desk and so I took an extended lunch, put a kayak on the top of the car and went for a paddle on the canal. I took my lunch with me, paddled a bit over a mile to a nice wharf with a picnic area and then got out and sat on the front of the kayak to eat lunch. Whilst I was there, I saw a tour boat moor up and various walkers came by. I needed to pee and with people around I decided to go for the discrete option and peed down the side of my kayak whilst I was seated and with my spray deck hiding the action from pas
  14. In my experience, I keep my pee as diluted as possible and if I pee on hard surfaces such as the bathroom floor, then I simply wipe up the pee and leave the towel hanging to dry as much as possible and then before checkout or before the next room service, I chuck them in the bottom of the bath along with other towels. I doubt that the cleaners inspect them, they just pick up the ball of towels and put them in the wash bag. A couple of times, the towel was soaking wet and quite yellow. In those cases I have rinsed them out before proceeding as above. Once only, I have had to ditch towe
  15. Best wishes @steve25805. I hope all is as good as it can be.
  16. Definitely very hot experiences @Sonnenschein. I wouldn't worry too much about the issue of liquid flowing in the pipes past the balconies, anyone hearing anything would probably assume someone was washing their balcony - you said yourself that you rinsed it down after the flower pot overflow, so it would be just the same as that. For the swimming pool, I agree with @morty98, your friend probably wondered why you didn't need to pee. They probably assumed that you peed in the pool or the shower if you didn't use the toilet. So, if you want to keep up the pretence that you don't pee e
  17. That's incredibly brave @puddyls What reactions did you get from other people?
  18. Well I have my name here - Alfresco, which I have also used when registering for some other things but expanded to Alan Fresco. If registering for some online stuff or things like wifi accounts in cafes then I sometimes use Fred Flintstone. I was thinking to use Mickey Mouse but decided that was too common so went with Fred Flintstone.
  19. Well, definitely worth practicing - You need as much of a data sample set as possible to work out the circumstances under which the "issue" is occurring and to what extent. It could be how your lips impact the flow - you may find that if you use your hand to open up the area, it would give an unimpeded route from the urethra and then you could develop a direct flow. Entirely up to you of course, but could be another thought for further experimentation.
  20. As an aside, but related, I was in a gents toilet the other day and I could hear splashing from the urinals. There was an older guy, maybe 70 stood in front of the urinal, left hand on a walking stick, right hand on his dick, staring straight ahead and pissing. There was some pee going in the urinal but there was a steady and continuous stream going straight down to the floor, making a decent puddle and splashing his shoes and the bottoms of his trousers. He seemed totally oblivious to this and I don’t know whether his stream was split or whether he had his walking stick in the way or wha
  21. I think based on my wife’s reports that they deliberately don’t sit on the toilet seat to avoid contact and then don’t worry too much about the fact that when they release it doesn’t all hit the target. Of course that makes the seat and floor worse, so the next person hovers even higher and makes more mess. Some people will deliberately set out to make a mess but I think they may be in the minority.
  22. Excellent experience, but hopefully you also need to pee @sammyedwards, so you can show him your peeing skills too?
  23. I enjoyed multiple pees outside as usual over the weekend, but one deserves a mention here: My wife and I went to a beach on Saturday evening, purchased fish and chips and took our two seat folding chair (very comfy, two people can sit side by side) and set it up on the beach to each the chips and of course wash it down with a drink. It was a warm evening and there were quite a lot of people around - some fishing, some with paddle boards, some swimming, some just sitting. At a point after about 2 hours there, I said to my wife that I was going to have to go to check if the toilets
  24. Lovely peeing there @InsertName. I love the way your stream splits and moves around. Means you end up with wet legs, but I hope you don't find that too much of an issue 🙂
×
×
  • Create New...