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My boyfriend and I are both in our early 20s, living in a cheap rented flat. And we both have this thing we like to do. The first time we did it was this time when we were drunk and did it just for a laugh, but it was so much fun being so outrageously naughty and dirty on purpose that it has become a regular thing. Basically we both like to get naked in the bedroom and just piss against this wall there instead of using the toilet. Pissing against a wall of course comes naturally to my boyfriend, what with him being a guy and all, but I do like to hold his dick whilst he is doing it someti

What I actually value most in life is my alone with myself time. I am a natural introvert and loner in a job that requires constant social interactions and conversations. My time alone away from all that is most precious to me. I also value personal happiness and security a lot, and of course my close friends and family. When it comes to material things I am not a hugely materialistic person. I would choose happiness over wealth if I had to make such a choice any day. But of material things, the two things I value the most are my laptop and my car, but more because of the happiness they

I can actually relate to a lot of that because it was a very similar story for me. I was the introvert loner, crushingly shy and very reluctant to try new and potentially scary things. I never went on the roller coaster either, though all my siblings did. I also chickened out of the big wheel. Thanks for answering, anyway.

My husband and I were laying in bed together last night and I had to get out to pee. And thats when he asked me the weirdest thing. He wanted me to piss on his face. I thought wow thats a real curved ball he just threw me. I thought about the problems, ie potentially waking the kids up if we both made too much noise in the bathroom. He said why bother going to the bathroom? He could just lay there on the bedroom floor. I said what about the carpet? He responded that it will dry out. I said that it would smell, and he said it will soon fade and no one else comes into our bedroom. And so my

Of course. As I have said before, he is a lucky guy. But before I start letting my imagination run away with me, I will have to distract myself by thinking up another non-erotic question. What do you regard as the biggest mistake you have ever made in your life? If thats too deep, painful, or personal, feel free to ignore.

Which immediately makes me wonder so I have to ask. Who makes it into the 1% of people whose faces you would consider peeing on? lol

Back when you could subscribe for a month without using crypto currencies, that is what I used to do. During that month I could download the best shit, get good screenshots for pics.....then when my subscription expired I would leave it for a few months then buy a months subscription again and gain access to all the stuff on there since the last time. It was worth my while doing it like that, but apparently not worth theirs. Now you have to pay for a longer period of time, and I am not about to learn how to faff about with crypto currencies. I have given up on them.

Losing weight, dieting, exercising, being overweight - and anything to do with it is a touchy subject. Slim people often accuse fat people of eating too much and not getting enough exercise, which is all supposedly their own stupid fault. But it is not always as simple as that. Some people through mental illness might feel a compulsion to comfort eat whilst others might lose their appetite altogether. Lots of people might get plenty of exercise in their jobs. But others might work long hours in non-physical work like driving or office working, yet at the end of it all be mentally tir

If there is any thread anywhere about the perfect set of outdoor urinals, this pic belongs in it. After all, where better to piss than all over those three gorgeous asses?

Most of the questions on here lately seem to be asking whether you would do this or that in terms of peeing, @Sophie. And whilst I cannot deny slipping in the occasional such question in myself in the past, nor can I deny having an interest in your answers to such questions for my own pervy reasons (I'm a peefan, what can I say, lol), it does probably get a bit too much after a while. And so I will try and ask something intelligent which has nothing to do with anything remotely sexual. Because, much as you do come across as a very sexy lady around here, it is actually your mind that

Dunno how I missed this thread until now. My long term favourite pissing babe has also been Frankie Babe. Here is an oldie but goodie of her taking a nonchalant piss... But lately I have been developing a thing about Angel Wicky. Here she is doing what she does best. Pissing..... I would love to date her and take her back to mine where she can do that all over me instead of merely in a bucket. And those gorgeous tits are just asking to be pissed on.

Yes you have to behave as others would regard as normal in situations that secretly turn you on. Clearest example in my life I can think of is an incident I have described before, when I was in the back of a taxi travelling along a street which back then was the main late night drinking area. And all of a sudden, I spotted a young lady squatting and pissing in full view quite openly on the pavement with people walking right past. Taxi driver spotted it as well and insisted on emoting to me about how disgusting this was. So as not to break my cover and clearly because he was expecting some

Wow, I never knew a lady could get so much piss all over her own ass when using the toilet. I always thought the only way a lady could get her ass that wet with piss is if someone else pissed on it. lol. But apparently not.

