Hearing really loud pees

[GMNT3768 3]

Has anyone ever overheard a girl pissing with an extra loud hiss or splattering noise?

[WetOutside 21]

Old FWB would. Boy I wish she was into pee. Because from the sounds of things, she definitely could go!

[Mattew 175]

My girlfriend ! She is the only woman I've met who hisses quite loud even when her stream is slow and thin. 

Other than that, on my morning run, at times I would hear loud hissing noises from behind bushes alongwith ruffling of clothes. 

[Emilaze 607]

The girl in question is me. When I am very very desperate and literally explode with pee, I tend to gush heavily for ages and hiss really loud. More than normal. While I have no issues in peeing in public, the loud hissing still makes me shy hah

[gg111 57]

2 hours ago, Emilaze said:

The girl in question is me. When I am very very desperate and literally explode with pee, I tend to gush heavily for ages and hiss really loud. More than normal. While I have no issues in peeing in public, the loud hissing still makes me shy hah

Sounds like music to my ears!

[Emilaze 607]

19 minutes ago, gg111 said:

Sounds like music to my ears!

I suppose so haha

[gg111 57]

2 minutes ago, Emilaze said:

I suppose so haha

Ok so not literally haha, but you know what I mean 😋

[Emilaze 607]

3 minutes ago, gg111 said:

Ok so not literally haha, but you know what I mean 😋

I do lol

[Alfresco 11,002]

15 hours ago, Mattew said:

Other than that, on my morning run, at times I would hear loud hissing noises from behind bushes alongwith ruffling of clothes. 

Almost makes me want to take up running.

[Gspotbandit69 8]

I have to agree with Alfresco.. running may be my new interest 💦😜

Edited January 15 by Gspotbandit69

[MRJH22 135]

17 hours ago, Emilaze said:

The girl in question is me. When I am very very desperate and literally explode with pee, I tend to gush heavily for ages and hiss really loud. More than normal. While I have no issues in peeing in public, the loud hissing still makes me shy hah

 
I would love to hear your pee from that description it ticks all the boxes.

[brk 79]

Used to have a co worker mid 40s kind of ugly face but great body and a dump truck of an ass on her, when she would go to the restroom you could hear the hissing from her piss from the mens room divided by a wall and by just walking by outside the restroom doors. Loudest I've ever heard.

[overcaffeinated 143]

My ex wife had the loudest stream I've ever heard.  It would hiss and she always pissed hard, and usually for quite a long time.  She was used to holding it and wouldn't go until she had to

[James_erased 1,295]

Funnily enough, this very topic came into play today at the office! There were plumbing repair works taking place in the ladies toilets, and the solution given was simply for women to also use the gents facilities. I’d be fibbing if I said I didn’t get a rush of excitement upon reading the sign explaining this! 
 

Sadly there are no urinals in the gents (just cubicles), so there was no potential for me to be somewhat openly pissing in one whilst a woman walked in, however whilst in one of the cubicles I heard a couple of instances of heels walking over the tiled floor, proceeded by lovely vigorous gushes of piss into the toilet! 😍

I can only hope the plumbers are somewhat tardy in their work and the issue still isn’t fixed tomorrow.. 

[Spot24 27]

A couple spring to mind, both a long time ago.

1. A group of us were staying for the weekend in a house out in the country, super quiet. The room my wife and I were in had a door to one of the main bathrooms, making it kind of en suite, with a second door to the main living areas. I work early, it had been so dark out in the country I woke to the first rays of sun. I lay under the covers protected from the cold morning air. I heard foot steps in the house and recognised them as my sister-in-law, they got closer and she entered the attached bathroom and quickly closed the door before plopping down on the toilet - the seat did not sit flat on the bowl so you could hear her site. Immediately there was a an almighty hiss, she started peeing with such force that the porcelain bowl starting ringing like a bell. Finally the splashing of water join the orchestra of sounds. It went on for what seemed like 5 minutes or more (probably less than 1) and had to be the best sounds I have every heard. I must admit after she had returned to bed, I got up and quickly took care of my own burning desire. She later explained (to the group) how she had never had to pee so bad in her life, she had woken needing to go but was on a top bunk and did not want to wake her bunk mate so waited as long as she could before getting up and going!

 

2. When I was at university, there was an older building (1960's?) that had small toilets at one end with a bench outside the open window (no air conditioning or mechanical ventilation). It was near the edge of campus with a large part just outside the gates and various shops, eateries and bars beyond. I'd often site on this bench reading and enjoying the sun (no other reason :)). One day 2 girls came across the park, they were maybe second year, so 19 or 20, one was an average build and looks but quite attractive in a "girl next door" kind of way, the second was quite petite. As they approached the average looking one was in the lead and the petite one asked if they were going to go here, pointing to the toilets they were approaching. The average one responded "I hope they are open. I'm not going to be able to hold it long enough to go any further". I watched as she pushed the door (it opened and my heart sank, but) I noticed her start to undo her jeans as she walk in the door, her friend followed. By what I heard she must have dropped her pants as she entered the stall and started peeing from a great height as she closed and locked the stall door. The sound was amazing, it seemed to last for ever, but I think her petite friend must have joined in with an equally strong stream. It sounded like a pair of fire hoses. 

