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Dear Wet Carpet I am a 39 year old English teacher - a long haired blonde, with blue eyes, ample breasts which I am proud of and a curvaceous figure. I could be described as buxom. I am married to a civil servant who works for local government, a well toned guy with a 7 inch penis whom I love to bits. We have two kids, a son and a daughter, both teenagers now but still living at home. Well the kids were asleep in their beds as my husband and I late at night lay naked together in our own bed - as is our custom - browsing the internet on a laptop in search of erotic stories together, a

I couldnt believe it. Not only had Anabel suggested that we all just piss on her living room carpet for fun but it seemed like she was preparing to lead the way, unfastening and then lowering her jeans and panties, dropping down into a squat. Sara laughed, "Oh my God Anabel, you are not going to actually do it are you?" "Why not? It's fun." Then suddenly she was doing it, a soft hissing and the patter of pee hitting carpet as her golden shower rained down. And she was clearly loving it, and enjoying our reactions of disbelief. We all laughed in amazement at what she was doing.

I am a middle aged guy and have been seeing this 42 year old woman I met down the pub. Well one night back at her place we were fooling around on her bed and she said she needed a pee soon. I think because we were a bit drunk I suggested it would be fun if she just did it here in the bedroom. She laughingly called me a pervert and said she couldnt do that but we carried on fooling around for a while. But eventually she said that it was no good, she had to go and couldnt wait any longer. Anyway she got up off the bed and started walking towards the door en route to the bathroom. But then

Dear Wet Carpet I am not all that bothered about my identity being out there. You see I am a glamour model and occasional porn performer with a thing about pissing. There is a solo video out there somewhere of me having a lot of fun pissing all over floors, carpets, beds and furniture. I think I look pretty good and since - for a price - there is already footage of me out there with nothing on, pissing all over the place, no point being coy to you guys. So this is me.... I am very proud of those breasts by the way. And love it when guys - or ladies for that matter - piss all over

Dear Wet Carpet My name is Sue and I was stopping over for the night with my friend Emily at her place. We are both in our early 20s. And were that evening sat in her living room drinking wine and getting tipsy. And in due course we both had to pee. So we headed upstairs to the bathroom together. But as we got up onto the landing just outside both the bathroom and Emily's bedroom she turned to me and said, with a grin, "Shall we be really naughty and piss in my bedroom? On the carpet?" I laughingly responded, "Oh my god we can't do that." I followed her into her bedroom any

I am an 18 year old guy and like my 21 year old sister I still live at home with my parents. Well the other day I wanted to ask her something and walked into her bedroom. Clearly I should have knocked first because there she was squatting in a corner and pissing on the carpet. She looked at me with an untroubled smile and said "Hi bruv" and just carried on pissing as if doing it there was the most natural thing in the world. She laughed at my flabbergasted look and said that it was kind of fun sometimes to ignore all conventions and just piss anywhere. She said I should try it

I forgot about some of these great stories, and think that after all this time this thread deserves bumping. I hope Leaky_One herself, who has since then joined this forum under the username @lesley and posted more great stories more recently, doesn't mind

Well it is meant for pussies to use. So get the women to use it. All pics and vids of the action posted here would be highly welcome, it goes without saying.

I just peed in the bath. I do it quite often to be fair.

I love it if they hiss when they piss. Would be even more arousing if I am underneath at the time.

I was at this party once where we were all drunk as hell. For a dare one of the girls got up onto the table and amidst much laughter pissed in the punch bowl we had all been drinking from. And because we were hammered we all carried on drinking it anyway. So I guess we were all drinking alcohol laced with piss, lol.

Dear Wet carpet. I started to occasionally pee on my bedroom carpet when I was younger. And am still doing it now that I am 18. I don't know why really but the total naughtiness of it is what turns me on. Ignoring the toilet which is in the nearby bathroom and deliberately peeing on on the carpet instead is just so naughty that it gives me a kind of dirty thrill. I dont do it often of course because I don't want to get found out, and had gotten away with it until very recently. Anyway, some years ago my mum ran off with another guy and dad hit it up with a younger woman who is only

I am a young high flyer at a prestigious bank, a 28 year old guy on a generous salary and already buying my own home but mortgaged to the hilt. And I hit a hard time with gambling problems and got into serious financial difficulties. I was in danger of losing everything. So in desperation, I did something stupid and worked out a way to embezzle cash from my employer which got me out of my immediate hole and I was able to kick the gambling habit which helped. I thought I had covered my tracks pretty well but unfortunately my female boss, a much older lady of 42 but good looking and shapely for

My name is Gina and along with my three best friends, Anabel, Sara, and Kate we were enjoying a girls night in at Anabel's place. She has wealthy parents - what do you expect with a posh name like Anabel? - and they had bought her the house. We have all known each other since uni days but are all in our early 30s now. Anyway, we were all sitting together in her spacious living room on armchairs or the sofa, drinking wine and having a laugh and gradually getting ever more tipsy. All of us were single at that moment but we all had the battle scars from previous relationships with past boyf

