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Dear Wet Carpet. My boyfriend and I are both in our early 20s. We have this thing we like to do when we come back to our flat half drunk from a night out and busting for a pee. Instead of going to the bathroom, we head for the kitchen where we both take our clothes off and piss all over the linoleum floor, him standing and aiming his dick around and me usually semi-squatting with my hands on my knees. The sound of it all splashing down is rather loud, as is our drunken laughter. And because we both invariably have full bladders when we arrive, it tends to be a very long piss from both of

Dear Wet Carpet I'm a 32 year old blonde, married to a slightly older guy. And we like to be naughty but don't like to be caught. So our thing is to travel some distance from where we live to spend the night in a hotel, never the same one twice. Once there we go out to the local bars and pubs, and usually grab a few cans on the way back, by which time we are very tipsy. I don't really know why but pissing everywhere for a laugh always seems so much more fun to us after a few bevies. Problem is of course that very few hotels will let you stay the night without at least giving your cre

Dear Wet Carpet. We have decided to be daring and put ourselves out there. I am Chloe and this is me on the left and my sister Sara on the right. We are both glamour models and we sometimes participate in soft core porn shoots. We look kind of hot I think but judge for yourselves.... Anyway, in our private lives we tend to have an anything goes attitude to sex. We are mostly fairly unshockable. And from a young age we have very much both been into pissing. We didnt do it too often in case mum found out but we used to find it fun to pee on the carpet in each other's bedrooms. An

There is probably some truth in that. But alas for many pee kinksters, mutual pleasure and consent by the woman is important to us. For me, pissing on a woman would only be fun if she was enjoying. If she wasnt I would never be doing it and couldnt possibly be turned on by it There are essentially two strands to any pissing on each other pleasures. One which motivates most of us on this forum is finding mutual pleasure in doing something so intimate to each other, The golden shower itself is the primary interest. But there are many others whose main kink is degradation and domi

I get what you are saying. A lot of pee porn where men pissing on women is about degradation, stuff like piss mops. And I am not into that either. But I don't fully agree that men pissing on women need automatically be about degradation. Just as most men on this site like the idea of being peed on by a woman, so there will be women out there who like being peed on by men. Porn showing that which is portrayed as mutually pleasurable and not as an act of degradation still floats my boat. Any sign that the woman being peed on hates it is an instant turn off. Not into that at all. But many of

A brief question. Why is there so much more porn featuring men pissing on women or in women's mouths when the likes I get for my pics consistently demonstrate that most of us seem to prefer it the other way around, with women pissing on men or in men's mouths? Or on each other? Another sign that the porn world do not fully understand us.

Dear Wet Carpet I have just started seeing this lady in her late 40s and a few times now we have been out for a few drinks together. Well last night for the first time she invited me in to her flat, where we ended up naked in her bedroom, having a lot of fun if you catch my drift. Well, she announced that she needed a pee and got up off the bed, I presumed to go to the bathroom. But instead she strode over to a corner of the bedroom and squatted down right there facing me with a grin on her face. Then with a delightful hiss and a broadening smile of pleasure she started pissing right

My favourite fantasies come and go and I have different ones at different time. With sexual fantasies it is almost always piss related, usually with ladies doing the pissing, either on my or all over my stuff. A long standing favourite fantasy of mine which I have mentioned many times in the past so will only briefly describe it here involves a lading standing naked or near naked in the middle of my living room, legs apart and hands on hips as she enjoys a long hissy piss right there on the carpet. Recently, I have at times found myself fantasising about ladies peeing on my face.

Definitely Frankie Babe..... She is not as young as she used to be, being 38 but thats better since I am still 20 years older than her, and she still looks great for her age. From what I have found about her online is that she appears to have no kids and is single, with a net worth of £1million upwards. All of which makes her an ideal date, especially considering her apparent enjoyment of pissing as evidenced by some of her earlier performances. I mean, just as an example check this out, back when she was probably only in her early 20s enjoying a piss on another lady.... Tha

I have a T-shirt that proclaims my fluency in three languages, English. Sarcasm. Profanity.

The beautiful hissing of a lady pissing must sound awesome up close, like if she is squatting over your face.

Back when I used to be more confident with my sexual banter, I invited our female mod - Sophie - to come visit if ever she was in the area, with a full bladder so as to pee on my living room carpet. It was fun to imagine and I even wrote fictitious stories about it. Of course we both knew it would never really happen but it was a fun thought. For me anyway. In real life no one but me has ever peed on the carpet in my current abode, but if any lady were to show any interest in doing so, christening my carpet would definitely seal the deal for me in terms of wanting her in my life, l

I'm an 18 year old student and have been getting very friendly with the English teacher in spite of the fact that she is 20 years older than me. And when I say friendly, I do mean in an erotic and sexual way. We often hang out in her classroom after school on the pretext of extra studies but in reality, once the school has emptied we have fun of a rather more erotic kind. Turns out her thing is pissing. Here she is enjoying the pleasure of pissing all over me... That felt awesome, her hot piss splashing all over my naked body, I can tell you. And as is so often the ca

This has probably been asked before but I cant remember....thats the trouble with a thread nearly 30 pages long. Too much to remember and too much to go back through. But its a simple question. What was your favourite subject at school?