I could here the following conversation:

"Gee, you really had to go" commented the petite one

"I told you. You're doing pretty well yourself" This is how I knew they were both peeing,  but the sound was the same.

I heard toilet paper being pulled off the roll and the average one, presumably having wiped herself said "Oh, I just got my period"

"Yeah, I got mine this morning" added her friend, "do you need something?"

"I've got it" was the reply as she rustled her bag.

I had heard enough so left to again take care of my own issue!

[wettingman 430]

On 1/15/2024 at 12:51 AM, Emilaze said:

The girl in question is me. When I am very very desperate and literally explode with pee, I tend to gush heavily for ages and hiss really loud. More than normal. While I have no issues in peeing in public, the loud hissing still makes me shy hah

 If I heard you peeing loudly with a awesome hiss I would  listen and enjoy it . But I wouldn't embarrase you by letting on.

Don't be shy though most people who don't share the fetish wouldn't even notice. They are like peeing  we all do it I doubt they would be close enough to hear much. 

 

 

[Puddlecheckfr 79]

I have had two exceptionally loud partners and both were just absolutely amazing to listen to. One of them was the standard loudness of intense hissing, but the other one, god, she had this magical, waterfall sounding spray that was intoxicating and so arousing to me. Like, you'd think the sink or the shower was running; such a unique, booming noise that never failed to make me throb. I actually just shared a story about this partner last night in the real encounter section, so the allure of her spray is still very fresh on my mind.

[MassGuy 69]

Reading all of this and reflecting on all my experience hearing and/or being with women who consistently piss with the pressure of a thousand firehoses begs the question -- does it ever hurt to pee so hard like that time and time again?? Like, hard on the urinary tract and/or urethra, or has anyone pissed so hard they have done damage to it??  Or, does it ever come out so hard it hits/tickles the clit and feel good?  Must be pussies made of iron or steel or something to withstand that pressure!! 🥵🤪

Edited January 19 by MassGuy

[SnakeFace 233]

I remember hearing one girl peeing really loudly in a public bathroom. Funny enough I heard it from in the male bathrooms. Sounded like a huge stream gushing out of her, lasted for a long while. Now that I'm thinking back, I'm wondering if she was peeing on the floor since it was so audible.

[MRJH22 135]

It’s a stormy day here so I am having a lazy morning in bed. I was chatting with my girlfriend and browsing this website when she announced her need to pee and got up.

Naturally I was excited as she got dressed. She walked to the bathroom off the bedroom leaving the door open. I listened to her pulling her trousers down as my hand made its way down under the covers. She began to release a strong stream that first hit the toilet bole before also hitting the water after a few seconds.

I could clearly hear every sound with the door open. I asked her if it was cold in there and she told me it was while still peeing. Her stream trickled to a stop after around 35 seconds and she let out a contented sigh which is always hot to hear. A nice listening experience from my bed for sure.

[crazypdawg81 21]

When I worked my First Job at a Self Service Gas Station A Female Bus Driver probably in her Mid Forties and curly hair with a ball cap who said "before I sign my credit card slip can I use the bathroom? I'm about to wet my pants". We weren't supposed to let Customers use our Employees only restroom but I had a habit of saying yes to women if they yes. So I told her sure. It was a small booth so you could hear everything unless the A.C was on. She went in and closed the door  I heard the lid lift and pants rustle,next was about a combination of 40 seconds of hissing power gush followed by ahhhhh. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,070]

I hear loud pees walking past men's rooms with no door or the door open, but I never hear them from the neighboring women's rooms.  Maybe I am just unlucky.

[Kittykiss 375]

16 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said:

I hear loud pees walking past men's rooms with no door or the door open, but I never hear them from the neighboring women's rooms.  Maybe I am just unlucky.

You really are, because in the women's room I hear all sorts of hissing noises and some quite loud

[pguy2981 930]

I was really tired one time in community college (I had stayed up most of the night before working or something), and I stumbled into the women's restroom without noticing. It slipped my mind that there were no urinals so I never questioned it. Went to the furthest stall to have a piss, then what looked like feminine shoes walked in, sat down and let rip. Then another, and another, and another! I'd be turned on but was otherwise mortified at the fact I had accidentally walked into the women's restroom and now need to find a way out. Found the smallest break in foot traffic and bolted.

I've heard girls piss many many times, including my (now ex) wife, who undoubtedly pisses the loudest and hardest out of anyone I've ever heard. She's even pissed an arch on the couch onto me at one point by accident. Other pisses that I've heard have been posted here before, you can look at my profile and find them. I've been fortunate to be around people in my late teens/early 20s that were more or less into the kink or felt comfortable around me enough to piss openly.

[MassGuy 69]

1 hour ago, pguy2981 said:

 

I've heard girls piss many many times, including my (now ex) wife, who undoubtedly pisses the loudest and hardest out of anyone I've ever heard. She's even pissed an arch on the couch onto me at one point by accident. Other pisses that I've heard have been posted here before, you can look at my profile and find them. I've been fortunate to be around people in my late teens/early 20s that were more or less into the kink or felt comfortable around me enough to piss openly.

I'm sorry to hear that bud, it always seems that the ones that piss the loudest and hardest, don't seem to stick around!! They also have the best sex, too.