I didnt even participate in the poll mostly because I rather boringly have never peed anywhere naughty in a hotel room. But I will do something else on behalf of the former amateur pissing performer and hotel pissing extraordinaire Liz, aka Miss Piss. She has left the scene now having discovered Jesus and become born again. So in memory of her - without entering it in the poll since it would be wrong for me to do so on behalf of someone else -I will list all the places in that poll I have enjoyed seeing her pissing in or on... Carpet, curtains, bathroom floor, bathtub, on bed, i

Lol, I mistook the darker green patches for actual colouring and not wetness. I thought you were wearing army combat camouflage style underpants for some reason. Now I realise, my false assumption seems rather funny to me. I mean why would there even be army combat camouflage coloured underpants? lol As far as I know no army sends its soldiers into combat wearing only camouflaged underpants. The very notion of such a thing seems hilarious. Why did I not realise this before? lol

We often have dreams unlikely ever to happen because most girls just wouldnt do it in reality. And the only chances of finding one who would is a site like this. If your dream involves more than one lady together then its an even tougher ask. But such erotic imaginations are nevertheless still great fun. My own ultimate fantasy is to have a naked lady standing in the middle of my living room with her legs apart and hands on hips, enjoying a long piss all over the carpet right in front of me. Cant imagine it will ever happen in reality.

The closest I came to that situation was when me and two other guys were walking these two girls home from the pub through a country lane. One of them needed a pee and asked the rest of us if she should just do it there right in the middle of the road. I was the one who told her to go right ahead. And she did, peeing in the middle of the quiet road in front of us all. That was over 40 years ago now way back in the summer of 1983 when I was only 18. But the memory remains a treasured one. I suppose if that happened today someone would have taken a pic and it would have ended up on one

I no longer have them on my devices but do know where pics of myself peeing can be found online. Am certain they do not show enough of me to reveal my identity and I suppose I could use them for an avatar. But I feel the ones showing ladies peeing express my interests so much better. But I think yours is safe enough. No one would recognise you from that alone. And it is not particularly revealing, penis wise. Nothing we might not see on a beach or in a gym. I must say though that whilst I am not the least bit gay I can see that you are a lot younger than me and better built bodywise.

Any politician who says that it is better to be pissed off than pissed on has clearly never campaigned in our little community. And whoever said that it was better to be inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in obviously never had two naked female water sports enthusiasts in his tent.

I have been thinking today about avatars. I had the same one for many years - a lady peeing on her sofa. But I have just decided it was time for a change. So I have replaced it with one that is even more fitting. A lady squatting and pissing on the living room carpet. After all, when it comes to my sexual interests, a lady pissing on the living room carpet is so much my ultimate thing, lol. I am not the only one who uses sexual imagery in an avatar. Quite a few people do. Some male members seem to use their own penis for an avatar. Or perhaps in some cases a larger one than the

That makes you awesome. There need to be many more girls like you in this world.

Yes, if you dont want to fuck up your own house, especially if you live with or have a family, clean up is a major concern. You cannot under these circumstances go around peeing on the carpets and furniture. Anywhere where it is easy to immediately rinse away like the bath or shower cubicle is ideal in this respect. The kitchen or bathroom sinks would work well for the same reasons. Piles of dirty laundry would be good fun to pee on and no harm if you are about to throw it in the wash anyway. When no one else is at home and you have time and only if you can be bothered with the clean up a

You probably need one of the naughty peeing enthusiasts around here to be living near you. And for him or her to be willing to let you pee anywhere.. I know that if a lady who wanted to do that lived near me, although I only have a cheap flat with cheap and old furniture, and old carpets, I'd be more than happy to let her pee all over or against everything. Would be fun to see. My living room carpet has waited too long for a lady's golden christening. lol

If it were my house I'd regard it as good news. A sexy lady peeing all over the carpets, floors, tables, furniture and beds. You could spend a whole weekend doing it. I'd regard it as the most sexually stimulating weekend of my life, lol. I'd probably regret the cost of replacing it all afterwards. But it would be worth it.

Dear Wet Carpet. My 31 year old girlfriend, Sara, has been living with me for three years now. My home is a cheap one which amongst other things has no central heating in the bathroom or upstairs landing. On cold days in winter it can be damned cold in there. But it is all I could afford to buy, and was so fed up with renting. Well on a particularly cold January evening some eight or so months ago we were lying together in bed, chatting when she groaned about needing to go to the bathroom for a pee. And moaned about how cold it was going to be. I of course had the naughtiest ide