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Ooooh lovely. If it happens to be creative writing for here then I can't wait to enjoy it. Must admit I did knock that little writing up quite quickly, and it's written in 'real time' which I normally hate. (Like those documentaries "Elvis would leave the building..." Well has he? I'd assume he did before he died, so why not give us credit for intelligence to understand the use of tenses? 'Elvis left the building.' There. Simple.) But I did wonder about rewriting it to overcome such issues - however you're very welcome to take the opportunity if you wish.

It takes an awful lot to get mods angry 😠 😉

Sounds great ! My usual go-to recommendation for questions like this is to Christen every room in a different way, which of course depends of the size and number of rooms you've got. So, you've covered off the computer chair and walking outside... Depending on your other interests (and whether you want to risk damage to floors or furnishings) there are of course options for kitchen pots, pans, jugs etc?, self peeing in the bath or shower? Also do you have any packaging left over from moving? Cardboard boxes, wrapping film, that sort of thing?

I'm going to throw a scenario out there for the Brits out there - maybe more time has passed than I imagine, but anyone who knows Cat Deeley & Holly Willoughby will understand. Picture a scenario where the two presenters both find themselves rushing down the corridor between filming TV segments, to find the 'out of order' sign on the ladies toilets. Cat is practically dancing on the spot, having spent hours filming a 30 second trailer for the forthcoming show, and Holly is already nursing the very slightest of damp silky pants. If that Schofield bloke makes her double up with laught

Happy Birthday @xzzzxzzz - Have an awesome one.

I've been here probably just approaching four years now, so nothing like the same duration as yourself @steve25805 - and I think I've seen changes in that time. I do have a very slightly different take on it, and of course it's interesting to compare with your feelings. I definitely think the wider world has changed it's viewing, consumption and contribution focus and (IMHO) not for the better. I think on the whole there's been a movement away from appreciating high quality fine artistic pictures, with 'the norm' being a shaky blurry social media video clip. The younger consumers of to

I'm at risk here of being one of those irritating guys who mansplains things which the ladies are all too familiar with. I'll avoid doing that by just commenting that main TV and magazine advertising campaigns for both sanitary towel and incontinence pad design for many years seems to have focussed on each pad being slimmer and less obtrusive / more comfortable than the last and able to absorb more blue Avatar pee than ever before. So, if the advertising hype is true then it's totally to be expected that we never see the visual effects...

Usually for me it'll be something like driving home, knowing I'm arriving at an empty house - it's not so much the hold that's enjoyable, but the prospect of how and where I'll be releasing and gaining relief. The other thing that has worked INCREDIBLY and was probably the hottest experience I've ever had in recent years was this site's very own Live Action Thread. Posting in there is a bit hit and miss whether anyone will see it and respond, but a few years ago I was alone with a few hours spare and did a joint hold with another member in real time. We were encouraging each other to ho

There's a few people to distribute Birthday Honours to today: @very thirsty @Big Bladder Carly @tibarary @HannibalKannibal @affenbaum Have a great day all !!!

Knowing @Eliminature quite well, there are various photos already posted on the site which give a general view - but IF there were any more detailed images, I strongly suspect that something so intimate is most likely to be kept strictly between Eli and husband ? Some people post knowingly and specifically to arouse the viewer - other people post because they want to and feel empowered by it. The former group may respond with custom content, but in the latter case we just need to be grateful and appreciative for everything there is, but respectful of the boundaries.

Have a great day @MrSonata !!!!

So - if one of us were to cuddle up behind you, kissing gently and sensually on the back of your neck, and then slip an arm around your waist to suddenly squeeze on the general area of your bladder - we'd be able to tell the fullness by the volume of the squeals and the speed of the squirming. Is that right?

Ah - so it's you !!! I'm kidding of course, I have no idea where your route takes you. I kind of hope your show didn't go too unappreciated though. Be a shame if there wasn't a CCTV operator getting as much of a kick out of it as you did. Awesome though, thanks for sharing.

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Hi and a big welcome back. Great to have you back in the community. Just as a refresher please would you have a look over the site rules - always good for everyone to be familiar with them, and you'll see the edit I've made to your post. (More than happy to explain further)

Thanks for posting - and it passed the test in that one of my favourite movies is in there. (Note to @marcusx41 - when pasting in, please could you click the link to 'Paste as Plain Text Instead' so that it will display correctly on all themes, browsers and text size settings. Thanks)

Absolutely valid point there @puddyls that often gets overlooked on the site - we're pee-fans and that doesn't have to mean that everything ends in orgasm. Enjoyment of pee at any level is what matters and absolutely the scores above (or all content of the site) can be enjoyed in that way.

Since direct contact with the person doing the peeing is off-limits for this survey, then the touch of feeling hot pee trickling through my fingertips direct from source, or feeling pee splattering on my skin at close range is out then. Similarly having a first hand view of its release. Instead then it has to be sound - whether that be the gentle melodic tinkling of liquid hitting liquid or the powerful gush of a desperate stream against porcelain. Ideally too the messy splatter of a naughty or unavoidable release onto concrete, grass or wherever. (Since direct contact with the per

Today it seems there's just the one active current member with a birthday - have a great one @Bobby Acacia

I’m an expert at knowing exactly the words I COULD have said and never having the quickness of mind or courage to actually say them. Quite apart from not having the flow of words at the moment I always have this silly fear that if I say something pee related it’ll Immediately make it blindingly obvious what a pervert I am. Silly I know….

Well, I’m sure we have lots for you to enjoy on the site - it’s just that we are a worldwide online community rather than a place to arrange physical meetings. So I would really encourage you to spend a little time browsing around and getting to know us and what we do have on the site. If you really do wish to leave though you can either just sign out and there’s no follow up, or you can request Admin to remove your account at

Hi and a huge welcome to the community, it’s great to have you on board. However you should be aware that what you’d written reads very much like you’re looking for people to arrange real life meet ups. We’re not that kind of community and anyone exchanging offsite communication details with you as new members would be breaking site rules. For that reason I’ve moderated your introduction wording - and we really look forward to you getting to know us here online.

It sounds like a very small European town I spend a lot of time in, although in my case without the bicycles so I think probably a different country. The factors which I had concluded work against sightings are the fact that most people live very close to the place they're drinking, and possibly in many people's case a difference in drinking culture. The two factors alone meaning that people will be more inhibited (at least in a public peeing context) when there is the risk of being in their own neighbourhood. The two glimmers of hope I can offer are to ask if you have any annual ca

Happy St Patrick's Day, erm, I mean Birthday - @Fremen5 @Lulu A. Have a great day (and a Guinness maybe)

Loving it @puddyls and ditto to what Kupar said - always a joy to catch your posts.