Things that annoy you about pee porn

[Alfresco 11,630]

On 6/29/2021 at 4:25 PM, Sophie said:

On a similar vein to this, I really enjoy watching women casually / nonchalantly peeing in the shower, just letting go while washing themselves. What do I always find when I search? Golden showers! 

I'm assuming you've already found these, but there are quite a few to be found if you search for "beach cabin pee" or "beach shower pee" 

[IEnjoyPiss 189]

Weird, a lot of the stuff people dislike i don't mind or either enjoy

But my biggest pet peeve (pun intended) is when an animal comes into the video, EXTREMELY turns me off from viewing the video when something like a dog or cat comes into view.

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Just goes to reinforce the old saying "One man's meat is another man's poison".

What a boring world it would be if we all like (and got turned on) by the same things.  Like so many other examples, lots of areas where we differ greatly yet share the same basic kink.  Nothing wrong with that at all.

[Boystoiletlover 43]

Seeing people washing their hands etc instead of someone else having a tinkle. Good to see they do it but it wastes time in the video when we could be watching someone else going to the toilet 

[blankfuse 55]

Professionally produced content and all that entails (bad acting, barely any urine, stupid outfits, cameraman chatter). Any talking at all once the peeing begins. Slow-mo videos. Videos that are too short. Videos that are 90% something else and 10% peeing. Urine drinking. Obvious, genuine pee vandalism even if it's easy to clean up.  Music. Complete silence. Humiliation, whether the one peeing is humiliated or someone's being peed on to humiliate them. Degrading language, whether in the video title or dialogue. 

I could go on and on. In a nutshell, nothing too fake or extreme. Peeing is fun and erotic for me because of what a full bladder does to my nerve endings so that's what I'm looking to see from others. That plus a mild taboo element thrown in are all I need.

[Zogan 233]

This particular post is about custom pee video. I the past I have ordered several videos from different girls, and mostly videos have been good

But take a look from 2.40 min at this video here https://we.tl/t-742tRFyImz 

Dishonesty, and faking is what I dislike most.

I actually ordered the video from her and paid for public panty pee.  And in addition she was lying to me that she really peed when I confronted her for fake video.

Never got any money back. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

7 hours ago, Zogan said:

This particular post is about custom pee video. I the past I have ordered several videos from different girls, and mostly videos have been good

But take a look from 2.40 min at this video here https://we.tl/t-742tRFyImz 

Dishonesty, and faking is what I dislike most.

I actually ordered the video from her and paid for public panty pee.  And in addition she was lying to me that she really peed when I confronted her for fake video.

Never got any money back. 

Putting the plastic bottle behind her back at 2:41 was a pretty clear give away wasn't it, and the lack of showing you the wet shorts.  Also at the start after showing her apparent bladder bulge, that pee-dance started pretty suddenly.   I guess it's the difference between buying from a girl who honestly is into the idea and buying from a girl who doesn't, but is still prepared to take your money for what she thinks you want.

[oliver2 4,418]

4 hours ago, PixieRyder said:

I get bored very quickly with "desperate" women wearing exotic underwear and huge platform sandals taking a "desperate" pee outdoors.  Lacks the gritty realism I want to see in a desperate female per. Can't think of her name - Nerdy something? on Pornhub has the styling part down perfectly.

Nerdy faery! https://www.pornhub.com/model/nerdy_faery

[Sophie 24,410]

I love toilet peeing, the more natural and real the better but after watching a few videos recently I remembered something I really hate. 

Sometimes the model is a little pee shy so they will put on the tap for them. That's perfectly fine. But for the love of all that is golden PLEASE turn it off once she starts peeing! I want to hear the gentle tinkle from your beautiful model, not the 100 psi tap next to her. 

[Alfresco 11,630]

On 7/20/2021 at 10:20 AM, Zogan said:

This particular post is about custom pee video. I the past I have ordered several videos from different girls, and mostly videos have been good

But take a look from 2.40 min at this video here https://we.tl/t-742tRFyImz 

Dishonesty, and faking is what I dislike most.

I actually ordered the video from her and paid for public panty pee.  And in addition she was lying to me that she really peed when I confronted her for fake video.

Never got any money back. 

Yes, that was so obviously faked that I can't believe she had the audacity to try and say that she really peed.  Definite con and I'm sure she never got any business from you again!  If she only did what she was paid to do then you might consider buying more and recommending her rather than walking away and calling her out.   Sorry you got conned and no refund.

[Eliminature 5,209]

I'm fairly broad minded about what I like in pee porn. There are very few things that I don't like.

The only thing that I really can't stand is when it is lumped together with scat. Sorry, but I really don't find that arousing. I find it a bit nauseating. No disrespect to anyone who likes it. If you enjoy it, I'm pleased for you that you can embrace that. It isn't for me, though.

[deliquescent 2,696]

On 6/29/2018 at 6:19 AM, Peeper said:

...I also notice post production vo's, and ADR on TV shows as well. It's a curse, really...

I've been in the booth on an ADR session for a popular TV show, and it's funny and fascinating to watch a pro do that.

[deliquescent 2,696]

While I enjoy seeing the face of an attractive woman while peeing, if the camera does zoom for a close up of her pussy, don't crop out her asshole! Especially if she's stopping and starting or bearing down. Few things are sexier to me than a pulsing asshole next to a pissing pussy.

