What are your pee fantasies?

[Paulypeeps 5,291]

The speaker's chair in the house of commons - especially if I was the speaker!

[Kupar 13,343]

1 hour ago, jorel2012 said:

Object would be not correct in my case.
I'd love to pee on my wife.
I know she doesn't want it so it will probably never happen and it'll stay in my dreams.

Might she be up for showering together and you both peeing at the same time - you could hold each other close.

[jorel2012 236]

3 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Might she be up for showering together and you both peeing at the same time - you could hold each other close.

Absolutely not.
She is crystal clear on this.
No husband-pee at all, at no time, at no place.
She wets herself for me, I can drink out of her, she pees on me and we have had glorious moments outdoor.
But I am not allowed to pee in her presence.
I can do it on my own and she doesn't care but it has to be alone.

[nenTyp 660]

Might be cheating, since it wpuld not be done in a single pee, but I would love to have an ikea or smth all for me to pee on every piece of furniture. Especially if I had someone with me to test the beds together as well.

[Kupar 13,343]

24 minutes ago, jorel2012 said:

Absolutely not.
She is crystal clear on this.
No husband-pee at all, at no time, at no place.
She wets herself for me, I can drink out of her, she pees on me and we have had glorious moments outdoor.
But I am not allowed to pee in her presence.
I can do it on my own and she doesn't care but it has to be alone.

Ah well - it's disappointing for you I am sure, but you have a great deal of fun and she is very good to you 🙂 

[A_AShes 540]

1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

The speaker's chair in the house of commons - especially if I was the speaker!

Lady Peeker

[LovesToWet 3,805]

I don't have any objects that I would like to pee on, that doesn't really do it for me.

I would like to pee on somebody though, I'd like it to be my wife but this isn't her kink so I shall just stick with peeing on myself 

[Pee_punk 45]

Thinking about it now, with the right precautions and fabric/upholstery focused detail chemicals that rejects liquids, id pee in a Rolls Royce while being chauffered. Either by wetting myself, on the floor, in the champagne glasses, or just lowering my pants and going like sitting on a toilet. Realistically I could never unless wearing a VERY absorbent diaper, or being with a s/o and exchange a glass of "champagne" while being driven.

[pisszzz 217]

My fantasy is to see a trough urinal  and go for a piss in it while men were using it. Id also want to hold their cocks while they peed or them use my mouth as their urinal instead. Just seeing them all piss would be enough to make me soaking.

Edited February 2 by pisszzz

[pisszzz 217]

On 10/29/2023 at 5:28 AM, secretfan said:

I have several but I don't know how realistic they are:

 

1. I'd like to be using a urinal when a cleaning lady is in the bathroom and she cleans the urinals next to me while staring at my dick.

2. I'd like to go camping and have girls squatting around me peeing while I also peed behind a tent and then have her staring at my penis the whole time.

3. I'd love to be watched while I was using a urinal by a group of girls and then come next to me and jerk me off maybe even have another rub my back.

4. Similar to the last one I would like to just use a urinal and also be watched by women while I'm using it maybe in a gender neutral bathroom but just look and glance at me (This has happened to me several times and I'd love it to happen again)

5. I'd also like to use a trough urinal where guys stand on both sides peeing into it just doing that would be fun.

6. I'd also love to be watched at a trough urinal by women and be talked to while I was peeing too.

Id love to be the woman in these i’ve got a huge interest in men peeing 

[DoctorDoctor 1,396]

9 hours ago, pisszzz said:

My fantasy is to see a trough urinal  and go for a piss in it while men were using it. Id also want to hold their cocks while they peed or them use my mouth as their urinal instead. Just seeing them all piss would be enough to make me soaking.

Hot fantasy!  I would have no problem with a woman watching (and helping me by holding my cock) while I was pissing in a trough urinal.

[pisszzz 217]

I have another fantasy of having a urinal at home and making my husband take long pees in it while i watch and touch myself.

[glad1 2,837]

2 hours ago, pisszzz said:

I have another fantasy of having a urinal at home and making my husband take long pees in it while i watch and touch myself.

Maybe you could even use it with him. If you needed instruction, perhaps your husband would be willing to help, even saving you the effort of having to touch yourself.

[swekiss 1,086]

Sooo many things. Carpets and sofas are first to come to mind. In a food store on something edible would be cool. But in general, anywhere I could get away with, the naughtier the better. 

Oh, and on my man would be good too, but he isn't in to pee so 🤷‍♀️

[Klaudia99 336]

6 hours ago, swekiss said:

Bardzo wiele rzeczy. Jako pierwsze na myśl przychodzą dywany i sofy. W sklepie spożywczym coś jadalnego byłoby fajne. Ale ogólnie rzecz biorąc, gdziekolwiek mogłem uciec, im bardziej niegrzeczny, tym lepiej. 

Aha, i mój facet też by się przydał, ale nie chce sikać, więc 🤷‍♀️

For me, peeing on food gives me an extra thrill. I would never have dared to do it in a store, but recently I peed on blueberries

[swekiss 1,086]

3 hours ago, Klaudia99 said:

For me, peeing on food gives me an extra thrill. I would never have dared to do it in a store, but recently I peed on blueberries

I love the idea of it, but I never have. Did you pee on blueberries that someone was going to eat, your own or just wild ones in the forrest?

