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Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 42 year old married mother of four kids. I love peeing in random places and always have, though of course never when the kids are around. My husband loves watching me doing it and always cleans up after me. I get a buzz out of just pissing anywhere I feel like and then watching him dutifully cleaning up the mess. I feel a kind of freedom and dominance which is quite thrilling. I might just squat and pee on the living room carpet, after which my husband will get the carpet cleaner out and do his best to clean up. It is actually such a rush just squatting there and p

Isn't asking whatt colour someone's asshole is a question too far? lol

I have posted most of my favourite pee fantasies on this forum over the years and feel that to repeat them here would be repetitive, Suffice it to say that my favourite of all involves a naked lady standing with her legs apart and hands on hips as she deliberately pees all over the living room carpet for fun.. Any fantasies I might develop do tend to appear sooner or later in the form of stories in the Wet Carpet Magazine thread. But new ones are sadly few and far between at the moment.

If pissing for sexual pleasure were a crime, how long would you be banged up for? Drinking someone's piss or having them drink yours - 5 years. Giving or receiving golden showers - 4 years. Wetting yourself on purpose - 2 years Pissing in the sink, shower, or bath - 1 year Pissing on a hard indoor surface, eg tiles, lino or hardwood - 2 years Pissing on the carpet - 3 years Pissing on furniture, eg sofas, chairs or tables - 3 years Making and starring in your own pee porn - 3 years. Sharing your own home made pee porn publicly - 4 years. Pissing outside where you might

There is no point worrying about getting older. It is part of life and happening to us all. Some of us are further down the road to old age than others, that's all. None of us ever really want to get old but its better than the alternative. The problems of getting older though involve more potential physical frailties, an increasing inability to do physically strenuous tasks we once did, or to walk quite as fast, and suchlike. And we become more prone to various illnessses and medical conditions of varying degrees of severity. In our 20s we might have regarded the pub as our second home.

Although I would not go so far as to say we are soulmates, I met one of my best friends on peesearch.

A couple of pee related historical, alleged facts I have picked up along the way. Some Roman brothels had rooms supposedly fitted with glass floors with viewing rooms underneath, the purpose being that men could pay to watch ladies peeing on the floor from underneath without getting wet, lol. I also heard that it was a common practice in pubs in 19th century Victorian England for the naughtiest girls to piss in beer glasses which the guys were then supposed to drink from. Pee porn is nothing new either. Nor have the Germans ever been shy of it when not repressed by authoritarian

I have been interested in history since I was a kid. My favourite topics have been the overlapping topics of the Third Reich and World War 2, though an fascinated by 20th century history in general. I do in fact have an interest in all history from ancient through medieval to modern. But the 20th century has always been my favourite historical era of interest, notwithstanding the fact that I lived through the last third of it. For my 15th birthday when most kids my age wanted the latest fashion accessories or the latest album, I got my parents to buy me a copy of The Rise and Fall of the

Boxer shorts normally. I have no colour preference.

Dear Wet Carpet My name is Melissa and I am a blonde 18 year old. I have been seeing this guy, also 18, whom I went to school with and always had a crush on. And he has a thing about watching me piss. And to be fair I get a buzz out of my boyfriend watching me doing it. Guess I am kind of an exhibitionist. It started out with me pissing in the toilet in front of him the first few times he asked. But then he started asking me to piss in the shower or in the sink and things like that. And to be fair, peeing in random places in front of my boyfriend felt kind of naughty but fun. I got a thr

Dear Wet Carpet I once knew a girl when I was very young who used to let me watch her pee. I used to get her to do it in the corner of my bedroom on the carpet. She seemed to like doing it. Well we went our separate ways after a while and grew up, but I have a thing about women peeing in naughty places. I am in my early 20s and recently that youthful girlfriend and I hooked up again in a city centre pub over a few drinks. She too is now in her early twenties and looks a bit like Madonna did back in the 80s, blonde and sexy. We ended up going back to my place after a few drinks, buyi

I think it is pretty much the norm to pee through your bathing costume when you are in the sea and most people probably do it in pools too. I know I would. Can't remember the last time I was in a pool, but the last time I was in the sea I definitely peed in it.

Out of laziness I often piss in the bath when I am in it. And also when I am not in it I often walk into the bathroom and get my dick out and just piss in the bath. This is because the bath is almost immediately inside the bathroom door whilst the toilet is at the other end of the bathroom. So I get to the bath first, lol

I have peed out of a bedroom window as a kid but not as an adult. Throughout my adult life wherever I have lived, I would have been too visible to the outside world had I done that. And I prefer to keep my pissing interests private to be shared only with my fellow peefans.

If I buy myself some plants, would you come and water them for me? lol

That hissing sound that many of you ladies make when you pee has got to be one of the most erotic sounds on the planet to any true pee fan. The louder it is the sexier it is, so I guess you must be a real sexy pisser.

What is your favourite all time movie?

@lesley, this is one of the most original and best ideas for a naughty peeing thread that I have ever seen. Nice one. I hope you keep it going for a while yet.

Very true.

Unfortunately I cannot find a link to it. It was some time ago and may have been before the internet really took off. But in a television show hosted by Chris Evans, he was interviewing the Scottish female lead singer of the band Texas, Sharleen Spiteri. And she described being stung by a jellyfish on her leg and wanted some of the guys she was with to pee on her leg but none of them would do it. She said she couldnt do it herself because she couldnt get the angles. Was interesting to hear. lol

You could add to that list Adolf Hitler Josef Stalin Mao Zedong Pol Pot Heinrich Himmler Saddam Hussein I am sure there are hundreds more, especially if we include earlier eras..... Eg Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, or the emperor Nero, perhaps Ivan the Terrible

I wouldn't kill or seriously hurt anyone. And I would never betray a friend for any amount of money.

Definitely one featuring girls peeing all over the place in naughty indoor locations- on the carpet, on the bed, on the tables, on the furniture, against the walls. I might use some of the imaginary letters in the Wet Carpet Magazine thread as scripts

Working in an ice cream factory at a time when you crave ice cream must be a torture because I doubt your employer would be happy about you helping yourself, lol. I work in a supermarket in a variety of roles, one of which sometimes includes manning a checkout, with food passing in front of me constantly. I have learned never to be hungry in work otherwise all the food you have to scan but cannot eat is a mini torture in itself, lol