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OMG! I'm so sorry to hear this. I'm not surprised you keep things to yourself. Take care x

Thanks - and yes. I did have a pee ... but into the toilet while she was showering - a real opportunity missed!

Thanks 🙂 I'll pass your thanks on to the lady too. And yes, she's special, and I don't deserve her.

K surprised me this afternoon by saying, out of the blue, “I haven’t been to the toilet for quite a while. Do you want to watch me wee standing up in the bath?” Two minutes later she was naked, standing in the empty bath, one leg up on the edge, pulling her lips apart and up and ready to let go, with me watching closely from the side. And this time … wow! A strong, focused stream jetting forward at about 30 degrees to the vertical, and blasting against the end. Probably the best standing-up pee she has done since managing to douse the flames of the tea-lights that we’d set up along the fl

Thanks for your post @gldenwetgoose. It is good to know - and not surprising - that the site staff think carefully about these issues. It's probably not possible to reconcile everyone's views and decisions have to be made in the interests of the whole community. Thanks for taking on that responsibility. FWIW, this site seems a model of tolerance and fairness. I trust the staff.

What does your GF think? And does she masturbate even though she has you? (For what it's worth, K and I both enjoy masturbating, our sex together is great and we've been married over 30 years 🙂so I don't think it's anything to be ashamed about.)

My wife knows. Has done for a few years now. Is cool with it, and goes along with it, but isn't into it herself. No-one else (apart from members of this site) knows - as far as I am aware!

Yes! I can see that 🙂

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Love it!

What a track! Simply lovely drumming. And an audacious key change.

Lovely! And the thought she put into the distraction / coverup suggests to me (perhaps fancifully?) that she does this often, and perhaps because she likes it rather than out of desperation ... though either scenario would be good. Excellent find thanks 🙂

Oh! I so hope you get to make these fantasies reality 🙂

Happy birthday to all from me too!

Oh! Sweet feet! Thank you!

Sounds like you had a great time Eli (and Mr Eli) 🙂 Thanks for telling us all about it. And how thoughtful of The Tab to have an article recommending the best places to go 🙂. On a tangential matter - what beers would you recommend next time I'm up in Newcastle? If you want recommendations for Derby beers and pubs, let me know!

Yes. Somewhat strange @Alfresco. But maybe she was just really keen to get going - perhaps realising she was late - so couldn't wait till you'd finished, and didn't know whether you would come back downstairs In any case you could use the downstairs toilet more, but then if your office is upstairs that might look odd.

Bumping this thread with today's news story about peeing on the land at Glasto. BBC News - Glastonbury Festival: Traces of drugs found in river at site https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-58710377

The book K is reading at the moment is Sweet Sorrow by David Nicholls. She read out a passage to me this morning:

Very creative! Sounds fun 🙂

Fantastic find 😃 Thank you!

I'm with you there. It happens here too and we have mostly manual transmission cars. Often it will be nervous drivers who brake every time they see a vehicle approaching them, even on a wide road where there is almost no risk. Quite what they think touching the brake pedal achieves is hard to understand.

Lovely. I couldn't agree more. The more I read what you write Eli, the more I fervently hope we, and Mr E and K, and some of our mutual PF friends, will one day have a good chat in person in a pub somewhere or even at that spa. But in the mean time, I'll enjoy your company here and be grateful for it 🙂

Eli, you and Mr E would be welcomed with open arms on any naturist walk. The preponderance of 50+ males is simply a reflection of the demographic of 'organised naturism' in the UK. It's not like that in other countries, nor in the UK outside organisations. It's a real shame there's not a more mixed feel to naturist events, but the issue seems intractable 🙁. Also, I know of one very highly regarded clothes-optional spa near to where you live. People speak very highly of it. I've never been, but it sounds great. I might one day persuade K to come with me so we can try it together (though s

This is a wonderful introduction - and your English is fine! Thank you so much for writing about your early experiences and about when you raised the kink with Miriam ❤️. I hope you will both write more!