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Just before christmas I had a card to deliver to a local address, so I set my sat-nav and of I went. As I got closer to the address I saw I was near to a bungalow that a old girlfriend had bought and which we had to get into the 20th century. First we ripped out the kitchen and then the bathroom, re-wired and re-plumbed. Once the kitchen was out I re-wired while she striped all the wall paper and rubbed down the paint work. We then ripped out the bathroom, to remove the bath I took the door off as it opened onto the side of the bath, removed the sink but left the toilet pan. My girlfriend th

Hahahahahahahah, wow imagine if we had a law stating to pee in an officers hat while pregnant. And when the day comes and i get pregnant. I would look at the officer and say to him/her, i don't think 1 hat will be enough. LMAO !!!!

I had been in Steve’s neck of the woods on work related business and decided to pay him a visit before I went home again. It had been a few months since I pissed on his bed and we had such a lovely time so it would be rude not to. So, on Friday night I sent him a text asking if he was free over the weekend and if he wanted to meet up. He said he would love to, and that we should meet at a local café. I got up fairly early on Saturday morning and had a shower, ate breakfast, the usual stuff and then got myself ready to meet Steve. I decided to wear a nice dark blue dress that was fairly

Well this story isn't exactly appropriate but ou stuck out in my mind so I thought I'd tell it. I was in church one time and a woman had got up to use the bathroom during the singing then came back during the preaching. Now he entire sermon she started acting weird. She had a really bad cold and was rubbing her nose a lot. She was talking to her friend making noise. It was kind of annoying honestly because she was being distracting. So at the end of huge service I noticed she started bouncing her leg more and more, holding her stomach. It was obvious she had to pee. And she clearly was my try

I'm about to get some sleep but I just had to answer this. I've known that my sounds may be heard outside the bathroom since i was about 14, way before I visited any pee forums. The school I went to had the bathrooms back to back and the dividing wall didn't quite meet. There wasn't enough room for anyone to see the girls, but it didn't block much sound either. But being heard didn't really do much for me. If people heard me, I didn't care, it was just one of those things. Being seen however was a different matter, but as long as I was behind the privacy of a stall, I didn't mind what peo

My name is Samantha - Sam for short - and I'm 18. My parents were hosting some kind of party for all their friends and there must have been nearly 40 people in the house, all drinking and at various stages on the route to getting shitfaced. I wanted none of it - most of these people were twice my age at least, and into talking boring shit about their jobs or their pension plans or fucking politics! And trying to cop off with one another as well. I'd decided to shut myself in my bedroom, along with four friends whom I'd persuaded to come and keep me company. They are all aged 18 or 19 as well,

You are very lucky to be able to hear ladies pee like that. Hear pee sounds coming out of ladies when they need to go. Lady in the suit sounds like she was desperation. I love hearing ladies pee and trying to get suit up and take a long pee. I used to clean ladies rooms and I would hear them pee when I walked out of the ladies room.

I was watching the lovely Susanna Reid and she has replaced Mariah Carey on my top 3 pee list.I cant help thinking of her using a squat toilet,pissing a strong warm stream,gently wiping her warm slit......imagining how hairy she might be.

I don't know if anyone else gets this but I've always felt incredibly turned on when I am in a public ladies loo. Listening to women pissing in cublicles is just so exciting. My imagination runs wild listening to the variety of sounds. From gushing to hissing. Long wees or short tinkles. If there is a queue I love waiting because I get to listen more but if there isn't I often sit a while listening in and I usually have to bring myself off. So hot!

Hi My name is Sarah. I'm 45. And - often in the company of my best friend and partner in crime, Barbara, who is also 45 - I like to vandalise, ruin, and destroy things, by pissing on shit!. As does Barbara. It's our thing! And we have never been caught! We are good at what we do and getting away with it. Occasionally, we go on fetish sites to share our confessions. Many love it. Others disapprove strongly. Some of you reading this might be thinking, "Come on girls, sexy ladies peeing all over the place is great but deliberately ruining other people's shit for fun isn't cool!" But hey! It

I thought I'd try the funnel in the mouth again, the last girl had a slow stream and the funnel might have been too large and I didn't get the anticipated results. She did fart during which added excitement. I believe I posted that story a while back. Anyway, tried the funnel again with someone else. I laid on the floor in my carpeted living room, placed a large funnel in my mouth, and told her to let me have it. She said she didn't know how it was going to come out. She started the flow, her piss stream going in different directions initially. I am moving from side to side with the funn

I have decided to take 1.5 hours of lunch break instead of 1 hour to go shopping for a elegant dress in this nice store, for our honeymoon. So i decided to go to the changing room and when I shut the door, i see this paper on the back of it, and i thought about you guys *wink*

I have an ex girlfriend/friend, I've posted other stories about her. She talks a good game but most of the time doesn't deliver. She shows up this time, we sit and talk for a while, then she says, "Bathroom". I mention to her that my whole house is her toilet. I grab two paper towels (the half kind so two sheets make one) and walk her upstairs to the guest bedroom. She says to me, "You tell me where you want me to pee". I took her back downstairs to the living room which doesn't get much traffic. I point to the corner of the carpeted living room, in between the two couches. She unf

And what is "a fair price" ?

