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I'm disappointed you didn't take the chance to take a naughty piss on the carpet next to the bed while he was sleeping 😞

It's almost August and I haven't heard any cicadas this year. I only heard a couple just now for the first time. This is both surprising and concerning. Anyone else experiencing something similar?

You better stop playing with me because you just might find me at your door step (in the least creepy way possible lol).

Everyone says they aren't until they've been fucked so good that they can no longer say that. Example: In the early days of my relationship, back when we were still fucking in my parents basement, we decided to fuck not so quietly while there was family upstairs. After we got done and she could hardly stand, she would fall to her knees and start letting loose on the carpet. Idk if you can call it squirting or not, but it was SO MUCH, like the same amount every time. She would squirt more than once like this, all over the floor until there was a sizeable puddle. No idea how we hid that fro

This hits home for me because I used to do that but I got caught by my dad and received punishment for it. Now I can hardly justify peeing in the shower. I say I do, but I rarely ever "go with the flow" like that.

One time I pissed in my gfs mouth because she kept sucking me when I told her to stop. I hardly had time to warn her. She was disgusted, I was mortified, and I pray that never happens again. Its EXACTLY the reason I tell girls that I don't get off that way. I'm simply too sensitive and the feeling of having to cum/pee feel extremely similar.

I'm not a licensed masseuse but I am good at it (so my SO says) and I would be more than okay with someone letting go during the massage!

Thats why you get cheap furniture from the street, clean and sanitize it, so you can ruin it later and toss it :). I've never actually done that, but I would should I ever have someone to fool around with piss-wise. And don't worry about me, def focus on you.

I would, as long as you arch'ed it and pissed as far as you could onto the floor. Others, go ahead and piss into the cushion. I definitely want to hear the hissing noise.

I feel like positioning, muscle use down there, and surface tension have a lot to do with each other on this topic.

Depends on where you go. I would go to a dimly lit bar, stripclub, gentsclub or whatever, and let loose somewhere dimly lit. This particular nightclub in Iowa I attended had pretty low light except for the dance floor. You couldn't see anything under the tables and it was too crowded for anyone to notice that you'd be pissing in a potted plant nearby unless they were looking for it. Do it somewhere you can get up and leave through a crowd. Likely no one would notice, but maybe @Paulypeeps would know since she has been there before.

Oh yes. I've pissed in the garage multiple times recently, in that same pose, spraying whatever I can. Mostly the garage door but also some old objects not being used as well. I also keep pissing in some of the house plants around here after masturbating because I'm super desperate (sometimes I end up going twice) and because why not, right? That plant is thriving anyways. I really wanted to piss on my next door neighbors car and all over their garage while they were gone, but a friend talked me out of it and for good reason.

I hope you were able to take care of that twitch 😉

Where are you getting your estimates from? I would say its inconclusive until proven otherwise, and since I'm not a statistics buff, I wouldn't know if there was a proper way of phrasing the question and getting responses indicative of the entire population. Seems like a tall ask there...

Narissa is welcome to spray her bladder in my home at any time.

Nono I mean I lied in that it was my only experience. I realized I've been pretty public in most my relationships.

I welcome this

Haha there was actually a time we did the dirty on a park bleacher bench at night. This was on the outskirts of a city with snow on the ground and clouds in the sky, so you can imagine its fairly lit and people can see in that level of darkness. It was pretty hot, and not the first time I've done things like that in front of people. That was just by far the most public fucking I've done. Edit: I lied

I probably would with the right person. Once I fucked my gf outside, stark naked, next to a stop sign. Granted we were on a road with no traffic, but risky nonetheless. I would certainly try to incorporate piss in that session too.

Niiice. If I were going to a festival I'd probably wear shorts, head for a clearing where I can lie down on a blanket, pull the shorts aside and just let it out. I can't help but feel someone would see me if I went the crowd route and it won't be positively received. I wish this festival were close to the Midwest, I'd love to see whatever it is (and catch you in the act lol).

Somewhere risky. Ive been pissing out in the patio in broad daylight. Well not broad but morning daylight if you're an early riser

That sounds amazing right now

She definitely couldn't have cared less. In fact, maybe she would finish the couch off with you. Such a nice bonding experience it would have been. The good thing is now you can spray in front of each other all you want! I'm very happy for you. As for this story, do you usually sit down and dribble, or do you move around? What's your preferred method? With 2/3s of the couch covered, I can only imagine that you arched some of it onto the second cushion.

No of course not, im just saying it would be real cool if that was the case.

It's more or less satisfying. The only con about it is not only does she not share it, but she judges me silently for it. She tries to reciprocate but it's so forced and she's usually drunk as hell when she does. The sex is still alright though. I USED to be in a relationship with someone who had a thing for it, but that ended years ago (it's good that it did). I don't necessarily need a satisfying relationship with someone who shares it, or a relationship period. Someone who shares it as a friend does it for me.