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Surely it's a squirt anyway.... unless it's a flood I guess. Squirt. To force a liquid to flow out through a narrow opening in a fast stream / to hit someone or something with a liquid or gas / an amount of liquid or gas that is squirted out. That's what the dictionary says...

Chapter Three The next morning Steve woke early. He hadn’t really slept deeply at all, his mind playing back all the events of the previous evening. He played over Lucy’s request for him to help her with her riding skills - was that really the case or just an excuse. It seemed like she didn’t actually need that assessment, did she just want an excuse to see him? Then that final moment in the parking spaces opposite the school, it had seemed like she wanted to be kissed, but it didn’t really make sense to him. She was very attractive, to him at least. Probably not one of the most popu

Ha ha - When the risk of being caught peeing in a bucket in a closet becomes preferable to being noticed going to the toilet one more time.... some would say crazy. Who am I to judge - sounds awesome to me 😉

Ha ha - looks like you've 'programmed' your brain into that being the spot... wonder what will happen next time? Please share 😉

That was amazing - the best video yet, although I loved U and V almost as much. Sick of hearing from you? Hell, No - please keep on and keep sharing.

So did you get her to undertake the challenge herself - seems only fair after she'd put you through it... (Hot story either way)

Awesome stories - thank you! You could have posted one a week and kept us excited all year, but then it sounds like there'll be more to come - keep it up ;-)

I guess it's a sad but true fact that as little as half a century ago we were less inclined to try and over-control the world we lived in. Today we have this scenario where we sterilise every kitchen work surface, pot and pan. We throw out food based on some printed best-before date and most of what we eat typically is manufactured full of preservatives and other modifying chemicals. (I'm as guilty as anyone in that respect). Before that, maybe a century ago kids ate food dropped on the floor, drank whole milk and those sort of things. It probably the case that infant mortality rates wer

For me it's one particular trait that seems to be becoming more prevalent in the narration which accompanies TV documentaries - which is the inability of the narrator to speak in the past tense. We all know (eg.) the Martin Luther King was shot whilst staying at the Lorraine Motel, or that Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. We know because we've been taught them as historical facts. History, the study of things that happened in the past. Hence why language has past, present and future tenses. Yet it seems to be standard now for the narrator to tell us "Martin Luther King would stay

May be coincidence - or not - in the UK, Sky Arts had a full evening of Beatles documentaries last night. (I know there's more than one or two Beatles fans on the site). I can highly recommend Liverpool as a Beatles tourist destination, certainly slightly more than Blackpool where this clip was filmed 😉

So jealous of you having the Aurora visible on your doorstep. Where I live in northern England is moderately free of light pollution (or at least after a half hour drive), but we're generally not far enough north for it to be visible. On the rare occasions there is strong enough solar activity it always seems to be cloudy too.

I've just done a quick Google... There are some amusing options at http://mentalfloss.com/article/70959/words-that-start-with-x XENODOCHIUM. A guesthouse or hostel, or any similar stopping place for travelers or pilgrims. XERIC. An ecological term used to describe anywhere extremely dry or arid XEROCHILIA. The medical name for having dry lips XOANON. Derived from the Greek for “carve” or “scrape,” a xoanon is a carved idol of a deity So, there's some options... Anyone got dry lips? 😉

So folks, a good while ago I decided to try writing a bit of fiction - no idea why really, other than to collect together a bunch of fantasies. The result is a horrendous, rambling tale about a girl called Lucy - here's the first part. It's sort of very slightly autobiographical, in the sense of taking a snippet of anecdote or event and developing a story around it - but unfortunately there's not too much real experience buried here. I'm not that lucky... Depending on your thoughts I may post some more soon. Chapter One (The Prequel) As Steve carefully indicated, sl

Do you have a biggest regret - maybe a missed opportunity, or the hottest thing you nearly did - but didn't? 😉

Excellent @ftmpisssecret - I think your '...if anybody is interested...' may prove to be understatement of the decade! Xerox is inspired too @speedy3471, would make an awesome topper to those office party upskirt photocopies that used to be a thing. Don't electrocute yourself though...

@PantyPissr28 - Loving your contributions. My question - when was your most recent non-toilet pee? Would love to know all the details. Thanks

I'm going to try and pretend I'm not Billy-No-Mates by commenting on my own post... And asking about any NYE sightings or accounts? Desperate conversations overheard?

Such a hot description @PantyPissr28 - Needs must, but at the same time so exciting. Not sure what counts as the most public - probably parked at the side of the road with traffic passing... I do love the great outdoors though.

Given the 'not holding' in the title, I'm guessing you're talking of peeing in places or into / onto things less conventional than just a toilet? How about an alphabet challenge... Would love to see your diary as it progresses. A = Automobile (struggled to think of many A's) B = Bath, bucket, bottle... C = Chair, carpet, clothes....

A guy can whip it out, do the business, quick shake and it's dry - and put away. The stream is usually predictable and easy to aim. As I understand it, many of you ladies have all manner of unpredictable trickles, dribbles, splatter and spray at odd angles to deal with. Consequently if you're going to whip 'em off and put them back on straight after there's the damp underwear feeling, or spending extra time half naked trying to wipe dry. That's quite apart from any social taboo, fear of getting caught half naked or unwanted sexual advances...

I can exactly relate to that (well in a girl pee sort of way!)

And a very ha-pee one back at you!

I know exactly what you mean... I once saw a disabled woman wet herself... she was Down syndrome and on a day out with a group and a carer.... The carer was trying to get her across a park to a public bathroom, but alas not in time. Seeing the lady wet herself was probably the least sexy thing I've ever seen. But seeing a girl relieving herself in public willingly, without a care or deliberately peeing her pants with a wicked grin on her face would be the biggest thrill ever. My ethos and discriminator is that the subject has to be a willing participant and has to experience some pl

Peeing into a small container - so that you have to stop and hold while you empty it - that's a thing too.... smaller the better 😉