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Peeing underwater feels amazing #sorrynotsorry #myownpersonalsubkink

… I’m not a sexologist - I don’t even play one on TV or role-play as one on the internet - but I do remember coming across (insert double entendre here) research about how sexual arousal stops us being grossed out, which… makes sense, really, because going “ew, that’s all wet and slimy” during foreplay would kill the mood pretty rapidly. Being given the raging horn by stuff that would otherwise be gross is right next door to this, mentally speaking. I don’t know if that reassures you at all, but it reassured me when I learned of it 🙂

(Frowns at damp tobacco, sniffs curiously, taps over bin and fetches pipe-cleaner)

Maybe she’s cute and tends to scurry away into bushes?

How you tease us 😂

“If you can identify my kinks, you’re driving too close”

@Adidas pisser @Johnboy777 Sounds like your mums weren’t into it! Have to go pee when she’s not looking…

Are peeing dicks among the porn you like to peruse, or only if you come across one accidentally eg. a mixed group of people peeing?

The snail will be like: wtf, I’m all wet, how did that happen so quickly?

I… don’t think that’s that unusual? Like, for a woman to orgasm just from dick needs the right position and anatomy and timing that all lines up just right, whereas by hand or mouth is a lot more reliable? Obviously you’ve got much more fine control over what your hands or your tongue do…

What’s the most complicated way in which you have ever had a pee in the woods? Oh, you already answered that one!

… to the surprise of anyone underneath, experiencing sudden yellow rain from the sky

I mean, you can’t clean up pee that’s got onto trees and bushes, how would you? 🙃 And if it’s genuinely out of necessity, that’s different. If lots of guys don’t bother to pee before leaving the bar, and nearby alleys end up pee-stained and scented, that’s starting to be more naughty, is it not? Or, really, if that’s an excuse - you want to piss in the bushes and alleys, feeling the wind on your dick and leaving a wet patch, as nature intended. Though, I think when people with this kink talk of “naughty” peeing, it’s more likely on the carpet, in a bedroom, on a sofa, in the back of a car - so

So, like, pissing in parking areas and by the side of the road …

If they changed from a she to a he, I’m sure @collette888 would notice 🌈

Or: how to get a mouth/face-full of cum without another cute guy helping you (I find I have much better orgasms lying down than standing on my head, but you do you!)

Well, I’ve early memories of having a wee into the sea from the shore, or the young neighbour boy peeing into the bathwater, but, really… I broadened my idea of acceptable pee places once I saw/heard-of others peeing there, like stopping in an alley for a piss on the way home from the pub, peeing in the pool or the pool showers, or in the bushes in city parks

In your eye is painful apparently Must’ve been forceful to end up on your face 💦

What kind of work was that?

I’m sure you enjoyed it, even unobserved. I would have…

A pity. Nobody to see you spraying warm salty water onto the beach

The meme was probably created by a German cat, or at least a cat without a good grasp of French grammar

Looks like the cumfans let you down in your hour of need! I hope you were able to get your load off 😉

That figures, if you were following @beachmom on misterpoll

Did she teach you to piss in changing rooms, staircases, the pool, and so on?