In the UK "urinating in a public place" is a crime which generally merits a fine, though quite often these days the police will simply make the pisser clean it up and then send them on their way with a verbal warning. Have never personally seen police officers peeing in public places, but if they did I expect there would be the same double standards that Sephora mentioned. They can ignore the law with impunity because they can. No one is going to enforce it against them. Just like if a colleague gets pulled over for speeding they will never give him a speeding ticket. Men get caught for

A not so clear upskirt of the lovely Jenny,so use your imagination..

Same hair style and hair colour, same body size and shape. You thinking what I'm thinking? Maybe that IS Susanna Reid pissing, hahaha

Pretty sure I posted my top three in the early days probably at least three years ago. So without trawling back which I can't be arsed to do, I can't be totally certain who my top three were back then. But my best guess is probably Shakira, maybe Karen Gillan, and possibly Evangeline Lilly. Well, none of these were quite as prominent in public life as they used to be even back then, and have rarely appeared above the radar since. But someone who IS very prominent at the moment is Jennifer Lawrence...... ......who is storming up the "Celebs I most want to piss on

I like to think that all these glamorous celebrities in their finery still are women and have to piss like everyone else.Its my particular thing...Whos to say the saucy Susanna Reid,in her own right a very good interviewer,and journalist of course,hasnt behaved like this at some point,simply on a night out,caught short etc?

Nice. And let's put it this way..... If she wanted to piss on my face I wouldn't say no. And glad to see this thread still going more than three years since it began

Well, I am not insured against deliberate acts of piss vandalism - especially if I have actively encouraged it, lol. I guess I'll just have to dip into my reserves and buy a new carpet after you've made good use of it. A price very much worth paying, I am sure.

I fit in this category, are you insured against floods? Lol

My sister and I used to play "House" in either of our bedrooms. We would make dens and the like and would designate different areas as the bedroom, lounge, kitchen and bathroom. We both used to actually pee in the "bathroom" that we had created, which actually meant that we peed on the carpet! We usually made the bathroom an area that would be hidden - so maybe we would pull the bed out from the wall and the bathroom would be behind the bed, so when we pushed the bed back it would hide the evidence.

Steve, you make a true investigator lolol Yes it is in Quebec Canada, we have this law that french must be first and bold and english under. Anyways, i will not get into our laws about languages this morning. And i do believe it was a québecoise, sexy? I am not sure. That being said, it must have been a lady since it's a ladies store. At start, it was hard for me to catch on to things related to pee and post on this site. Now, when i see something that it related to pee, i think about this forum.

She got married and thus gave up selling vids. I have heard she is very happy.

I was driving along on an 'A' road when I saw on the opposite side of the road a caravan towed by a car had parked at the side of the road, with a man standing at the front peeing over the crash barrier into the hedge, then I noticed a female squatting between the front wheel and the crash barrier. I would of thought that she would of used the toilet in the caravan. Later at a motorway services, I had parked in the first row from the building with the toilets etc., and as I pulled away I saw a car in the third row with the passenger side doors open and a female just doing up her belt and

I like to think it is because they just found it more fun to piss on the ground in front of each other.

I was looking through the drawers in the dinning-room, when I came across a faded Polaroid photo (I used to have Polaroid Land-camera which used a wet film) of me, my girlfriend and her sister, (about a year younger) in our swimwear on a beach in Cornwall. We had gone down to Cornwall for the day to this beach. The sister had brought this thing which was like two large towels sown up both sides with a hole at the top to put your head through to change in, we all used it standing on a big flat rock to keep the sand out of our cloths. This was about midday. At about six we started to get

Hi everyone, me again! I just wanted to drop by with another story, one that's pretty unique even for me, so I figured it would be fun to share it. I've just started studying again so I'm often up a bit later than normal reading over materials for the next day, some from the previous days, etc. It's been quite hot and humid the past couple of nights so the closer I can be to the windows the better! The windows in my bedroom are mounted onto a slight, jutting out ledge that has just enough space for me to jump up on. The windows open quite wide so I normally sit with my back against

Overhearing conversations about pee is great. I was on a bus a few years ago where this young lady a couple of seats behind me was talking to this guy she obviously knew about a recent night when she got drunk. My ears pricked up when I heard her say, "I pissed on the bus!" Never caught the guy's response cos he was keeping his voice down much more, but I heard her say "I pissed right there!" And then chuckle. I couldn't see exactly where "there" was without giving the game away by turning around, but obviously somewhere on the bus. Probably the floor I guess. After that, the guy shushed

Now Sophie, that was totally amazing. Loved it. You write so well that.....actually pretty similar to what you said about my writing....I could imagine you actually being here and doing that. And the focus upon wiping afterwards. Important for you ladies and something I ought to incorporate into any more stories I write about you. And I'd so love to see you doing that, especially after reading that. Thanks.

