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Very creative!

I love the way the tension and desperation builds through the story 🙂 And a nice image you have found / created to accompany the words.

Nice to meet you. I am sure you will enjoy the forums. There's a lot to see and read and interact with. Have fun!

Lovely to see you back @Malika! A shame about the flower, but you were trying to give it a treat ❤️

Wonderful!

Well now. Perhaps the new, easier version of Scrabble is OK. Who's going next? (From a BBC article this morning.)

Imagine Sisters of Mercy +The Cure produced by Phil Spector in full-on wall of sound mode 🙂 Needs to be played loud I think. Thank you K for reintroducing me to a band who I should have listened to more over the years.

I am sure you're right for many women, though there are some who pee forwards when standing up. The much missed @Eliminature was one and she used urinals from time to time I believe.

He can sing a bit can't he?

You're wasted here ... a summer season at the end of the pier beckons, my friend 🙂

That's an excellent idea! (And, if she didn't mind, perhaps that most erudite of PF members @greedyneedygirl might act as peer reviewer.)

Reminds me of the old Milton Jones joke: "To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

One for @Sophie 😊

Understood. I'm sure they've seen (and experienced) all sorts, and I'm sure you'll be fine x

All bets are off during childbirth (on the evidence of being present when both my kids were born!). And tbh, you'll probably not care what happens at that point. I wish you all the best with your pregnancy and the whole experience @ABBYPEEGODDESS x

Only one song for today perhaps 🙂

Sure - that makes sense, and I understand now, thanks 🙂. The pee analogy is a good one. K and I have gone through the discussion about masturbating together, on our own etc quite a while ago (we've been together a long time!) - I guess that gives me a somewhat different perspective. Oh ... and this thread is fun if you haven't found it:

It's interesting - people have different views on this, and of course we are all different. But I love it when I find out K has rubbed out an orgasm alone, and I love it even more if I get to be there when she does it (especially if I can see what she's doing_. And while it's not likely to happen, if she were to sneakily rub herself while we were both somewhere public it would be a *massive* turn-on. And she doesn't mind if I sort myself out, even if she's lying in bed next tom me. But as I say, we're all different, and you know your partner best!

Thank you so much for writing about this most special of wees @Sophie x

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I know it shouldn't have done, but it did. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68738072

I knew it! Thanks xx

Mmm. Vest or body? (If you don't mind me asking.)

Just wonderful @Bacardi ... and it's made me smile too 😊