Things i hate with pee porn

[F.W 5,734]

1 minute ago, Genapee said:

Agreed! It makes it hotter to see everything but nothing too drawn out. 

I can also appreciate a naughty video where you just see them pissing but no face. It adds to the naughtiness 

Yes,but i like to see the face too.Maybe if any of our own saucy ladies were wanting to treat us with a pee,then it would be understandable if they did that but anonymously.

[PantyPissr28 448]

On 6/4/2019 at 11:35 AM, speedy3471 said:

Staged pissing video's and the talking camera man are the things I hate about piss porn 

Yes!! I couldn’t agree more.

[kinkydom 203]

On 6/4/2019 at 10:41 AM, Peefreak99 said:

#1 FUCKING tallking cameramen  i want to see a desperate girl pee i don't want to hear a guy tallking in the background completely ruins the video ( same with any kind of porn video camera guy do your job and film but shut up and let me jerk off in peace xd)

#2 when the girl acts super desperate and you expect a huge pee but she only pees for like 5sec and a weak stream too 

Is it only me or do you guys and girls get mad about this too? What other things dissturbs you with pee porn? Or porn in generall

#1 Definitely! Ruins the mood and screws up everything! #2 Haven't too much experience in this. Most of the ones I've seen have been satisfying to see.

Most times any pee vid is exciting.

[Peevert 935]

20 hours ago, F.W said:

Works for me anyway.https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59e28c769b9e4

Yeah, not seeing the girls face, and not seeing the pee in the above video, just didn't work for me, there's many variations to this fetish.   I need a face and I need pee, either a stream, or soaking clothes, or turning bath water yellow. :D 

[likesToLick 10,216]

If it's a scene with men and women,  I'm always disappointed if the girls don't pee on the guys.  I'm not really interested in seeing men pee at all,  but if I have to watch them pee on the girls and then the girls don't return the serve,  that really spoils the mood.

I'm also not very keen on watching girls pee into containers like buckets, bowls, glasses and so on.  It's much more fun if she soaks the floor or the furniture.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I just hate the artificiality of so many videos.  The contrived situations, fake desperation, the dozen camera flashes as soon as she starts peeing, and, top of the list, the cameraman telling her how to pee.  Give me a good old fashioned iPhone video of a chance moment any day.  

Agree also on peeing in containers.  Just let it go, girls ... just let it go.  🙂

[pwpj 462]

Obviously staged or contrived moments, unrealistic scenarios etc - anything that is so obviously unlikely to ever happen that it takes the enjoyment out of it.

[Riley 13,064]

I dislike it when someone feigns desperation when they aren't desperate and as soon as they pee they just stand perfectly still, like no that's not how that works. It's more like this

https://www.youporn.com/watch/12539967/desperately-holding-pee-and-squirting/

 

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59faf724cdcda

 

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5839f642131f7

 

 

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎6‎/‎8‎/‎2019 at 1:57 PM, F.W said:

My own preference is to see the whole woman,not just the hole woman

This could be the new slogan of serious and emotionally mature Feminism!!!

MARVELLOUS Fanny, from now on I will use this line like an Anthem!!!

[oliver2 4,422]

2 hours ago, Riley said:

I dislike it when someone feigns desperation when they aren't desperate and as soon as they pee they just stand perfectly still, like no that's not how that works. It's more like this

https://www.youporn.com/watch/12539967/desperately-holding-pee-and-squirting/

Watching this makes me feel desperate to pee, even though I don’t need to.

[Peevert 935]

I'm in complete agreement with everyone who feels a real life accident with low resolution and poor lighting is exponentially better than a professionally recorded fake accident.  

And yes, the sound of a camera clicking, the 21st century version of a Polaroid snapping in the background... The horror, the horror... 

[Brutus 2,206]

When a great voyeur shot is ruined by a brain-dead camera man. There is a series of hidden cam videos where the dumbass operating the camera always pans all the way down to their shoes while they are mid stream and by the time he pans back up, half the action is over. Where the hell did he get the idea that those watching want to see shoes?

Or when a woman is clearly spraying a massive strong stream, dumbass zooms in so close that the only thing on screen is the hair follicles on her labia.

Another one some guy was literally hiding down inside a cesspool for footage and every time a woman squatted down over the hole and started peeing, he got scared and started moving around and the screen was just a complete blur. Like dude, if you've gone to the extreme of sitting in a damn cesspool, you're going to get pissed on, so sit still and get the damn shot. Makes my blood boil.

[wettingman 571]

I absolutly totally agree, fake desperation is annoying. Some are terriable actors, exagerated, over loud and fake, I hate this.

Just as bad are people who act well ,so it seems real, but when the let go, it lasts all of five seconds. I feel betrayed for wasting my time.

[Love2seeherpee 72]

I have been meaning to make a topic like this for a long time. I’ve been into women pissing since I was in 5th grade  (I’m 30 now) and I’ve got a collection of gripes:

1. This is top of the list in terms of aggravation: poor camera work. Now I do understand people have different preferences as to whether they want close ups or not, but for me, I cannot STAND a basically gynecological close up of a pussy peeing. Sneakypee is the worst offender of this.  I mean I know what a pussy looks like, I can see her pussy just fine with a mid range shot. Then I can’t see the puddle forming or relief from her, which actually turns me on more than seeing a pissing pussy.

