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I do have netflix so might have to check that out. Thanks

It is hard to think of a question you have not already been asked. But I will try. My usual modus operandi is to ask two questions, one sexual, one not. So here goes. Apologies in advance if any of these have been asked before either by me or anyone else If you had to pee on someone other than your husband but could choose anyone at all in the world to do it over, who would you choose and why? And would you rather find yourself in the unfortunate position of having to wrestle with a crocodile or with a gorilla?

The first question is a very good one in the sense that it has made me think. I can think of numerous times I would like to have witnessed for myself. But if I had to choose three, one would be the last day of Hitler's life in the Berlin bunker on April 30th 1945 so I could see exactly what happened. How I'd avoid them reacting badly to some random Englishman from the future suddenly appearing in their midst is a problem that would need solving though, lol. I would like to visit ancient Egypt during the actual building of one of the great pyramids so I could see it being done. On a m

Wow that's a lot of questions. I will try to answer them all. It is hard to know how exactly I learned to write stories in the way I do. The ability to write reasonably well first developed at school where I was often top of the class for my essay writing. I seemed able to use my imagination via the written or typed word to convey something. But I have always read a lot from as soon as I learned to read and picked up my writing style in part from books. As for my characters and settings, a lot of that just comes from my own imagination or my own fantasies. I like to imagine naughty

Things I am proudest of include being liked and valued as one of the best workers by my employer and liked and respected by my work colleagues. I am also proud of my political values though these are things I rarely discuss on this forum. I am proud that I managed to successfully give up smoking some 19 years ago now. I am proud of my ability with mental arithmetic. I am proud of my knowledge of WW2 and the Third Reich. I am proud of my intelligence and ability to communicate with the typed word. One of the things I am proud of is getting several letters published in the national political mag

100 duck sized horses would be more fun, I could keep kicking them away and there'd always be more coming at me. A horse sized duck sounds like no fun at all in comparison.

Well I apologise. I have only just looked at your profile and learned that you are another lady. I assumed wrongly that you were a guy so sorry about that. I used to be a mod and we often got relatively new guys rocking up and immediately wanting private pervy conversations with the women. Women tend not to do that so my assumptions were all false. Sorry

Would you prefer a spaceship that could take you anywhere or a time machine that could take you to any time?

There are a number of these threads going around. The ones by females seem to be more popular because all the guys like interacting with the ladies. And I sadly am only a guy, former mod, best known in more recent years for my pic contributions but I used to write a lot more stories in earlier years. Anyway, this thread is an opportunity for anyone to ask me anything. About absolutely anything.

The best suggestion I could make when it comes to getting to know anyone is to respond to them openly on the forums first, maybe go into the chatroom when they are there and join in the conversation. And not try and make it too sexual too soon. Generally, the ladies will be far more ready to chat privately with you if they already know and like you a little bit.

It was similar with me. At an age so young that I as yet knew nothing of sex (which was easier for longer back in those pre-internet days) I heard my sister being told off for peeing on her bedroom carpet. I couldn't get the thought of her doing that out of my mind and ended up talking her into peeing on my bedroom carpet just so I could watch. Anyway, after that little anecdote I best think of a question. If you could live in absolutely any city on the planet, which would you choose and why?

They are screenshots from videos on clips4sale, The Phils Angels Horny Devils studio. I no longer possess the videos.

This has always been a friendly and welcoming site. I was myself a prominent early member who was very active in earlier years and a former mod. I know from the inside that like all forums we will get the occasional asshole showing up but they are soon either brought to heel or ejected. Keeping this forum a friendly, safe, and non-judgemental space for anyone with an interest in pee has been central to this forum from the start, and the current mods and Admin do a great job in keeping it that way. @Sophie and @gldenwetgoose especially seem to somehow manage to find enormous amounts of time to

Congratulations to everyone who got nominated and especially everyone who won. Deserved winners all.

Pissrip appears to be down. For over 36 hours now there has just been this message....

Dear Wet Carpet. I got off with this girl in her mid twenties in one of the local nightclubs and ended up going back to her place, where we were having sex on her bed. After a seriously hot fuck she announced that she needed to pee and rolled off the side of the bed. To my astonishment she just popped a squat right there beside the bed saying something like "fuck it! I'm just going to piss here." And seconds later she was doing it, pissing on her own bedroom carpet with a big grin on her face. She seemed amused at my surprise and giggled something about it just being more convenient,

I write fiction occasionally, but a lot less than I once did. I write it when I do mostly for my own pleasure, though appreciation is nice. Without either a few positive comments or just a few like icons the writing would seem pointless. Because although I write for my own pleasure, it would still seem pointless if others were not enjoying it. If I ever ceased to gain any sign of approval for my efforts I would cease bothering. So its a bit of a weird one. Although I write mostly for my own pleasure, some measure of approval from others is also clearly important as it lends a "m

Dear Wet Carpet. I've been chatting up the middle aged barmaid down my local pub. She has something of a reputation. Some of the things I have heard on the grapevine about her alleged pissing antics have long piqued my interest. Rumoured to be into peeing on guys, known for thinking nothing of peeing in full public view when she's had a few, rumoured to have the habit of peeing in glasses or on the floor in quiet corners in nightclubs. There is a persistent story going around that a few years back she peed on someone's bed for a dare. Anyway, on a night when she was not working I in

The middle of the carpet in the living room, and all over the bed in the bedroom.

The reason I ask is that - in spite of my own intermittent presence - I cannot be alone in having noticed the near absence of Admin lately. In fact, I sent him a PM some ten days ago now asking if all was well and he hasn't even shown up to read it in all that time. I am concerned that he might be losing interest in the forum which brings its continued existence into question. Because without him there will be no forum unless someone else were to take it on. I am also aware that legislation is on the way in the UK in the area of age verification and children's access to unsuitable ma

Dear Wet Carpet. My husband and I are in our late 30s and have always been into the watersports thing. Basically, pissing on each other in the bath when the kids aren't around. Sometimes we seek out porn for inspiration which is how we came across this magazine and subscribed to it. My husband though is mostly just amused by it all and doesn't see the point of just peeing in random places. If he is not pissing on me he is not interested and only seems interested in me pissing if I am doing it on him. Which is fair enough I suppose if that's his thing. But something I have not admitted to

I am not a massive football fan but I do tend to follow my national team - England - in major tournaments as and when I can. Have been working for the majority of all the matches England have played so far though but have caught the last 30 mins or so on the radio on the way home. Although I couldn't actually see it, England's performance against the USA based upon what I was hearing was atrocious, with the USA bombarding the England penalty area with corner after corner. We deserved to lose that one and were lucky to get away with a 0-0 draw. Fortunately, we played well enough for long e

We all have our own individual interests, but quite a popular theme around here is so-called naughty peeing, which is basically girls peeing in naughty mostly indoor locations - on the kitchen or bathroom floors, on the living room or bedroom carpets, on furniture, tables, and beds, against walls, in sinks or baths or showers or various random containers. My personal favourite is girls peeing on the carpet for fun, but we all have our preferences. But all other aspects of the fetish will have followers here, from wetting and desperation to peeing in public, right up to and including full

Things that make me smile and brighten my day in work (in a supermarket) are those special moments when you have a really friendly chat with a pleasant customer and ten minutes after they've gone a manager comes up to you full of praise because that really nice customer I was talking to took the trouble to queue at the customer service desk just to put in a good word for me. Doesn't happen often but it brightens my day when it does.

I have never peed on anyone else's carpet, much as I am into the notion of it. Am much more interested in the idea of the ladies doing it though but have never been privileged enough to see it.