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I do love koalas but you guys also have kangaroos that have muscles to rival body builders and bugs the size of my face lol.

I feel bad that I laughed so hard at this. But I still laughed lol.

What's the difference?

I sure hope so.

Me and my dream partner.

I sit cause I can't be trusted to squat or hover. Every time I've tried I've always gotten pee everywhere. Part of the reason why I avoid public restrooms when I can.

Okay I can tell by your pfp that you lift so I feel like I'm in good hands lol. I'll have to go back to Target and see if I can get some more free reps out of their training equipment and see which size works best for me! Thanks friend.

The only thing I didn't see that was in my interests was receiving a golden shower. Unless I missed it lol. Other than that I think I saw everything in my fantasies

I can do 30 plus with the 5 lbs weights before I have to stop and rest.

Looking for some advice: I've been having a good time lifting weights lol. I'll use them while I walk on the treadmill and try to do at least a few reps a day even if I'm not well enough/already got my steps in for the day. I started with 2 lbs and upgraded to 5 lbs over the last year and I feel like it's time to increase the size. Probably not to walk on the treadmill with, but just for reps or curls or whatever. I'm not an exercise expert lol 🤓 8 lbs next? 10? Something less?

Lmfao. No I wasn't angry I was just annoyed. Being followed around the forum and harassed does that to people unfortunately. Luckily he missed me with his bullshit. Never been more happy to have a full inbox in my life.

If you aren't gonna beat on my back and booty like Donkey Kong beats on his bongos then just leave me alone. (If you will, then hmu 😏)

Yes. One morning when my youngest child was a toddler he woke me up by body slamming me right on my bladder and I peed in the bed that morning 😬

I'd warn myself that my boyfriend at the time was a piece of shit and to not tell him about our fetish to stop us from being humiliated about it. Then, I'd tell myself that as soon as she graduates high school to join peefans and move to Europe somewhere cause that's where all the peefans are and because I've just discovered at 28 years old that I have a thing for men with accents 🤤

My two favorite Florida men. I'm from MD.

I prefer cheeseburgers per heart attack.

You were the first person that came to my mind when I thought of telepathically peeing into someone's lap!

It would go right onto @Maclir's lap. Or maybe anyone else's who wanted it 😅

I had a job that required me to wear a skirt and when I took the trash out at the end of my shift sometimes I'd pee there near the dumpster. That place was so dirty and gross it didn't really register that it would be bad to pee there lol. People dumped all kinds of stuff there. Clothes, mattresses, old food, tvs. No one cared about anything so every so often I peed on whatever was piled up there.

It was okay. Personally I'm not into peeing on myself so it was more so for my friend lol. I'd probably do it again if I was asked to but I wouldn't go out of my way to try it on my own. Peeing on my hand at least. But peeing while I orgasm without peeing on myself? If I had an easy way to clean up maybe I'd try it on my own lmao. I do most of my masturbating on my bed and couch and don't want to pee on them 😬

Raised southern Baptist Christian and am an atheist now. I've experienced too much racism and sexism explained away with the bible to even begin to entertain the idea anymore. Plus some more things that are personal to me, but the sentiment is still the same. I dont want to be in heaven next to the old woman who called my dad a derogatory term to my face when I was 5 years old so I'll take my chances in hell.

I've had a few dreams here and there about pee. Usually they're dreams about me trying to pee somewhere naughty and someone stops me, and sometimes I have dreams about other members. The last dream I had about pee was about the man I'm currently crushing hard-core on giving me a full-blown golden shower. I could feel the pee in my hair, over my skin, and in my mouth, and I couldn't get enough 😫