2. At the end of the video, they film her walking away, no shot of the remaining puddle. I mean why focus on her body while she’s walking away when I’ve already seen her genitalia?

3. Shaky camerawork. I’m telling you, Sneakypee is again the worst offender of this. I don’t know how after shooting over 2000 videos of women pissing, he manages to fuck up 80% of the scenes with his amateurish filming. He always manages to get an uneven balance of focusing. Got2Pee on the other hand, they start with a midrange shit then zoom in just right.

4. This one should almost go on top: women who piss while using one hand behind them to balance themselves. It seems unnatural to me. Of the few real life experiences I’ve had, the woman will just squat normally with the legs spread slightly apart, like she’s checking something out on a lower shelf. 

5. Women who don’t wipe. I swear it’s the cutest thing when they dab their little vaginas, how dare you take that from me!

6. When a woman pees on the toilet and I can’t see the piss coming from the pussy. Which is pretty much all of Bound2Burst. You know you’re being filmed for porn, show me some snatch and spread em already!

Dont view all my gripes as me hating piss porn. There is nothing more intimate, magical and intriguing than a woman peeing. Nothing like seeing the desperation and sheer relief that follows. Seeing her own private juices flow. I just think if people knew what they were doing during this magical experience, it’d be a lot more enjoyable for those who want to watch. Thank life for this community. I always thought I was alone. 

[wettingman 571]

Although you make great points, I am always disappointed in poor camera work, especially if  it   planned  is shot by a second person, there is a couple of valid reasons for it. Like it is truly a desperate, my pee is about to come out situation situation, recorded on impulse.  I know the disappointment in making a video of myself, and not having enough light or aiming correctly. I always pre- plan my pee videos , to ensure the lighting and camera angle is correct, then hold until I can't.

As far as being "too close ", I really , really love seeing her pee hole pop open, which is difficult in a woman. I say seeing her whole pussy, and a bit of thigh is good. I prefer the camera being below her aimed up at her crotch.

Peeing on the toilet is what we all usually do of necessity, there is no fun in that!

But , we all like different things, so variety is great to please everyone. To each their own. If I don't like a video, I don't watch it again, and if the person always does it I don't watch them anymore.  

[Sophie 24,413]

Another thing I dislike is when a girl is peeing through her panties or jeans and will immediately put her hand down and rub her clothes to make the wet patch larger. I'd rather see it spread naturally. 

[Peevert 935]

On 6/11/2019 at 3:11 PM, Love2seeherpee said:

Women who don’t wipe. I swear it’s the cutest thing when they dab their little vaginas, how dare you take that from me!

lol, have to disagree with that one.  Women wiping gets on every last one of my nerves.  You just pissed on your boyfriend, pissed in public, pissed in bed, pissed on the floor of a restaurant, whatever, and then you have to be a "lady" and wipe? I find the whole concept of wiping after pee sex, or after peeing for money, kind of lame.

 

[F.W 5,734]

Im not a fan of those in shops where a girl might be weeing on a sofa or something.But generally,i dont mind most pretty much.

I think the desperation ones just dont work because you know its staged.

[Peefreak99 3,722]

16 minutes ago, F.W said:

 

I think the desperation ones just dont work because you know its staged.

You can always pretend it's real when youre horny the brain dosen't have logic😏

[mickymoist 3,515]

I guess this is all porn not just pee but I'm a bit ocd about aspect ratio, I can't stand it if old videos have been stretched and flattened to widescreen, instead of left 4:3

[Gotah 2,382]

On 6/11/2019 at 9:11 PM, Love2seeherpee said:

This one should almost go on top: women who piss while using one hand behind them to balance themselves. It seems unnatural to me. Of the few real life experiences I’ve had, the woman will just squat normally with the legs spread slightly apart, like she’s checking something out on a lower shelf. 

Totally agree on this. The more unnatural the pose the worse it is.

[Peevert 935]

I agree, the only time I have seen a girl use her hand when naked and peeing is to aim.  In that case, she pulls on her clit to direct the pee where she wants it (or where I want it).  Which is usually in my mouth. :D

[gldenwetgoose 21,500]

Maybe the original post should have been 'things we love about pee porn'.......  Can't beat a bit of positivity,

[Peevert 935]

Well, I think we've all gotten a lot of frustration out in this thread, so I certainly would not want to destroy it. And maybe some director somewhere will learn from it. 

But, there's certainly no harm in your starting a new "what we love" thread. I know one thing I love is yellow pee. It's very photogenic. I have a feeling it also tastes bitter, I really don't know, the only girl I've drank from gets very close to my mouth, too close for me to see the color it is.  

 

 

 

[Scot_Lover 1,878]

Girls (and a couple of guys) who obviously hate it, the looks of disgust so blatant on their faces. Geez, you're making a pee video, at least try to make it look good.

The fake desperation, it's never like that, lol. Usually, if I hear Maigh muttering that she needs to go potty, it's too late and it's already happening, I'm the same, think about it and it's coming out, ready or not.

The fake or 'set up' clothed peeing videos. C'mon, who removes all their clothes, gets all underwear off, then puts clothes back on again? I like to see everything wet, knickers and bras included. (I know, it is sometimes uncomfortable, but looks so good)