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Great news. Did you know that here in the UK it is perfectly legal for a pregnant woman to piss in a policeman's helmet?

I must admit to loving the idea of a lady watching me piss, though I would likely get hard and consequently find it harder to pee.

Although I moved on from that site a long time ago - too much personal hostility towards me from some there - it was my first pee forum and my main one until 2014 when this one came along. It does indeed appear to be gone which is a little sad. I have just tried to find it on google and there is no sign of it.

Dear Wet Carpet I'm Sue, and this is me and my two friends Christine and Sarah. I am the one on the left, Christine is the blonde in the middle, and Sarah the one on the right.... We are all in our late 30s now, all single after splitting up with assholes of one kind or another. I do think we still look good for our age and hope you agree.. Well we were all having a few drinks at Sarah's house and got onto the subject of past boyfriends and their various sexual foibles. That's when Christine blurted out, "What is it with golden showers?". "Oh my god yes", I laughe

Over four decades ago when I had a German girlfriend I sought to teach myself her language. But since I have already said that in an earlier post, I will say no more other than whilst I have forgotten much of it now, my German used to be much better, albeit not fluent. I used to be able to read, write and speak it at a reasonable level. What I want to add is one of the uses I put it to. Back in those days - we are talking early 80s here - there was no internet. I used to enjoy writing erotic stories but these had to be done on good old fashioned pen and paper. And when you are still

The first time I can remember myself being interested in a girl peeing I was very young, probably only about 6 or 7. It was in the infants school playground and there was a semi-secluded door to an always locked storage are. I just caught a glimpse of a girl with her friend standing up and pulling her knickers into place. I saw on the ground in the doorway a rather large puddle from which a small rivulet was still meandering outwards. Although I didnt see it, it was obvious that she had just pissed there. This interested me in ways I didnt understand but would later come to know as sexual..

So glad Christmas is over. In my supermarket workplace just about every day in December, the song I was listening to was Mariah Carey's All I want for Pigging Christmas. And all the other Christmas shite.

Dear Wet Carpet. Just a short letter from me. My wife and I were in a Greek resort hotel on holiday and one night we stumbled back late after a load of heavy drinking. As we hit the hotel she was complaining about how desperate she was for a piss. We were stumbling down the carpeted corridor in search of our room but realised we were on the wrong floor. My wife groaned, saying she couldnt wait any longer and was going to have to piss right there. So she unfastened then lowered her jeans and panties whilst dropping down into a squat, and, giggling drunkenly, started pissing right

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Michelle, early 30s, and had just discovered that my boyfriend - supposedly away on a business trip - was actually spending time in the south of France with his secretary. And the only business they were engaged in was fucking. I was well pissed off and planning to move out of his expensive house before he returned. I was confiding my woes to my three friends Karen, Emily, and Sandra, when Sandra had the wildest idea for revenge. She always was the outrageous, anything goes, one amongst us. She basically suggested that just before I leave the four of us should

Dear Wet Carpet. My wife and I are both in our late 30s. Late at night after the kids are in bed we have for some time been in the habit of lying naked in bed, browsing the internet for new erotica and porn to spice up our sex lives. We found a porn video featuring some American woman pissing on a hotel room carpet, which intrigued us. So we did some searches related to carpet pissing porn and found your magazine. We were shall we say interested and decided to buy a month's subscription. And then took great pleasure in reading letter after letter, by guys about their wives or girlf

That was truly brilliant. You clearly have a gift for poetry.

My husband likes to watch me pee in random places and I enjoy doing it. Sadly, for reasons I am not going to go into, he has had to spend this Christmas abroad, thousands of miles away. But he did send me at great expense a number of expensive Christmas presents, including a top quality, fine China dinner set, plates, cups, saucers and so on. Am amazed it arrived intact to be honest in spite of being clearly marked "handle with care". Anyway, I needed a pee and wanted to show my appreciation in a way I knew he'd appreciate. My friend was with me, and she knows about how my husba

I needed a piss and felt like being naughty, and was about to put some clothes in the washing machine. So before doing so, I spread all the clothes out on the kitchen floor and stood there pissing all over them. Then I put them in the wash, towelled up what little had seeped through onto the floor, and put the towel in the wash too. Job done.

Dear Wet Carpet I'm a 22 year old guy called Mike and have been dating this gorgeous 21 year old blonde called Keri. We had been to the cinema together and out to meals and on good days on walks out in the countryside. And of course evenings together in the pub. Up to this point she had always declined my invitation for her to come back to mine, and although I always walked her home, had never been invited in. But I did notice that quite often on the way home from the pub she would express the need for a pee and we'd go into some back lane together . And she she'd just pop a squat right

Well put it this way, I always take two weeks off in January to get over it, lol

As someone who works in retail, I would like to put Christmas itself in Room 101. Anyone who has ever worked in retail at this time of year will understand, lol

Dear Wet Carpet. To the anonymous lady who wrote the above, I do understand your fears. But when it comes to criminal activities like shoplifting, as with any crime the police need evidence to go to court. Sonce you yourself did not steal anything there is unlikely to be any evidence that will allow them to charge you. Your friends might not be so fortunate, but that will be their problem. And in spite of their stealing, if they are in any way true friends they will support your statement that you were unaware of what they were doing. Since they will not name you publicly without chargin

I very much like the idea of unisex urinals where both men and women can stand there pissing together. But that's probably just because I am a piss freak, lol.

Dear Wet Carpet I'm a 32 year old teacher and have been seeing this well off but divorced older guy. He treats me to slap up meals and the kind of foreign holidays my teacher's salary could never pay for. So I am prepared to be quite accommodating and besides I really like him. But when we are at his place he does have this thing about having me pee on the carpet beside his bed. He just loves watching me pissing right there. And it's his carpet so if he wants me to do that, why not? Anyway, it's kind of fun in a way, not bothering to go to the bathroom but just squatting and peeing on th

Personally I dont carry toilet paper in the car. As a lone male with no kids there are few times when I ever have a female in the car. When I do it is usually just a case of dropping home a work colleague who has finished at the same time as me. And almost always she will use the female staff toilets if she needs to go beforehand, and the journey is rarely more than 20 minutes. If I had a wife or daughter it might be different.

Nice one for peeing in the shower. I love it when girls do things like that for fun instead of using the toilet which is right there. A virtual high five from me.

Caffeine is a mild diuretic.....it tends to increase the need to pee.

I had to hire a bed and breakfast away from home for the night. Now I am a lady that takes no shit. So when they fucked me about and ripped me off they had what was coming to them. Turned out the lady who cooked the breakfasts was away, so all I was going to get was cheese sandwiches and a packet of crisps. No tea or coffee, just a glass of orange juice which meant no caffeine fix. And the room with a view I was promised did indeed have a great view - of a fucking building site!!! And getting woken at 7am by the dulcet tones of a pneumatic drill really did not improve my mood. And their

A lot of ladies - much more so than men it seems though there will no doubt be exceptions - seem to really enjoy the feelings associated with being desperate for a pee. We guys are more likely to just be into the act of peeing itself, though are often more interested in the ladies doing it than doing it ourselves. I didnt realise that you were seriously into desperation too, though I should have. Your avatar gives it away somewhat now that I think about it. Enjoying desperation as well as peeing must be great, because whilst a pee might take a minute at the most, desperation can