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[marking my territory 357]

On 6/30/2023 at 3:31 PM, Tony89 said:

Wish I could pee anywhere dogs do and get the same reaction from people

[Bacardi 9,484]

Found in my Google maps group. Way to invite people to pee in your pool lol. 

The comments had me so dead. 

[GenericUsername 1,072]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in my Google maps group. Way to invite people to pee in your pool lol. 

The comments had me so dead. 

Peeing in that pool is now on my bucket list!

[oliver2 3,994]

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in my Google maps group. Way to invite people to pee in your pool lol. 

Sky @Bacardi is watching you urinate?

[DXR 706]

Went to use the restroom in a medical office recently and saw this.  I was soooooo tempted...

[Foobar 705]

Saw it on social media, found it funny. Lucky guy.

[oliver2 3,994]

[steve25805 122,483]

Any politician who says that it is better to be pissed off than pissed on has clearly never campaigned in our little community.
 

And whoever said that it was better to be inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in obviously never had two naked female water sports enthusiasts in his tent.

[Phyche 401]

On 2/19/2023 at 9:50 AM, Vassal said:

On 2/19/2023 at 9:50 AM, Vassal said:

 

J1 or J10 are the only acceptable answers in my opinion 

[Phyche 401]

On 4/20/2023 at 7:19 PM, Bacardi said:

Why do I want to pee in it so badly?

I mean I does say all liquids so......

[Phyche 401]

 

On 7/4/2023 at 10:28 AM, toseepee said:

Which philosophy do you follow?

Diogenes, at home or in public restroom. Kant at a friend's place.

Edited September 12, 2023 by Phyche

[Phyche 401]

On 7/16/2023 at 5:10 AM, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

I'm going for half court

[GenericUsername 1,072]

56 minutes ago, Phyche said:

J1 or J10 are the only acceptable answers in my opinion 

 

11 minutes ago, Phyche said:

Diogenes, at home or in public restroom. Kant at a friend's place.

Good answers!

[Bacardi 9,484]

For the gamers!

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,658]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

For the gamers!

A real gamer pees in a bottle or bucket 😂 

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,658]

On 9/11/2023 at 12:41 AM, oliver2 said:

So is the drinking fountain also a Urinal 

[oliver2 3,994]

4 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

A real gamer pees in a bottle or bucket 😂 

A real gamer uses an aimbot to pee precisely where they intended 

[oliver2 3,994]

4 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

So is the drinking fountain also a Urinal 

Could be, in a pinch! I mean, if all the other urinals are taken and you gotta go, I mean, it’s got a drain, hasn’t it? The other suspicion was that there had been some creative plumbing, and that the drinking fountain would dispense fresh piss

 

[Bacardi 9,484]

https://fb.watch/n5nL9XM00p/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Video about open air women's urinals. I find it funny cause it's a bunch of girls standing in them and laughing lol.

You couldn't pay me to pee in one of those. For one my pee is too unpredictable and two look at how dirty the floor is. 

[GenericUsername 1,072]

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 321]

On 9/13/2023 at 9:57 PM, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

So is the drinking fountain also a Urinal 

Would you like to see that?

[mickymoist 3,375]

On 9/14/2023 at 2:56 AM, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

A real gamer pees in a bottle or bucket 😂 

or just sits on a pile of towels and leaks as required 😁

[likesToLick 10,008]

15 hours ago, Bacardi said:

https://fb.watch/n5nL9XM00p/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Video about open air women's urinals. I find it funny cause it's a bunch of girls standing in them and laughing lol.

You couldn't pay me to pee in one of those. For one my pee is too unpredictable and two look at how dirty the floor is. 

Seems like a better choice than portaloos.  At least you are breathing fresh air,  instead of being cooped up in a stinky box with an equally dirty floor.

Probably easy to use in a skirt,  but a real problem if you are wearing jeans, slacks or a jumpsuit.

The comments thread is interesting,  with many women saying that they have had nightmares that featured this kind of toilet. 

[Bacardi 9,484]

6 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Seems like a better choice than portaloos.  At least you are breathing fresh air,  instead of being cooped up in a stinky box with an equally dirty floor.

Haha I hate portapotties too! If I had to choose between this, a portapotty, and peeing literally anywhere else, I'd go anywhere else. Behind a building, a grassy field, in a parking lot. I would strip naked and pee in the middle of a busy intersection if it was the only alternative lol.

[Pee Sensei 289]

19 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I would strip naked and pee in the middle of a busy intersection if it was the only alternative lol.

Everyone, looks like we got a challenge on our hands!