Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Kupar 13,341]

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 7/16/2023 at 5:10 AM, Remi said:

   

Who is going for 3 points...

Call me Larry Bird. 

[Bacardi 10,134]

[Pee Sensei 291]

last weeks collection from my facebook feed:

[GenericUsername 1,109]

15 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I would piss mark their bathroom. It would leave me with no choice.

[Johnboy777 3,888]

On 7/24/2023 at 8:12 AM, Bacardi said:

Seems like I  posted this first, on  another page, then here, and it was deleted twice....WHY?

[Bacardi 10,134]

22 minutes ago, Johnboy777 said:

Seems like I  posted this first, on  another page, then here, and it was deleted twice....WHY?

Cause my memes are better than yours. 🤣

Maybe it was an accidental deletion?

Edited July 25, 2023 by Bacardi
It sounded too mean I'm sorry 😭

[Sophie 24,412]

35 minutes ago, Johnboy777 said:

Seems like I  posted this first, on  another page, then here, and it was deleted twice....WHY?

The one posted in "post funny stuff here" was hidden because you had posted it here (I have now reinstated it)

The one posted here was hidden by me because Bacardi had already posted it a few messages prior.

[Johnboy777 3,888]

5 hours ago, Sophie said:

The one posted in "post funny stuff here" was hidden because you had posted it here (I have now reinstated it)

The one posted here was hidden by me because Bacardi had already posted it a few messages prior.

Thank you.

[AlexWolf20 63]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88jThh3/

 

I feel like we all know what's in those bottles....

 

(I'm sorry if yall don't like tiktok, but it doesn't allow me to post the video so I have to do the link)

[Johnboy777 3,888]

7 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Cause my memes are better than yours. 🤣

Maybe it was an accidental deletion?

Perhaps some of your memes are better than mine, but this one was posted in Post Funny Stuff Here by me first. Then perhaps you "borrowed" it from there to post here. I  then realized it would be better posted here. And thanks to Sophie it is now as it should be. Have a pees-ful day. 

[Bacardi 10,134]

5 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

Perhaps some of your memes are better than mine, but this one was posted in Post Funny Stuff Here by me first. Then perhaps you "borrowed" it from there to post here. I  then realized it would be better posted here. And thanks to Sophie it is now as it should be. Have a pees-ful day. 

I actually found it on Facebook 😬

[CON2H4 650]

 OC

Edited July 26, 2023 by CON2H4
Wrong image to begin with that had a wrongly placed question mark

[Johnboy777 3,888]

Cool,  that's where I found it, too.🙂

Edited July 27, 2023 by Johnboy777
add'l

[Sophie 24,412]

[Johnboy777 3,888]

Do these actually exist in the UK?

Could you imagine standing at the top, pee,  and watch your piss rolling down the chute?

 

[mickymoist 3,515]

They don't, but I rather wish they did 😁

[mickymoist 3,515]

8 hours ago, Sophie said:

this is genius 😁

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,746]

11 hours ago, Sophie said:

I would probably be Ronaldo or Ibra

[colette888 6,968]

[mickymoist 3,515]

3 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

I would probably be Ronaldo or Ibra

I quite enjoy starting with  a Ronaldo and finishing with a Giroud 😁

[Bacardi 10,134]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88xDxN9/

Me if I caught someone peeing in my front yard. 

[Bacardi 10,134]

Peefans has officially infiltrated my Facebook pages lol.

Why pay $9 for a water bottle to pee in when peeing on the ground is free?

[Alfresco 11,637]

On 8/1/2023 at 6:16 PM, Bacardi said:

Why pay $9 for a water bottle to pee in when peeing on the ground is free?

And, peeing in the bottle in the car risks getting it all over the seat and floor mat - peeing outside on the ground has none of that associated risk.

Also, if you do want to pee in a bottle, just recycle a used wide mouthed bottle or even a soda cup and save your $9.  Fabric conditioner bottles are well suited.   Although it does look like the one in the picture has a shaped funnel to help with your aim.

[Bacardi 10,134]

I had such a stressful day today, wherein I spent most of it in the hospital. I went to pee and found the toilet up like this. Ya'll 💀 why does it look like a face???? I had a laughing fit in the bathroom just looking at it.

Also say hello to my foot lol. Cant be bothered to crop it out rn.