[Sophie 24,410]

Face masks. I understand wanting to hide your identity but there has to be better ways than one of these. As soon as I see one of these masks I close the video. It's a huge and instant turn off for me, I'd rather they just didn't pan above the shoulders instead. 

[jmatthews1995 3,648]

I'm sure it has probably already been said, but my huge pet peave is when the lady is wriggling like crazy, grabbing herself, holding on like she's seconds away from wetting, and then when she finally can go, it takes ages to start and then you get a tiny little 10 second pee or wetting. I LOVE full blown FLOODS!! 😛 

[Guest UnabashedUser]

1 hour ago, deliquescent said:

While I enjoy seeing the face of an attractive woman while peeing, if the camera does zoom for a close up of her pussy, don't crop out her asshole! Especially if she's stopping and starting or bearing down. Few things are sexier to me than a pulsing asshole next to a pissing pussy.

Agree 100 percent. Love to see the wink and pulse as she regulates the stream and bears down to force out the last few drops  of piss at the very end. If she wets her finger with leftover pee and massages her asshole with it at the end is even hotter.

[durianfury 2,023]

Thing that annoys me the most is how so much of it is German. Now, that statement might sound insensitive, but hear me out 😄

 I LOVE dirty talking in piss videos, and in these insanely sexy German piss videos from LaraCumKitten, for example, she never stops talking 😍 only problem is, it’s in German and I can’t understand it 😭 This is true with all the hot MDH stars who make piss videos, they do all this hot dirty talk and banter while they’re pissing their jeans or peeing on the floor and I don’t know what they’re saying 😔

[IEnjoyPiss 189]

Just now, durianfury said:

Thing that annoys me the most is how so much of it is German. Now, that statement might sound insensitive, but hear me out 😄

 I LOVE dirty talking in piss videos, and in these insanely sexy German piss videos from LaraCumKitten, for example, she never stops talking 😍 only problem is, it’s in German and I can’t understand it 😭 This is true with all the hot MDH stars who make piss videos, they do all this hot dirty talk and banter while they’re pissing their jeans or peeing on the floor and I don’t know what they’re saying 😔

Its either German or Brazilian but I can agree would be nice to hear what they are saying sometimes.

[Kupar 13,339]

2 minutes ago, IEnjoyPiss said:

Its either German or Brazilian but I can agree would be nice to hear what they are saying sometimes.

 

4 minutes ago, durianfury said:

Thing that annoys me the most is how so much of it is German. Now, that statement might sound insensitive, but hear me out 😄

 I LOVE dirty talking in piss videos, and in these insanely sexy German piss videos from LaraCumKitten, for example, she never stops talking 😍 only problem is, it’s in German and I can’t understand it 😭 This is true with all the hot MDH stars who make piss videos, they do all this hot dirty talk and banter while they’re pissing their jeans or peeing on the floor and I don’t know what they’re saying 😔

A good incentive to learn German 🙂

[IEnjoyPiss 189]

1 minute ago, Kupar said:

 

A good incentive to learn German 🙂

I took French GSCE and found that hard (failed it), so I doubt I could learn German with my luck on learning languages.

[Kupar 13,339]

Just now, IEnjoyPiss said:

I took French GSCE and found that hard (failed it), so I doubt I could learn German with my luck on learning languages.

Ah well. Some of us aren't cut out to be linguists. I'm the same (though living with someone fluent in German, I have absorbed a little through osmosis lol).

[oliver2 4,418]

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

Face masks

Worse than condoms? (Starts controversy, drops mic)

[Sophie 24,410]

40 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

Worse than condoms? (Starts controversy, drops mic)

Condoms have never really bothered me. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

I never watch porn with guys penetrating, so don't see any porn with condoms).   [I've no desire to have my inadequacies highlighted by a guy hung like a horse].

[Peevert 934]

Where do I start?! 😛

1.  Not seeing the girl’s face. 
 

2.  Not seeing the girl’s puddle. 
 

3.  Desperation. I’m not here for that, I’m here for the pee. 
 

4.  Not swallowing. Girls spit. Women swallow.  Your lover, porn coworker, whoever they are, is giving you something intimate.  Swallow it and make it part of you. 
 

5.  Golden showers portrayed as punishment or degradation. Pee is wonderful, it should be shared as such. 
 

6.  Fake Squirting. First of all, squirt IS pee. That’s not bad, it’s good. But don’t piss and pretend it’s squirting. Very amateur hour. 
 

7.  Almost forgot:  Toilet Paper!  You’ve just pissed in someone’s mouth, pissed on the beach, etc... and now you’re going to be a “lady” and use toilet paper? So hypocritical...
 

And when it’s outdoors, environmentally unfriendly.  You’ve just peed outdoors, it will dissolve naturally at some point, and you then pollute the beach (or wherever) with toilet paper. Pointless. 
 

8.  Visible protection. At least make what we do LOOK natural. For example: put the mattress pad under the sheets, not on top of the sheets. And don’t EVER put a towel on the floor. Use the towel later to clean it up.

 

9.  Oversized diapers.  They look ridiculous.  I like a cute, tight fitting pull-up, preferably Goodnites.  ❤️  My favorite diaper for a girl to wet.  
 

I wanna lick the frosting off of her cupcake.  ❤️

10.  TOILET PEEING.  WTF is the point?  Is there any more boring way to pee? 

Edited July 26, 2021 by Peevert
Forgot some!