Most daring/naughty places you have pissed

[SnakeFace 232]

Most naughtiest I would say was an almost-full bladder pee on a public train, with someone quite a few rows back and cameras. While sitting, I took out my dick, held it over my pants and started peeing onto the floor, just little spurts at first, but then that turned into big bursts of pee, like little streams that I kept cutting off. I felt too afraid to just let it all out at once. Didn't think I was going to empty my bladder, but I did. Some also got onto the front of the seat I was on, a little on my pants which I am fine with. There was no carpet, so non of the pee got soaked in. Ended up with a huge pee puddle that took up probably almost half of the carriage. I didn't masturbate after it, so I was left very horny for the rest of the day.

[Zorroblade 185]

We house sit for our next door neighbor, a single divorced lady, from time to time.   She’s an attractive woman, who recently had her fake breasts removed because they were causing her complications, but she still looks hot anyway.  
One time when my wife was away for the weekend and my neighbor had left on a trip, I ended up going to my neighbors house the evening before she returned.  
 I cleaned out the kitty litter box (she has a cat), added fresh litter, then took a long pee into the kitty litter.  It was a huge clumpy mess when I was done. I later imagined her scooping the litter box when she got back and knowing she was handling my piss, in a way, got me horny. 😈

[Colormerose 769]

I think one of my most naughty would have to be a spare bed in a room when I was growing up. (will share a more detailed story later today) I had woken up middle of night had to pee and decided to pee on there.. it was an unused in made bed... 

[MaxWasTaken 514]

My current record is the following: I went to this parkhouse (see image) only wearing shoes, swim shorts, a shirt and a butt plug. I hid behind some cars stripped naked and peed all over my clothes. 
It was a hot summer day so it dried fast and looked like i splashed myself with water. Hiding from other people behind the cars made my heart race like crazy. Best experience yet. 
This whole thing was inspired by this video which has nothing to do with pee but it its still a fun video so enjoy -> https://www.tube8.com/public/jeny-smith-compilation-public-flashing-moments-january-2019/58622611/ . 

Im currently workshopping ideas for autumn and winter xD.

Edited September 28, 2021 by MaxWasTaken

[DesperateBookworm 293]

This is a repost from another forum -- but I thought you folks might enjoy this story too!

I'm 5'3" and pleasantly muscular, with strong thighs and glutes, a thin waist, and rather nice tits. I've got very short golden hair in a masculine cut, blue eyes and glasses with thick dark-blue frames. I tend to wear tomboyish clothing, but when it's hot enough (or when I want to be able to pee sneakily) I'll put on a sundress.

 

My former office building was OLD and mostly empty. Upstairs doesn't matter for this story, though -- it's all about the basement. The basement is large and packed with disused equipment, some cluttering the floors and some shoved onto long rows of shelves. A small area at one end has been kept clear for receiving and shipping out deliveries, but the rest, best I can tell, no one ever ventures into. The floor is concrete and gets damp every time it rains; a musty odor hangs over everything. Thanks to a rigorous spraying schedule, there are no spiders or other creepy-crawlies (though generally I don't mind spiders).

 

Occasionally, when bored, I would poke around in the basement. On one such expedition I discovered a collection of broken office chairs: chair backs without seats and seats without backs, random armrests, etc., all covered in dust. This discovery sparked a fantasy -- one I wasn't sure I'd ever be bold enough to bring to life. The circumstances would have to be exactly right.

 

And on this particular Friday, they were. It was just past 5 p.m. My few coworkers had headed home, and I knew there wouldn't be any deliveries until late at night. It had rained the day before and the basement was still damp in the corners. I was wearing a dress ... and I was desperate to pee.

 

One more thing about me: I'm an absolute tea addict. Every morning I brew up a massive thermos of hot tea (usually Bigelow's American Breakfast, for the added caffeine) and then drink it all day long at work. Sometimes I'll drink a couple glasses of water, too. In other words, I'm well-hydrated, and I've gotten into the habit of visiting the restroom whenever I feel the slightest tingles of urgency. My ability to hold it has suffered.

 

So when I say I needed to go -- I needed to GO! With no coworkers left to see me, I was dancing in my seat. My desperation lent me courage (and horniness), so I put my plan into action. First, I grabbed a large cup and filled it with water. I slipped off my underwear and stuck it into one pocket, and put a wad of toilet paper in the other. Then I headed downstairs.

