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I'm nominating my 'no toilet challenge' (patent pending). In a nutshell, pick a timeframe - I'd suggest 48 hours as a starter and in that time the toilet is out of bounds - but anywhere and everywhere else is fair game. Appreciate you may need to use the loo for another reason - and that's allowed, but ideally empty your bladder first. So - sinks, showers, carpets, vases, jugs, laundry, towels - anything goes except the toilet. And of course keep a diary...

At night I sit.... In the dark, if I get up to pee, I don't want to turn the light on - and also generally don't want to spray the bathroom walls and floor, so sitting is a good way to make sure my aim isn't off. Every other time it's a proud alpha-male like (not that I am!) standing position!!!

Like they said, you’re being really tough on yourself. Appreciate it’s really tough for you to post them. We really get that - and you’re amongst friends who (a) accept you irrespective and (b) can see absolutely no evidence of you being, in your words, ‘fat’ or ‘horrible’. Thanks for posting. We’re open to more and we’ll keep telling you you’re wrong - in a nice way. We know you won’t believe us, but the cycle can carry on anyway. 😉

It seems that about 90% of most desperate involve car or other vehicle journeys... I don't tend to find myself with a particularly large threshold between needing to go and bursting, but a couple of years ago I did decide to have a deliberate hold on a solo car journey. I'd been photographing a weekend's music event in the southern tip of England, pretty much as far as it gets, at least an hour if not two past the end of any motorway. As it happened the last band on the Sunday night were particularly keen for my services so it was about 1am when I got onto the roads - which were at lea

As Jenny awoke it took her a good few moments to work out where she was. Something was strange, the morning light from the wrong side, the pillow different that she was used to in her own bed. She became aware too of shallow breathing next to her and opening her eyes suddenly realised she’d spent the night asleep in Lucy’s double bed. As her brain awoke a little more she became aware too of her dull headache, caused no doubt by at least the quarter of a bottle of Sambuca she’d downed. That wasn’t the only ache - her bladder was also insisting that she should get up and take care of it.

Seeing a slit photo always helps me 😉

It's funny how opinions change with time. Growing up in the eighties, being gay was something of derision in the everyday world. Everyone understood it was there, but nobody (not in school boy circles at least) admitted it or acknowledged it. Back then I'd have never believed you if you'd told me I'd one day snog another man.... albeit it seems to have been a one off experience and I thing he was the one turned on by it 😉

Ok - I've tried not to dwell too long on each question. The response are all based on the partner being equally excited to be taking part. I've said before that if it's not something they're enjoying (eg desperation and wetting) then it loses the attraction for me. Hence in the absence of a partner fitting that bill there's a lot of hypothetical answers in there. Living in hope though....

As long as you don't mind being called 'cute' - 😉

If I said that was cute would you want to slap me...? TBH though, I do love the innocence in 'wee', 'pee', 'tinkle' and any manner of other gentle phraseology.

Incredible @Riley - in so many ways, glad you enjoyed it - an awesome account!

Pure gold!

I’m curious..... you mention having bought the incontinence pants for travel emergencies. From what you’ve shared about yourself, I’m imagining that you’d be quite self conscious about wearing them when out and about... Have you ever had to do so? If it came to doing so out of absolute desperation I’d imagine it wasn’t too much of a turn on at the time, but retrospectively maybe? PS - Guessing there's some tales to come later on the 'new challenge of not peeing in the toilet the rest of the night'...?

Have to say this is one of my favourite threads.... every now and then I'll add an image to my hard drive folder, for personal viewing. Funnily enough all of the non-pee ones seem to be slit related. Mmmmmmm

Great account @Riley - thanks for posting

Six little words... and you wouldn't believe the impact they've just had !!!

Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh..... Two hours late to the party again - but it was 4:30am here. Hope it was a good one!

Awesome they used AC/DC in the Iron Man movies- it brought some classics to a whole new generation. Was great hearing my son teaching himself it on his guitar.

Here's a thread which has such potential.... maybe if I bump it back up we'll get some more live accounts - ladies (and gents)... do your worst.

Awesome story @Riley - everyone needs a friend like Brooke.

Thanks @Audrey81 - awesome experiences, hopefully not too traumatic at the time and definitely hot in retrospect. I have a hunch that a video may just go down well... would be great if it told a whole story of desperation and release.

Cheers! Mine's a bit more malty...

I really suspect he didn't, and it was probably just water... Just watched an episode of Grand Tour on Prime - for anyone who hasn't seen it, it's the UK BBC Top Gear previous team of Clarkson, May & Hammond in their slightly more risqué Amazon Prime show. Series 3, episode 11 and the guys are driving three GT cars across eastern Europe - I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention but about half way through they do some laps on a racing circuit, then are challenged to drink three pints of water, wait a while and do a lap before they can pee. James May finishes first and locks hims

Normally I don't come anywhere near the men peeing section.... Generally being hard and fast heterosexual and firmly on the absolutely no interest side. Tonight though I browsed to here and I have to say, that's actually quite a hot pic Micky. I mean, hopefully scorchingly hot for those more into men peeing than I am, but quite hot is a pretty good compliment coming from me under the circumstances.