Some great and detailed soundings there! I also try to get to be near female toilets if the opportunity arises. I have heard some good ones - I particularly like the the ones with hisses as well. I remember once being at a car park that had toilets. The female toilets had windows at a high level that had plain glass in them and the windows were open. Therefore, all sound transmitted outside very easily. I stood for a while leaning on the wall below one of the windows and enjoyed listening to the ladies using the toilets whilst looking at something on my phone and trying to look

Must tell about the great outdoor party this weekend in a country house and garden on the edge of our village. On the edge of the garden there was a marquee to shelter from rain, but it was dry, and in the marquee were a few tables for plates, salads etc for the BBQ food which was being cooked the other side of the lawn. There was also a barrel of one of my favourite real ales right at the far end. It was a great party with a folk singer, two camp fires (fire pits) loads of lovely people some I know and (some I wanted to know) and a great atmosphere. There were not many drinking the beer so th

I went on a golf tournament and I was well behaved lol I did pee a few time next to the golf cart as my friend decided to pee in the hole on the green with our golf balls in it and then she drives away with the cart. Not much to say about it except I won a basket of lotion and cream products :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

During summer, Alex and I often go to a marvellous club utterly build as separated dancefloor stations scattered among an endless grass field, with lights everywhere! Now that seasons are turning, it struck off for the next year (it is open only during summer) but it brought along wonderful memories... Sincerely speaking, I am not sure we will go back next year, for a couple of reasons. First of all, its price increases each time, and for an anarchist like me, it's umbearable. It was a cash machine already when it used to cost less than a half comparing to this summer, it was not c

A few have requested me peeing in a measuring cup. Well there is no measuring cup at work so i found a lemonade jug hanging around. At this point, i don't really care who it belongs too as long as no one serves me anything to drink in the future lmao!! Feel free to participate and post yours too. Why not have fun on a thursday afternoon. Edit: I held it in for a good hour and a half!!!!!

I love people like this that take a quick pit stop by their cars. I do it myself regularly and have witnessed others - mostly male though with just a few females. One of my favourites was when I saw a car with French plates pull into a layby and a family of four got out. The man stepped over to the adjacent hedge and started to pee in it, the lady walked a short distance to a gate and climbed over it. I went through the gate of the adjacent field and saw her casually squatting in the grass, pulling up her jeans and climbing back over the gate to rejoin her family. I didn't see where

Good experience @blob74. I remember when an estate near me was being redeveloped and all the old houses were being demolished prior to new ones being built. In a similar line to your account, different houses were at different states. Those being actively demolished were fenced off, but there were several houses that had been vacated but not yet fenced off. I needed to pee when I was walking past there. I went round the back of one of the houses and found that their was an outside - i.e. a toilet in a small room accessed directly from the garden. The water was turned off, but

seems a bit pointless,why destroy perfectly good books?get her to just pee on the floor.I mean its not like the staff or other users will sit still while someone puts all the books on the floor and then begins to urinate on them is it?Police will be called,show over etc?

Our boys do this all the time! It used to make me uncomfortable, thinking eventually they'd get in trouble for doing so, but my concerns ended the day I took my little boy to swimming lessons at our high school pool. It was only preschoolers there, so moms of boys went into the boys room with their sons to help them change. As we entered the pool dressing area of this huge facility I immediately noticed one, then a second little boy peeing onto the floor where he was changing. Their mothers didn't seem to care and no one else seemed to care. As I began to get the boys ready, their instructor a

After a family outing with my ex wife who I am good friends with who has a bladder larger than I thought she had, we get back to the house and she mentions that she had to pee. I make a comment to the affect of you're not gonna waste that liquid gold are you? She responds, "tell me where". I lead her up to a back bedroom which I have a number 237 on th door like the 1980 movie The Shining. I have random stuff in the room, it's a storage room for the time being. She doing a slight pee dance, unfastens her shorts, drops them down and relieves herself in the middle of the floor on the

Susanna Reid,i think she trims rather than shaves,this may be how her pussy looks today.

My ex wife was over the house, my son was eating in his high chair. She mentions she has to pee. I said go use the steps. She responds she doesn't think it's going to be a lot. My motto is, pee a soaking piss on the floor or don't pee on the floor at all. So she goes about 1/4 of the way up the stairs going to the second floor, just enough to be able to peek around the wall to see downstairs. She pulls her shorts and panties down to her ankles, sits on the edge of one of the steps and says to me it may be a lot. She relaxes that muscle and the pee starts to flow and she says it's a lot a

I've never really played golf but I'll caddy for Sephora any time

The thought of women handling their business in a fitting room or any other non bathroom is a turn on. I wonder how many women use fitting rooms for relief and just doesn't admit to it.

I was playing one time the group behind us kept driving into us so piss Ed on there golf ball

While going though my e-mail account today I went to a folder I must have created when Miss Piss and I were planning our meeting back in 2014 (Wow it doesn't seem like it was that long ago.) Just our e-mails back and forth between us as we planned everything out and a few Post meeting e-mails as well. Really brings back some great memories Wetman

Awww man that's great! Another fantasy of mine to have a angry women piss in my house, car, or in my food. That doesn't work when they are aware that it turns you on.

Mate she was worried you were going to attack her so she just got the bleep outta there pure and simple.

Wtf lol, a random tire pisser, I'd pay to see that! That'd save me the time of pissing on my own tires...jk =D