 

I beelined for the darkest, dampest corner of the basement -- it's completely blocked from view by shelves and piles of junk. On the way, I grabbed the seat from an old broken office chair. It was your basic foam seat, covered with ugly green woven fabric. I held it in one hand, and held myself with the other. I noticed that the floor was still visibly damp where rainwater had seeped in through the cracked foundation. My confidence that I would get away with this grew to 100%.

 

Dancing in place a little, I set the seat down on top of a cinderblock already conveniently located in the corner. This made a rudimentary chair -- or, rather, temporary toilet. I froze for a moment as I heard some people walk past outside, laughing and talking, but reminded myself there was no way they could see in. Then I spread my skirt and lowered myself onto the seat, my heart pounding with excitement, my cunt slippery with arousal.

 

I enjoy peeing and wetting in many forms, but I have a specific kink for peeing slowly onto something absorbent, letting my piss soak in before it can splatter off onto the ground. That was my goal here. Almost immediately I let out a little spurt of piss. The green fabric darkened to forest instantly. Another spurt soon followed, and the dark splotch expanded. By now my bladder had caught up with my brain and was eager to let loose, so my next spurt lasted a little too long and my pee started dripping down onto the concrete. I worked those kegel muscles and managed to cut myself off for a moment... then decided hell, might as well let it loose. Piss poured out of me, flooding off the seat and onto the floor. I stood up slightly, hovering above the seat, so I'd have a better view and enjoyed watching the way my pee pooled and flowed. Hearing my piss shower loudly onto the floor turned me on. My nerves threatened to cut my stream off early, but I forced out as much as I could and made a huge puddle.

 

As my stream died down, I realized how horny I was. I leaned against the wall and rubbed my clit furiously. My legs trembled as I orgasmed. I wiped, pulled my underwear back on and took a quick picture of the puddle. Then I dumped the water over my puddle to dilute any potential odor and headed out the door carrying the seat (with its wet side facing toward myself), depositing in the dumpster in the alley where it'd blend in with the rest of the garbage -- which it is; I'd like to think I did the company a favor by finally throwing it out.

 

It's one of the riskiest pisses I've ever taken -- and I got away with it, too. I peed twice more in that basement during my time there, both times using similar methods to conceal what I'd done. Now that I work remotely in another state, it's much less risky to piss in my office -- since my office is my home!

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

On 7/4/2014 at 9:17 AM, CrissyP said:

I did get caught by State Police one time. It was night, I was pulled on the shoulder of the interstate. Not enough room to get between the car and the guardrail. I was squatting in front of the car when he stopped along side me, on the road, with the lights flashing and everything. He felt sorry for me and let me go. Whew!!!!

I sure hoped they didn't punish you. The United States is far too harsh about people needing to pee and getting caught short.

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

On 9/15/2021 at 3:13 PM, glad1 said:

These days most all of mine are either around the house or on a trail where people aren't likely walking by. But, back when I didn't have neighbors so close by, I'd regularly pee most any place I wanted to around my yard.

I would love to be able to do it whenever I wanted.

[gldenwetgoose 20,211]

11 hours ago, DesperateBookworm said:

This is a repost from another forum -- but I thought you folks might enjoy this story too!

It's one of the riskiest pisses I've ever taken -- and I got away with it, too. I peed twice more in that basement during my time there, both times using similar methods to conceal what I'd done. Now that I work remotely in another state, it's much less risky to piss in my office -- since my office is my home!

 

Love it - thanks for sharing, and sounds like you may have some more experiences to share?   We'd love to hear more.

[Pissmarker1 98]

In terms of daring, that has to be one I did earlier this year. I knew what I wanted to target, but was worried about being caught, so I took an extra step. I spent a few hours while I was doing other work putting every drop of piss I could in to an old water bottle. Once I was ready, I went in to a hallway at my university where there were lockers. There was one that was slightly open, so I pulled the door open, and saw some clothes and books in there, and poured the bottle of dark pee all over this girl's coat and books, then just bailed.

[beachmom 1,759]

On 11/28/2021 at 10:54 PM, Ms. Tito said:

I sure hoped they didn't punish you. The United States is far too harsh about people needing to pee and getting caught short.

