Most daring/naughty places you have pissed

[speedy3471 10,656]

18 minutes ago, sillyme said:

One of the naughtiest pees I did was into the cushion I was on while getting acupuncture. 

Wow, I dont think I would be that brave to do that lol. 

[tthl 31]

20 hours ago, sillyme said:

One of the naughtiest pees I did was into the cushion I was on while getting acupuncture. 

Damn! Did they know?

[Starks2010 2,197]

I have had four ladies piss on the backseat of my car. I’ve posted the stories. One tinkled on a towel on my backseat, the other 3 straight pissed on the backseat, making a pool of piss and dropping their used wipe napkins in the pools. Two of the three went twice on the seat. 

I also bought a car from a female friend of mine and paid an extra $50 for her to relieve herself in the backseat multiple times. I’ve posted all of these stories with extreme details and pictures. 

I am supposed to have one of the ladies use my backseat for a ladies room again next month so more stories to come.

[tthl 31]

12 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

I have had four ladies piss on the backseat of my car. I’ve posted the stories. One tinkled on a towel on my backseat, the other 3 straight pissed on the backseat, making a pool of piss and dropping their used wipe napkins in the pools. Two of the three went twice on the seat. 

I also bought a car from a female friend of mine and paid an extra $50 for her to relieve herself in the backseat multiple times. I’ve posted all of these stories with extreme details and pictures. 

I am supposed to have one of the ladies use my backseat for a ladies room again next month so more stories to come.

Damnnnnn! Thats crazy lol

[PantyPissr28 448]

Probably the craziest was at my desk at work lol. My office is very public, we have people come & go all the time. But this particular day we were short a few people, and the others had to step out for meetings and what not so I couldn’t exactly leave. The more time passed the more desperate I grew and had actually leaked a little. I had a dress on that day, so I sat at my desk real quick put my trash can underneath me & pulled my panties to the side & peed in it!

[Alfresco 11,667]

On 1/10/2019 at 7:39 PM, Lilipee said:

Craziest was probably into a bucket in a storage closet at work.  I must have had a lot to drink that day, because I needed to use the bathroom many times.  I started to get embarrassed and didn't want my coworkers to see me go into the restroom again and again. So I went into the storage closet and prayed that no one would open the door to catch me with my pants down and a bucket between my legs! 

This fits very well into the category of thought being mentioned in this thread:

So, you might like to add to that thread, saying how your thought process worked.   You were at work, you had the means to go to the toilet, but you were too embarrassed, so you went somewhere far more naughty but in your mind, the risk/embarrassment value of the peeing in the closet was less than that of using a toilet.   How long were you debating the decision?  How many other options did you consider?

[Spectacle 215]

Kinda in keeping with what @Peesneakers just said, the craziest place I ever pissed in was a laundry basket full of fresh laundry. Not mine, obviously, or it wouldn't be very crazy. I don't think anything ever came of it, because I spread it around a lot and the stuff had plenty of time to dry.

[chubbybirb999 1,560]

On the floor of a walk in wardrobe in my student flat when there was a party going on and I didn’t want to go out and use the toilet! Happened a fair few times that night and other nights too 😂

[-Z. 333]

I’ve definitely done some reckless peeing. I shared a hotel roomwith a friend who I worked with for a short period who was staying the night as part of a snow day practicality thing. She volunteered to work the next day so they put her up in the hotel across the street. I was off that day but she invited me to stay with her that night and have fun, and we most certainly did. The room had two beds and we watched tv in the first one for a while, under the covers, before we started fooling around and she started playing around with my cock. I told her I gotta pee first and she gave me a look and said “ohhh reallyyyy?” And kept stroking it. She knew I was into pee and was into it because of how much it turned me on more so than her own personal enjoyment. I playfully said I’d piss in this bed if she keeps tempting and she suggested well we have another. That was all I needed and I started peeing, and she played with me like a hose. It was quite fun. 🙂

[tthl 31]

On 2/3/2019 at 1:13 PM, chubbybirb999 said:

On the floor of a walk in wardrobe in my student flat when there was a party going on and I didn’t want to go out and use the toilet! Happened a fair few times that night and other nights too 😂

I'd love to hear more about the experiences xD

16 hours ago, ZooeyGlass said:

I’ve definitely done some reckless peeing. I shared a hotel roomwith a friend who I worked with for a short period who was staying the night as part of a snow day practicality thing. She volunteered to work the next day so they put her up in the hotel across the street. I was off that day but she invited me to stay with her that night and have fun, and we most certainly did. The room had two beds and we watched tv in the first one for a while, under the covers, before we started fooling around and she started playing around with my cock. I told her I gotta pee first and she gave me a look and said “ohhh reallyyyy?” And kept stroking it. She knew I was into pee and was into it because of how much it turned me on more so than her own personal enjoyment. I playfully said I’d piss in this bed if she keeps tempting and she suggested well we have another. That was all I needed and I started peeing, and she played with me like a hose. It was quite fun. 🙂

Damn! Lucky lol

Edited February 8, 2019 by tthl

[Dante_Heart 132]

Not a girl, but the naughtiest place I've pissed is on my living room carpet. Context, I live with family, but one long weekend, I was home alone, my family being gone from Thursday Morning to Monday night. So, once they were gone, I spent entire time I had to myself naked. And, whenever I had to piss, I just went wherever I was, usually on the carpet in front of me. But the most fun I had was being able to just walk in the door, whip out my dick, and piss on the floor. 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

Also not a girl ... just to be clear.

The naughtiest places are either under the table in a crowded restaurant or sitting on a bench in the mall and just pissing on the floor.  The first is relatively easy as the table provides cover.  The second obviously requires a temporary gap in traffic, but it's achievable. 

[steve25805 126,393]

When I was a kid I once sneaked into my sister's bedroom and peed on the carpet behind the wardrobe, lol.

As an adult I guess the naughtiest place is on my bedroom carpet.

Have also peed on the bathroom and kitchen floors, in the hallway, against the bedroom, bathroom and hallway walls, in the bathroom and kitchen sinks, on clothes or sheets about to be washed, on an old armchair, in cups, mugs and glasses, on the toilet with the lid closed, in the bath, and on a table.

[BeneathMyWillow 840]

I once peed in the garden of a cathedral. No offence meant to anyone of the religion, of course... This cathedral has a small, walled-off 'tranquility garden' with sculpted bushes and nice views over the town. I was sat there reading for an hour or so, and the whole time I saw maybe two people come past. Realised I needed a piss, and thought, why walk back to my hostel just for the bathroom? It was so quiet I was sure I wouldn't be seen. I don't think it was 'bad' in the sense that nobody suffered because of it, but it felt quite naughty to pee in such a respectful place.

[speedy3471 10,656]

Craziest indoor place for me was probably my kitchen sink. I've posted a pic of me doing this, as well as other places in my house 

[Alfresco 11,667]

I don't know what I would class as the naughtiest place I have peed indoors as naughtiness has different meanings depending on how you measure it.

One of the more recent naughty pees was the peeing in a storage cupboard as described here:

I think this is particulary naughty as the cupboard obvious belongs to someone (who I don't know) and has some stuff in it.  I have subsequently found that in that block of flats, there are four different areas with these separate storage cupboards.  At least four of them are not locked and I have subsequently visited the place several times.  

One I have mentioned in the topic above.   Another one, had a bike and a storage cabinet in there.   I have peed in that one twice.  

One cupboard, I was not able to pee in because it was so full of stuff that it is not possible to get inside and close the door behind.  I would have to try that one in the middle of the night if I were to do it.

Finally, the fourth cupboard I have also peed in twice.   The first time I went there, there was what looked like a smll paddling pool on the floor at the back, with some other stuff piled on top of it.  just inside the door was a child's pushchair.  I squeezed in the gap to the side of the pushchair and peed on the wall and a bit into the paddling pool.  I didn't pee on the pushchair as I didn't know if it were still used and I thought that was  abit mean.  I went back there yesterday and found that the pushchair was gone (don't know whether it is permanently gone or whether it was out in use).   I peed on the wall and floor and got a bit more in the paddling pool.

Other indoor places that I have peed include hotel rooms, hotel corridors, various gym changing rooms, saunas, steam rooms, potted plants, stairwells etc.

[spywareonya 37,962]

23 hours ago, BeneathMyWillow said:

I once peed in the garden of a cathedral. No offence meant to anyone of the religion, of course... This cathedral has a small, walled-off 'tranquility garden' with sculpted bushes and nice views over the town. I was sat there reading for an hour or so, and the whole time I saw maybe two people come past. Realised I needed a piss, and thought, why walk back to my hostel just for the bathroom? It was so quiet I was sure I wouldn't be seen. I don't think it was 'bad' in the sense that nobody suffered because of it, but it felt quite naughty to pee in such a respectful place.