Do you only pee in the shower when you are taking a shower? Or do you ever occasionally squat and pee in the shower cubicle as a naughtier alternative to the toilet?

English is my first language as it is for the majority of us here. But many years ago - decades ago in fact, back in the early 80s when I was still in my late teens - I had a German girlfriend for a time. And I set out to prove my love by learning her language. Those were the days before the internet so I invested in language cassettes with exercise books, and learned and practiced reading, speaking, and writing in German, and understanding written and spoken German. I never learnt it well enough to call myself fluent but I could speak it well enough to get by. But 40 years on I have forg

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 42 year old car salesman and my wife a busty blonde, blue eyed, curvaceous and big bottomed 38 year old retail manager. Today we ripped out the living room carpet to replace with a new one, which after moving all the furniture out and back in again ended up taking up most of the day. Anyway last night we were sharing a bottle of wine in the living room and generally relaxing, when my wife groaned that she had to go upstairs for a pee, calling it a pain in the ass. Which is when I made the naughtiest suggestion. "Why bother going all the way upstairs? We are ge

The thing to bear in mind firstly is that if you were to post erotica under your own name, your own friends and relatives could potentially read it and know it is your work. So I would advise a pen name unless you are happy with the possibility of your nearest and dearest knowing some of your erotic imaginings. This might be particularly the case if your erotica includes fetish material like for example peeing. It is after all a minority interest with many narrowminds out there who find anything to do with peeing disgusting. Adopting an anonymous pen name protects your real identity from any p

My parents were nominal Church of England Christians but neither of them were practicing ones, though my mum was more of a believer than my dad. Neither ever went to church except for weddings and funerals. But my siblings and I got dumped in Sunday school most weeks, more so our parents could get rid of us for the morning than for any other reason. Everyone else there knew this and resented us being there as if we had any choice in the matter, which did not showcase much sense of Christian charity to me. After bible lessons we all traipsed off to the local church where we heard sermons, sung

An update. I have so much shit going down in life, on the work front, on the home front, on the psychological front, on the financial front, and on the medical front, most of which I choose not to discuss. But I have felt the need to withdraw into myself and focus upon the friendships and relationships that really matter, the people close to me in real life. What I am about to say has far more to do with my own psyche and the state I find myself in than it does with anything or anyone here. But although I recognise that there are many good people here and have enjoyed my time on this for

Dear Wet Carpet. My wife and I were staying in this cheap seaside hotel for a few days and got into the habit of peeing in the shower or the sink instead of the toilet just for fun. It is the sort of thing we do at home sometimes. Well on our last night we were laying naked together on the bed when we both needed to pee. My wife suggested being really naughty and that we both stand together and pee against the hotel room wall. She said we had paid in cash, our surname was very common and we had never given our first names, so they could never trace us. We'd be long gone by the time they f

I am a woman in my 30s and have been seeing this guy I met down the pub. And he likes to watch me piss on his bedroom carpet beside his bed. And it's his carpet so if he wants to let me do that, why not? Its more fun and less hassle than just boringly going to the bathroom. It is kind of liberating to be able to just piss on the floor without giving a shit. I've never dated a guy who wanted me to piss on his carpet before, but there's a first time for everything I suppose. And like I said, not my carpet. So why not enjoy the naughty pleasure of doing it? It is after all rather good fun as

My wife and I and another colleague and his wife were enjoying a meal and a few drinks at a posh restaurant with our boss. His secretary was with him. They were known to be an item. Well after a few too many drinks, the boss was sharing some anecdote about a co worker he knew years back who was allegedly into peeing on her boyfriends. We found this funny, but even more so when his secretary dropped him in it with this golden nugget of information - "That reminds me of the time you had me pee on you in the bath." The boss has struggled to live down that little revelation ever since.

I am getting on a bit now but back in the early 70s I made a lot of money doing outrageous things as a high class call girl.... The most lucrative evening of my life was the evening I spent at this mansion, getting peed on for the pleasure of some rich men and their wives, girlfriends, and secretaries. They all - men and women alike - found it most entertaining to pee all over me whenever they felt like it, It seemed to be a good laugh to them all. Some of the guys, and even a couple of the women, thought it most hilariously funny to pee in my face. Still I had the last laugh wh

I am not a practicing Christian myself nor am I really a true believer, though I do sometimes look at the state of humanity and the planet we live on, the ways things are going, and I do occasionally wonder if we are actually in a biblical end of days scenario right now. I did attend sunday school as a kid, and have in more recent years indulged Christians in long discussions about their faith, both online and offine. I have conversed with many devout Christians of various types over the years, and have debated with some of the more politicised ones in America on politics forums. I h