I dont know if it has been noticed, but very recently I have suddenly started writing a lot of erotic pissing stories. Fact is I have been prescribed a new med, one of whose side effects is an enhanced sexual interest. This seems to have triggered a joy in writing pissing stories which I havent known for years now. It is like my early days on this forum. I have read some of them afterwards and noticed a tendency for some of them to start out realistically but to get ever more outrageous as they go on. This is because I am getting ever more turned on by what I am writing which seems

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 31 year old guy and have been seeing this 24 year old blonde biker chick, always clad in leathers. At least when she has her clothes on. Her name is Shana. And she is a rather wild, anything goes kind of party animal. The sex is great and she has me do things I have never done before. One of her favourite kinks is to have me spend time licking her asshole. She seems to love that and will happily let me do it for ages whilst she rubs herself to orgasm. We both party hard too with plenty of serious drinking. One night in a pub we were at a table in a corner

My mum was holding a party for her friends when I was 18 and still living at home. One of her friends daughters, also 18, was at the party and we kind of got chatting when I wasnt hanging out in my bedroom. Whilst heading back to my room with some drinks I met her on the landing outside the bathroom, desperate for a pee, and bemoaning that it was occupied. I suggested she just pee in my room. She was hesitant but needed to go so said okay. In my room she asked me if I had anything to piss in but I sad no and just told her to do it on the floor. She asked me if I was serious and I said yes and

Fair enough. I did actually start off with the intention of writing much shorter stories than I did. They ended up being longer than I intended. I will try harder for shortness in this thread from now on, and if they end up being a bit too long will cut and paste it in another thread

I was in a pub drinking and hitting it off with this guy the other night when I needed a pee. As so often the queue for the ladies was long. So I told the guy I needed to pee and couldnt wait in that queue without pissing my pants. So as I am wont to do in such situations, I asked him if he had a spare glass. Any guy who reacts badly at this point gets kicked to the kerb. The ones I like best are the ones who immediately down what is left of their beer and offer to hold their glass for me. And after a few drinks it is surprising how many guys are only too happy to hold their beer glass between

Dear Wet Carpet. I share a rented house with three other young ladies, all of us in our 20s. As well as being housemates we have all become good friends and drinking buddies, and often come home drunk together. We have long tended to be pretty outrageous when having had a bit too much to drink and when you combine that fact with the tendency of alcohol to make you need to pee a lot, we have been known to be quite outrageous when it comes to pissing, even in the early days. Like the time in this nightclub when there was a queue for the ladies and we needed to go, so we just marched into t

I am a 28 year old barmaid and I have been seeing this older guy. We get on well and have a lot of fun together. But he has this thing. Whenever I am stopping over at his place, before we crash out he likes to watch me piss on the carpet on his side of the bed. Well, it seems to turn him on, and to be honest in a naughty kind of way it is rather fun to just pee on the carpet without giving a fuck. All we are taught to think when we are young about the correct places to pee, ideally a toilet, but maybe behind a bush in an emergency, but always in private. And there is me giving a massive

Dear Wet Carpet My wife and I are both in our mid 40s with grown up kids who have left home. We have been happily married since our late teens and are fully liberated and open with each other about sex and erotic issues. We came late to the whole peeing scene, not really finding our way to it until after the kids had left. With the house to ourselves we began to spice up our sex lives by seeking out different things re porn. And more for a laugh really we decided to look at something we stumbled across featuring ladies peeing in random places in hotel rooms and suchlike. And to be honest,

My girlfriend and I went to a fetish club on watersports night the other week. We both have a thing about pissing, including all over each other. She usually pees in my beer glass in pubs so I can drink it for her to save her the bother of going to the toilet. Though she has been known to just pee on the carpeted floor under the table instead. At home she sometimes likes to squat over my face and pee in my mouth and loves the feel of my hot piss spraying her ass. Sometimes just to be naughty she will just squat in the middle of the bedroom before bed, and pee right there on the carpet. An

I know this hunk of a guy with a massive 12 inch dick. And I am not exaggerating. He has showed it to me, and let me hold it for him as he pissed in the sink. I needed both my hands. Seeing that huge pissing dick turned me on so much that I started to harbour ever more extreme fantasies about it. Well over a few birthday drinks with this guy one day I confided my most extreme fantasy to him. And he said that as a birthday treat he will do it for me. So we ended up both naked in my bedroom, me kneeling on the carpet in the middle of the room. And he was stood facing me, holding his dick w

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 21 year old female who recently left home. I cannot yet afford to rent a full place of my own let alone buy anything so I have moved in with this couple about ten years older than me, renting a spare room in their home but sharing their kitchen and bathroom. They did point out that they were free and easy going but that if anything bothered me to let them know. But that they were hoping for a tenant who was not going to be too judgemental because they loved having fun after a few drinks. But they promised me they were decent people who wouldnt bother me in any unto