[Peevert 935]

Jenn Psaki. Or Joy Reid. That smelly, highly concentrated, undiluted first pee in the morning. 😆

[InsertName 573]

The idea of pissing onto the carpet in an empty office or conference room makes me insane. I wish I could find more videos of other people doing it so I can live through them lol

[Johnboy777 3,889]

On 1/23/2024 at 2:30 AM, Klaudia99 said:

If you were given the opportunity to pee or pee on any object anywhere in the world, what would it be?

I'd like to piss on a wall, with a female watching me in appreciation.

Edited February 5 by Johnboy777

[peener 9]

On 1/23/2024 at 3:58 AM, jorel2012 said:

Object would be not correct in my case.
I'd love to pee on my wife.
I know she doesn't want it so it will probably never happen and it'll stay in my dreams.

Same here. She doesn't want to do anything involving pee. I tried by asker her a couple of times!

[wettingman 571]

For me it is more where I would like to pee from rather than pee on.

I have long been fascinated with peeing off a high place, creating a long arch of my urine. I have only managed a few times, the best was off  about 20 feet off a railroad trestle into a stream below. 

I would love to pee off a cliff or a bridge onto the road, or river below. However CCTV surveillance cameras  make the bridge way to risky of getting caught. I don't wish to be arrested. The cliff I wanted to try always had someone walking past every few minutes, again I don't want to be caught. The thought of my stream of my pee dropping perhaps 100 feet is thrilling though.

[WetMart 1,130]

On 1/23/2024 at 9:53 AM, Paulypeeps said:

The speaker's chair in the house of commons - especially if I was the speaker!

That would be so good to pee on 

[kitty and mimi 125]

most of my pee fantasies seem to be kind of social taboo and hard to be satisfied in real life. I often fantasized a gender segregation public bathroom environment, which equivocal relationships took place between heterosexual people of same gender during communal urination, which might over  sexualized public bathroom experience. Something that I fantasized might have vague incest or homosexual  suggestiveness, other would involves power imbalance in relationships or invasion of space of opposite sex.

one thing that I like to fantasies is peeing contest or beauty pageant between people of same sex on male urinals or female communal toilets in public bathroom. not only people would compete to see who pee the furthest, they also compete to see who have most attractive body. men would compete to see who have largest penis while peeing on urinals in men's room while women who peeing on communal squat toilet on the other side of bathroom compete to see who have the most attractive legs.

thing that I like the most is fantasies involve a more power woman, who is older and less attractive, show her more feminine site,to compete(to attract a man) against a young girl, who look weaker, and more attractive. They may include a mother compete against her daughter, to attract the girl's step father, or female teachers against female students,to attract male students, or female prison guard compete against female inmates, to attract male prison guards. the palace that the peeing beauty contest took place that I fantasize is a Chinese women bathroom with two rows of communal squat toilets that facing each other.I either fantasize two women squat side by side or face to face. other people that I fantasize include mother in law compete against daughter in law, step mother compete against step daughter in public bathroom, or female teachers compete against female students in girl's bathroom in school. but in a situation that a group of women who don't know each other, squat to pee side by side or face to face on communal toilets in Chinese ladies room, the hottest person who I could ever even imagine would be a Chinese policewoman who wear uniform (age is around 25-35 years old, not too old nor too young) squat and pee alongside other Chinese women. This is because Chinese policewomen in uniforms are generally seen as  more dominant, less feminine, less attractive or even intimidating. their beauty were hidden behind their uniform even at their most attractive age, no men would dare to see how they pee while their lower body part exposed. this make their body more mysterious. showing their bodies inside communal ladies room would be a very unpreditable event. But when a Chinese police woman go to Chinese communal toilets, squat to pee while showing her body just like other normal women squat to pee along side with her. she will be getting closer and shorten her distance from other women. her feminine side will be more visible to other women in ladies room while hidden from the men on the other side of the bathroom in a gender segregation public bathroom environment. I wish to see a Chinese woman compete against younger women who wear clothes that look more feminine, younger or weaker, such as evening gowns, Chinese dress or high school students who wear school uniforms.

other than the peeing beauty contest in public bathroom, another fantasy of mine is a alternative universe there exist a form of public bathroom only allow single people use for group blind dating. single people were allow to go to the opposite sex side of bathroom to go touring. they were allow to compare to see who have the most attractive peeing posture or attractive body part that they show during urination.single women were allow to watch men pee on urinals in the hallway through special form of glass that people from the outside can see inside the bathroom while people from inside cannot see outside and will not know who was watching them. women can see the peeing posture of men, can compare men's penis sizes,observe their pee stream, can compare the height of men. women choose partners who they feel have most attractive peeing postures or most attractive body features that they show while urinating. on the other side of bathroom, there were squat toilets with partition with no door. the women squat to pee inside the ladies room will be seen from the side. single men were allow to see through the glass, to observe the women's squat postures, to see the color of their underwear, to observe their stream, to observe their manner of lifting up the skirt, to compare their butt sizes or attractiveness of their legs. each man try to find a partner that he feel attractive when she was peeing.

 

Edited 2 hours ago by kitty and mimi