I would have pissed the same place myself ahahahahah

LOVELY

I peed in a Church once, but not too much for it could have been difficult to dry...

in my case, it wasn't out of me thinking it wasn't bad… but the exact opposite!

[F.W 5,734]

well,God did design out urinary systems so im sure he wouldnt mind as long you did it respectfully.

[spywareonya 37,962]

8 minutes ago, F.W said:

well,God did design out urinary systems so im sure he wouldnt mind as long you did it respectfully.

The problem is that many people has a shallow and spineless concept of respect. Your use of the word is more honourable and less moralistic than other people

[glad1 2,841]

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

The problem is that many people has a shallow and spineless concept of respect. Your use of the word is more honourable and less moralistic than other people

I believe it sounds more respectful and honorable when described as performing a ritual liquid sacrifice.

[spywareonya 37,962]

1 hour ago, glad1 said:

I believe it sounds more respectful and honorable when described as performing a ritual liquid sacrifice.

You can really say it loud!!!

[glad1 2,841]

32 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

You can really say it loud!!!

I really do love loud women! 😝

[Alfresco 11,667]

14 hours ago, F.W said:

well,God did design out urinary systems so im sure he wouldnt mind as long you did it respectfully.

Most creatures just pee wherever they are, as and when they need it without any consideration.   When churches were first built, they didn't have toilet facilities anyway and people used to regularly pee in the grounds.  It is only our more modern society induced prusishness that makes people want to be more discrete and pee in private.

14 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I peed in a Church once, but not too much for it could have been difficult to dry...

Similar to above - with no toilets in early churches, I am sure that lots of people used to pee inside the church as well as in the grounds.  I have read accounts where the choir and other church members used a sort of sump/sink built into the back room of the church but I'm sure many others have found a discrete corner.

On 3/10/2019 at 7:39 PM, BeneathMyWillow said:

I once peed in the garden of a cathedral.

I have seen several girls peeing in the grounds of Exeter Cathedral.   I was in Exeter for work one December Friday night and there was a Christmas Market set up in the Cathedral grounds.  The stalls were all closed up, but I caught several girls squatting between the stalls to pee as it gave them a bit of privacy and it was just off the high street.  I tried there again on the Saturday night, but there was a security guard there who was directing people away from the grounds.   One girl left the high street, headed for the cathedral grounds and the security guard stopped her and asked where she was going and she actually told him that she was just going to nip behind one of the huts for a pee.   I admired her bravery in being honest, but the guard still turned her away.   I thought I might catch her going somewhere else, but unfortunately she disappeared into a club.

Edited March 12, 2019 by Alfresco

[spywareonya 37,962]

2 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Most creatures just pee wherever they are, as and when they need it without any consideration.   When churches were first built, they didn't have toilet facilities anyway and people used to regularly pee in the grounds.  It is only our more modern society induced prusishness that makes people want to be more discrete and pee in private.

Similar to above - with no toilets in early churches, I am sure that lots of people used to pee inside the church as well as in the grounds.  I have read accounts where the choir and other church members used a sort of sump/sink built into the back room of the church but I'm sure many others have found a discrete corner.

 

 

 

I did it out of transgression and re-christening it away from common-sense religion and back in the service of Spirits… not for lacking of facilities ihihihihihihihi

But yes I see what you meant

 

2 hours ago, Alfresco said:

I have seen several girls peeing in the grounds of Exeter Cathedral.   I was in Exeter for work one December Friday night and there was a Christmas Market set up in the Cathedral grounds.  The stalls were all closed up, but I caught several girls squatting between the stalls to pee as it gave them a bit of privacy and it was just off the high street.  I tried there again on the Saturday night, but there was a security guard there who was directing people away from the grounds.   One girl left the high street, headed for the cathedral grounds and the security guard stopped her and asked where she was going and she actually told him that she was just going to nip behind one of the huts for a pee.   I admired her bravery in being honest, but the guard still turned her away.   I thought I might catch her going somewhere else, but unfortunately she disappeared into a club.

Ok this is sexy

[Lutab 1,054]

On 2/3/2019 at 1:13 PM, chubbybirb999 said:

On the floor of a walk in wardrobe in my student flat when there was a party going on and I didn’t want to go out and use the toilet! Happened a fair few times that night and other nights too 😂

I would love it if you could post your story on here. Maybe with some more details? 🙂