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Life hack: have huge dick, drive small car to compensate

… and peed inside the building, rather than against the wall outside it for a change? 😉

Well, you might think that. As I understand it, opinions under the asexual flag differ a lot - certainly, public health people have taken to talking about “MSM” meaning “men who have sex with men” after talking to too many guys who said something along the lines of “No, no, I’m straight, obviously, but, y’know, dick! Of course I like dick in my mouth & my arse, that what’s dicks are for” (or similar). If you were played by Hugh Laurie, you might say “everybody lies”, but more (or less) misanthropic sentiments are available 🤷‍♂️

HIM (a passing random person) Oh, better aim carefully, I’m being watched YOU I wish I could see it coming out of his dick and landing all over the floor

The follow up story is even better, my God…

Oh fuck, thanks for sharing that 💦

No, I’m just dreaming up website names

… splashr?

Aw, man. Nature loves to be capricious in what it takes and what it leaves you with. I just hope your desire feels like a gift from God rather than a cosmic joke at your expense ❤️

Or: how to cause controversy

Some choose privacy; others have privacy thrust upon them 💔

And you’d get to see other people peeing and they’d see you doing it…? Not weird at all ❤️

Mods be like: 🎵 two become one

“We offset the carbon emissions of our locomotives by the use of terran urea injection”

Part Two, in which the Newly Constructed Wet Room is Tested

The person above me can piss more accurately than I can, but often doesn’t bother

IIRC somewhere here is a lovely picture of a woman pulling her pyjamas down to pee on the ground

Somewhere, loungewear fetishists are similarly disappointed

Maybe you were plucking a goose. Or a little spurt of cum or precum got into the bathwater

Oh, well, that’s not that naughty, it just goes down a pipe on the … oh, I see, you also pissed all over the toilet roll! Naughty boy

Is that little white patch what I think it is? 💦

In the sink?

… are you just gonna leave the details to our imaginations? Dangerous, you know what our imaginations are like round here

Say, mind if I share that sink? (Unzips)