PissDude

Never drank from a woman. I have drunk my own. Not something I’d do deliberately, but not bad after several beers.

My wife has a weird paradox. She’s afraid to have sex while she needs relief, but she’s conditioned to go immediately after sex to mitigate against UTIs. Long story, when I was 10 (a long time ago), I was with a family friend’s daughter. When we were younger, I used to get her to play what I called a “naked party”. She eventually grew immune to them. But she had a friend we were playing with one day. The friend characterized herself as my age, but she was two years younger. She said she had to go to the bathroom and disappeared for a while, then came back. I talked her out into the woods

Here is a fantasy I’ve thought of, and forgive me if I’ve posted it here before. A party where everybody is naked (or at least pants off) and anyone who needs to take a leak has to find somebody else to go with. It’s my fantasy, so it’s men and women have to find the other but in your’s it can be any combination. Or anybody who has to go just goes where they are standing or sitting. I’d prefer notice, like a few minutes of “I have to pee!” Or “I have to take a leak!”

I have liiI have little real world experience with this. Fantasy wise, I prefer when my bladder syncs with the picture or video of the girl/woman reliving herself. I haven’t had an opportunity IRL to do this, so I look at pictures and videos of women pissing and project my need onto them. And it can be hot when timed accordingly.

I can’t imagine losing interest. I might have to stay away from content for a while, but I can’t believe I’d lose interest. Sooner or later I’ll have to take a leak and be alone, and I’m right back into it.

Depends on the situation. If I’m out and about, it scares me. If I’m home and alone, it excites me.

I either keep a bottle or piss in the sink or shower. I do my best not to leave any evidence.

I think so. But like others said, it should be defined. But any agreement between two people should be valid.

It’s strange how I got into this. When I was about 3, my mom babysat for some girls about a year older than me. I spent a lot of time with one in particular. I think her name was Rachael. She would stay over. We were both young and had to relive ourselves, so it made sense to do so together. I remember we got in trouble at least once, but it didn’t make sense. As I got older, I’d fantasize about girls needing relief. It snowballed from there.

I haven’t had to worry about it, but I went to an ultrasound with my ex wife for our firstborn. She was very legalistic about following instructions. She drank the recommended amount of fluids before hand. But since doctors aren’t trained to keep appointments in med school, hers ran late. She had to beg the receptionist to let a little bit out. Then, when she was called back, her bladder was too full so she had to let more out. She didn’t share my fascination, so that’s all I have to go on.

I love to masturbate while I need to piss. I’ve only had sex a few times in the same state because it’s hard to time. I’d love to experience mutual full bladders, but I doubt that will happen for me. But when I’m alone and can time it right, I can fill up, jack it, and let go as needed. I keep a bottle nearby for losing control. I let out just enough to get control back, then continue until I’m done.

For me, knowing she has to piss is an important part of the fantasy. I want to enjoy the fact that she’s holding it before she lets go. I want to hear how bad she had to do; how uncomfortable holding it is.

I’ve posted many times here that I enjoy stimulation when I have to take a leak and I’d love to spend time with a woman that does too. I won’t admit it to my wife since I told my ex-wife and she tried to use it against me. Long story, but I’ve posted about it here over the years.

Fantasies work great in your own mind where everybody has to play by your rules. Not so much in real life. I know what works in my mind, but I doubt I’d ever find a woman who would go for it.

To be fair, given personal preference, if a woman approached me nude and started asking for directions and posed herself, I would have appreciated know how bad she had to go first.

I think I have this one (or one like it) saved. It’s hard to find though. But it’s hot, and the girl pisses next to a dumpster for a long time. She really did have to go.

I’ve been curious about this with women. If you need relief and expose your vagina, does it make it harder to hold?

I’ve never been involved in one, and I probably never will be. I remember when I was younger, if I was somewhere like the gym and wearing a towel after a workout and needing a leak, I’d universally get an erection. I kind of outgrew it after a while. But I’ve always wondered, especially for women, if you have to piss while naked, is it harder to hold in? Or is it not a factor? I’ve never been able to ask IRL.

I don’t mind narration as long as it matches. If the girl is talking about how bad she needs to go, then actually goes a lot, it’s great. But if she says she has to pee really bad and it’s just a dribble, it’s a let down. Nerdy Fairy is about perfect for me. Not too long, not too short, and there is a payoff.

I’ve often wondered how it worked before indoor plumbing. A lad is out in the field with a ladie and one of their bladders becomes too full to handle. What did they do? I’m sure it was hot.

I’ve given this some thought after two marriages. With my first wife, I confessed my fetish, and she ended up using it against me in some cruel ways. I did not tell my current wife about it until one day, less than two year ago, she made some comment about men who like watching women pee. I shut the bedroom door so our children couldn’t hear and gave her a full discourse on my fetish. I described a time when we were dating when I’d had several cups of coffee and realized I was going to have to piss soon, when she came up and grabbed me and I had the biggest erection of my life. We boned while

The problem can be playing to your audience. I have specific words or phrases that resonate with me. I don’t know if many female writers can hit those Communication works in that you have a thought, you encode it into text or voice, the receiver decodes it, and hopefully it’s understood. It doesn’t always work that way. Few female authors can describe a need to relieve themselves in a way that might resonate with me. Likewise, I doubt many male authors can describe a way that will resonate with the female readers. I often use Nerdy Fairy as an example. Her videos are almost perfect

My dad was stationed in Germany in the 80’s. Sometimes when we traveled we’d stay in hostiles. There would be one bathroom on a floor, but sometimes a bidet in a room. It was often easier to take a leak in the bidet than to wait for the bathroom to become available.

It’s something I’ve always wanted to experience, but probably never will. One night more than a year ago, my wife made a comment about “men who like watching women pee” in a negative context. I shut the bedroom door and gave her a full discourse on my entire philosophy of the subject and experiences, including the time I’d had a lot of coffee and she grabbed my dick to indicate she wanted attention and I went through with it even though I didn’t think I’d last and how hot it was. I jumped off her as soon as I’d finished and pissed in the shower. Her memory isn’t very good and she h

I get really turned on when I have to piss. Sometimes I have to let a little bit out, but not empty. That’s the best. im filling up at the moment and probably will have to let a little bit out before I finish masturbating. i’love to meet a woman who enjoys this too.