I don't know exactly what to attribute it to, maybe the pandemic and the closure of many public and business restrooms, maybe the anarchy going on in the cities or maybe the fact that many things are being decriminalized of late, but I see considerably more urinating in public these days. Recently, our city joined New York and other large cities around the U.S. and decriminalized urinating in public. The most you can receive would be a fine for property damage if you were caught and something you peed on was actually damaged. Simply pissing into the street is now perfectly legal here. I expect that in time more and more people will be taking advantage of the new freedom. Still, people are slow to change their ways and slow to become comfortable doing something long forbidden. My boys, never having been very shy about it, have been quick to take advantage of this, but many of my friends are telling me that their sons are not at all comfortable with the idea yet, despite them continually tempting their boys to do so now that it's legal. I think it's more about boys being overly self-conscious these days rather than being illegal. I find even in restrooms more and more boys are uncomfortable using urinals, peeing in locker rooms or even changing clothes in them.

[Alfresco 10,989]

4 hours ago, beachmom said:

My boys, never having been very shy about it, have been quick to take advantage of this,

You say that your boys have been quick to take advantage, but what about yourself?  Do you take advantage of the new freedom?

It is great to hear that peeing in public has been decriminalised, but I'm sure that there will still be the factors of modesty, decency and social norms that will keep people looking for toilets. 

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

10 hours ago, beachmom said:

I don't know exactly what to attribute it to, maybe the pandemic and the closure of many public and business restrooms, maybe the anarchy going on in the cities or maybe the fact that many things are being decriminalized of late, but I see considerably more urinating in public these days. Recently, our city joined New York and other large cities around the U.S. and decriminalized urinating in public. The most you can receive would be a fine for property damage if you were caught and something you peed on was actually damaged. Simply pissing into the street is now perfectly legal here. I expect that in time more and more people will be taking advantage of the new freedom. Still, people are slow to change their ways and slow to become comfortable doing something long forbidden. My boys, never having been very shy about it, have been quick to take advantage of this, but many of my friends are telling me that their sons are not at all comfortable with the idea yet, despite them continually tempting their boys to do so now that it's legal. I think it's more about boys being overly self-conscious these days rather than being illegal. I find even in restrooms more and more boys are uncomfortable using urinals, peeing in locker rooms or even changing clothes in them.

Hopefully they won't reverse these changes after the pandemic is over.

[beachmom 1,759]

18 hours ago, Alfresco said:

You say that your boys have been quick to take advantage, but what about yourself?  Do you take advantage of the new freedom?

It is great to hear that peeing in public has been decriminalised, but I'm sure that there will still be the factors of modesty, decency and social norms that will keep people looking for toilets. 

Yes society does seem to judge women much more so than men for doing the same thing, so I imagine women will be much more reluctant to suddenly start doing so, however I have now on two occasions followed my boys example and done so in parking lots. I wasn't seen, so no judgement, but at least I know there's nothing to fear if I were to get caught. My boys have done so openly around me for years, it felt kind of good to give the boys a bit of a show for a change.

[Alfresco 10,989]

6 hours ago, beachmom said:

I have now on two occasions followed my boys example and done so in parking lots.

Good for you.   Hopefully you will enjoy your new found freedom on a more regular basis going forward.

[Kristian 8]

I've pissed in many places ... I'll just list the boldest:

university library on a lot of books

changing room in the department store, on clothes

in many elevators in the cinema on the floor (unfortunately I didn't have the opportunity to piss on the seats)

hallways

Toilet walls and floors

lecture halls

and many other places that I can't think of at the moment ...

[Decidueye6 2]

On 12/7/2021 at 10:25 AM, Kristian said:

university library on a lot of books

 

 

Always been one of my biggest fantasies! Lucky you.

[PeePeemaker 10]

one time i was out for a walk and it started raining heavily and i really had to pee so i sat on a bench in a wide open park and took out my cock and just peed on my already soaked cloths and i got very hard after that

[Kratz690 3]

The naughtiest piss I’ve ever done was when I stood on the roof of a car in a club parking lot and peed on the hood. Felt absolutely amazing

[zorba3189 4,848]

I have a fantasy about taking a vacation involving a long cross country road trip, and a challenge to never pee in a toilet.  During the trip, rather than stopping at gas station restrooms, we would stop at a hotel and I would simply go in and use a hallway as my toilet.  And of course, when we stayed in our destination hotel, I would pee behind the couch or bed on the carpet the entirety of the time.

