Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[colette888 6,968]

[CON2H4 650]

12 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

Did you hear about the fly who landed on the toilet seat?

He was pissed off.

My favorite edgy joke in elementary school. 

I mean, that's the literal origin of to piss off. It came from the analogy of how annoyed a fly must be that they were knocked off a toilet seat by someone's piss.

[HitEmAll 1,070]

ai "stable diffusion" image generation struggling to understand our kinky requests, but a nice picture anyway

 

[Bacardi 10,135]

15 hours ago, colette888 said:

Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣

But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣

But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot.

I volunteer ... other volunteers will have to queue up behind me

Even if I didn't have wood before I start, I'm sure I'd be hard as steel by the last drop

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

On 11/23/2022 at 6:56 AM, colette888 said:

Top left and bottom right are both familiar positions for me in the morning. LOL

[colette888 6,968]

7 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said:

Top left and bottom right are both familiar positions for me in the morning. LOL

... Good to know... hehehe

[Johnboy777 3,888]

How to make lemonade...

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[Pee Sensei 291]

cheap urinals?

 

[Pee Sensei 291]

pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet

[Vassal 1,471]

1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said:

pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet

Not as concerned with there being a toilet in the kitchen but I'm more concerned with it being installed poorly. That open floor cut is asking for leaks/"poor aim" to go horribly wrong for the floor and likely tenant underneath.

[GenericUsername 1,110]

On 11/23/2022 at 6:56 AM, colette888 said:

It’s missing the easiest way: Just pee on the floor

[Pee Sensei 291]

last one from me today I promise:

 

[harry_jones_1975 604]

This popped up on my Facebook feed lol. 

[Johnboy777 3,888]

1 minute ago, harry_jones_1975 said:

This popped up on my Facebook feed lol. 

What's really funny is that the seven drarfs are peeing in only five urinals.

[Bacardi 10,135]

https://fb.watch/h97DsRAVL3/

The first one. Jeans don't fit? Just pee in your pants!

 

[oliver2 4,422]

9 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

What's really funny is that the seven drarfs are peeing in only five urinals.

Well, they’re small!

[Bacardi 10,135]

[Takashi96 1,079]

On 11/15/2022 at 4:48 AM, Kupar said:

Can anyone confirm the translation?

I would love to have this painted in elegant brush strokes on my bathroom wall. 

[Alfresco 11,639]

On 11/23/2022 at 11:56 AM, colette888 said:

All good techniques, but it is far easier to pee with morning wood if you don’t try to use a toilet!  Far easier to pee in the shower (even if you are not having a shower) or onto wall tiles over the bath.   If slightly more brave, then just step outside into the garden and pee where you are standing.  Well those are three methods I use anyway.

[Bacardi 10,135]

So much to unpack here. 

One this website has ruined me. Because the first time I saw this i said "haha. Someone peed on a post and it looks like a man peeing gallons!" But upon further inspection it looks more like chipped paint in the form of a man receiving a bj. I am so out of it 🤣

Edited December 7, 2022 by Bacardi

[CON2H4 650]

What cursèd thing have I heard today?

 

[Bacardi 10,135]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVVXqxp/

If you aren't this dedicated to watching me pee then just leave me alone.

[CON2H4 650]

On 12/15/2022 at 9:33 PM, Bacardi said:

If you aren't this dedicated to watching me pee then just leave me alone.

I mean, I do rather enjoy being alive, but ok. 

[Kupar 13,341]

From an article in today's Guardian about how to deal with parties if you're an introvert. Too good not to share. I think there are a few people here this will resonate with 🙂 

Edited December 17, 2022 by Kupar
Added the pic. Doh!