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Reminds me of: I did once see a guy having a desperate slash near the north east corner of Hyde Park in London. Not unusual even in daytime but he’d apparently been in too urgent need to walk as far as the bushes and was standing in the open spraying a big long arc. I was passing by on a bus, so didn’t get to see all that much but thought I’d mention it (Pardon me for pissing in your thread, @magicstreams) (flops dick back in, buttons fly)

Would you rather have a piss in a field with one horse-sized horse, or in a lake with ten duck-size ducks?

Did someone cast this at @puddyls?

OMG! Who's gonna cum next? 💦

Sexy little glimpses is how @puddyls rolls. I don't think we can complain... 🥰

De facto urinals including: * drains in general * other stuff

Always was!

Sounds beautiful tbh 🥰

Maybe get a straw bale urinal? Would avoid any contention from too much pee at the same time… ”Textile poker” - whoever is doing badly in the game has to don increasingly ridiculous items of clothing

Yes, they couldn't pull their panties down & pop a squat where everyone could see! Or go pee through their clothes... 😅

and frequently spraying it against a wall, because guys can piss anywhere and there's not always a toilet when you want one

@WateryMoose suggested I go piss outside so I did

This is the natural state of people in swimming pools who don’t pee in swimming pools 💦

More like climbing into the pool desperately to pee and letting it out as soon as she’s waist-deep. Ahem. Well, that’s what some people do, anyway 😚

There I was, going pee through a fence into a hedge on a footpath, when two guys appear from nowhere, walk past me without a word said. I finish up, shake, button my flies back up, and as I’m leaving, their female companion appears around the corner 💦

Selecting the “remove cum stains” and “pre wash because the laundry got pissed on” options

Her goose is cooked

After the peeing or after the cum? 🥵

Well, she’d probably just assume you were having vanilla non-kinky bathroom sex, but idk if that’s any comfort!

Finally an explanation for the SUV craze!

… you ended up having sex while pulling her hair and she role-played your stepsister? 🙃

Hopefully she does 🥰

The thing with building a “toilet” from bricks & having a pee in it doesn’t sound that unusual to me? Even for people who don’t grow up to be pee fans… By peeing in water, do you mean peeing in the sea while swimming? O

If you look carefully you can see what appears to be @Barbieoxo’s girlcum on her guy’s shaft 😊