The other day, I got to act out part of this fantasy.  Wearing a short black dress with no undies, I went to a hotel in a nearby town.  It was about 9:30am and people were busy downstairs eating breakfast or checking out.  I just walked in, got in the elevator and went to the third floor.  The carpeted hallway was empty of people, and I walked to one section of hallway that had an ice machine.  Perfect.  So, I stood next to the ice machine and acted like I was texting.  I know there were security cameras and I was likely on cctv.  I would rather have squatted down to pee (I'm not really into wetting), but I thought that'd be too obvious.  So I stood, kind of leaning just a bit, and let it run down my leg and into the carpet.  There was very little noise, only a slight trickling sound.  And the carpet quickly soaked up my pee, and as hotel carpets are wont to do, barely showed the wet patch.  As I had been filling up on coffee and water, I had to pee a long long time.  Part of what makes it extra naughty for me is the longevity of the pee.  My sandals got soaked however, but no big deal really.

Even if someone was watching on the security camera, there's no way they could tell I was peeing on their floor.  It looked like someone just standing there checking her phone.  I also wore a mask (thanks COVID) that hid most of my face.  And even if someone noticed the wet patch on the carpet, it was right next to the ice machine, like maybe someone spilled ice when they were filling up there ice bucket.  A perfect alibi.  

When I was done, my skirt was slightly wet at my thigh area, but since it is black didn't show anything at all.  I took a picture (below), and just walked right back out of the hotel.  It was so easy.  A little scary still.  

 

[Alfresco 10,989]

Loved your hotel pee @zorba3189.   The ice machine is a great diversion as you say due to the chances being that anyone that sees a wet patch would expect it to be water.   I have done similar in a hotel I was staying in that had a water cooler in the corridor.   I left my room wearing only a dressing gown and took my water bottle to the cooler.   I crouched down to get level with the dispenser, causing my dressing gown to hang straight down from my bum whilst the front was supported on my knees.  That left the area in front of me open and I released my bladder all over the carpet whilst I filled the bottle.   I hadn’t finished peeing when my bottle was full, so I stayed crouched down and drank from my bottle whilst still peeing.  Then I topped up the bottle by which time my bladder was empty so I simply stood up.   My bare feet had got slightly wet, but no worries as the bottoms dried on the carpet and the tops dried on my sheets when I got into bed.

[Alfresco 10,989]

Also, on the same line as @zorba3189 entering a hotel just to pee, I have down that in a few hotels.  One I went in, walked past reception and up the stairs where I sat on the stairs texting on my phone whilst I peed out of the leg of my shorts onto the carpet.

Another one I went into and peed in a cleaners closet that had been left open.   I took a towel off the rack, put it on the floor, peed all over it and pushed it under the rack on the floor.   Same hotel, different day, I walked to the end of a corridor and peed in an alcove which led to two room doors.

[Kupar 12,317]

16 hours ago, zorba3189 said:

Even if someone was watching on the security camera, there's no way they could tell I was peeing on their floor.  It looked like someone just standing there checking her phone.  I also wore a mask (thanks COVID) that hid most of my face.  And even if someone noticed the wet patch on the carpet, it was right next to the ice machine, like maybe someone spilled ice when they were filling up there ice bucket.  A perfect alibi.  

"I love it when a plan comes together", as someone once said 🙂 Sounds like fun @zorba3189 - huge thanks for your 'show and tell'!

[gldenwetgoose 20,211]

I'm thinking hotel now, and I've got exactly the venue in mind - a formerly gloriously grand hotel in the middle of a city.  I say formerly glorious, it's now somewhat run down - but still has a certain charm.

I've been quite a regular there over the years so quite familiar with its flea ridden carpeted corridors and leather lounge chairs.  I've also spent quite a lot of time 'behind the scenes' and downstairs, behind the facade (let's say I wouldn't eat there) and there are even more opportunities to be had - although I suspect with cameras covering many parts.

[Alfresco 10,989]

13 minutes ago, Kupar said:

"I love it when a plan comes together", as someone once said 🙂

 

[InOddPlaces 212]

Some naughty places are regular for me - hotel bathroom floors, bushes around parks (trying not to make it too obvious, easier if there is someone with you and make it look like you are just talking), alleyways, etc.

One summer I was drinking with a few mates in the outdoor area of a pub, and peed through the slatted seat onto the grass (wearing shorts, so just shifted them to the side and let go).

When I was younger I did a lot of trainspotting, spending whole days on the end of platforms. Out of laziness, a couple of us would lie down on the platform (we'd be sitting on it anyway) and pee through cracks in the platform paving.