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Most daring/naughty places you have pissed
Alfresco replied to bk3k's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
I also love discreet peeing. I have done the bench style peeing like you mention @harrietmaximah, but there are others that spring to mind. The first was a busy park in London where I peed out of the leg of my shorts onto the grass whilst crouched down looking for something in my bag with people close by. The other was whilst watching a belly flop contest on a cruise ship. I was wearing swim shorts and stood in amongst group of people. Whilst everyone was focussed on the competition, I peed in my shorts and let in run down my legs to the deck. My shorts were already wet from the hot tu -
Using an airplane toilet
Alfresco replied to BlindListener's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
You did the right thing there @BlindListener. You were being respectful of your surroundings and fellow passengers and did what would cause the least mess and had some fun into the bargain. I guess it isn't appropriate to ask the flight attendant to assist with aiming when you can't see the target........- 1 reply
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My Neighbor Might Have a Pee Fetish 🥹
Alfresco replied to Bacardi's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Excellent sighting @Bacardi. Good timing on the part of your cat to draw you to the window. I wonder if he has peed there other times as well? Maybe you should check regularly for puddles to see if there is any indication of this and maybe worth looking out of the window at a similar time in case he is habitual in the timing of his outdoor peeing. I wish I had seen some lady peeing behind my house, but the best I have seen from my house was when two guys in a BMW parked round the back of the houses and one of them peed into a bush. My wife was with me at the time and she saw him a -
Wetting a pair of French knickers
Alfresco replied to Kupar's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Definitely a very lucky guy! Lovely experience. -
Built a fake toilet stall at gf flat
Alfresco replied to Kingfisher28's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Very inventive - I hope you both have lots of fun in there. Sounds like a great room to have in the house. -
Probably - although the pee seems to only be on the plastic mat and the leather seat, so not exactly difficult to clean anyway.
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Just walked past the car on the transporter in the light. Turns out it is a 2012 BMW 120D. Doesn’t look crash damaged so must just be a breakdown.
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After the above post, I walked around a bit and then returned to the car and headed home. Near our house there is a small parking area and lately a recovery company have been a bit annoying by parking some of their recovery trucks in an area that is really meant for residents. I was going to pee behind one of the trucks before going into my house, but I noticed that one truck had a car on the back of it. Usually their business is mostly recovering cars that are right offs so I thought it would be fun to see if it were open and maybe pee in it. I tried the door and it was unl
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I have done plenty more peeing away from toilets, but thought it about time that I posted something here. Yesterday there were reports that a Red Aura might be visible in the night sky even as far south in the UK as we are. I used this excuse to go out at about 10pm. I had needed a pee since about 9pm. I had another pint of water before I went out. I was wearing just some lounge trousers (thin jogging pants) and top with no underwear as I had been in the shower after a busy day doing physical activity. I just put a coat over the top and added socks and trainers. First place I
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I often find that I don't hear anything of a conversation and then the word "Pee" or similar is mentioned and suddenly I'm tuned in.
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I was there as Alfresco01, but I found it was difficult to work with. As others have said, some attitudes were not to my liking. The other thing that I found was that there was no option to react to a post without typing a reply, so posts often didn't seem to get any response even though they might have been appreciated by people. I also found Peefans to be much more friendly, welcoming and interactive, so I spent my time here rather than there. It had its place for me early on, but in more recent years I hardly visited at all.
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I don't travel a lot by train and when I do I'm usually with my wife who doesn't appreciate these things. However, I have wet a seat whilst sat next to someone and also peed on the floor under the cover of a jacket. I wouldn't worry too much about the cameras as they are not monitored live and it is a great hassle to recover the footage off them, so they are mainly there as a deterrent and only accessed in the event of a serious problem. Even if they did decide to look at them because the cleaners found a wet seat, it would be difficult to trace back to anyone as (a) you would be long gon
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I've reported this in the past, but I've been in men's toilets at several events where the ladies had queues out of the door and ladies started queuing for cubicles in the men's. In one case the ladies had a perfect side on view of the line of guys peeing at the urinals, but in this case it was very calm and the ladies discretely enjoyed the view and men didn't seem to mind. I certainly didn't. I took the urinal nearest the ladies queue and stood back a little so they could look if they wanted to. I just found it frustrating that they were in the guys toilets, happily enjoying the view
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Pee Conversations / Scenes on Mainstream TV
Alfresco replied to Lisadel30's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
From Graham Norton, Kate Winslet tells how she did the pee scene in Holy Smoke and they go on to talk about shewees. -
I do love a good waterfall, but if there is a choice between viewing the river waterfall and a homemade waterfall, I'll take the homemade one every time! A waterfall in the middle of the path is even better.
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Yes, definitely. Sometimes I can go hours without needing to pee, but other times I can't last half an hour! It definitely depends on how much I drink, but sometimes even if I spread my drinks out a bit, I can still need to pee very quickly. I drink a lot of tea and yes, that is probably my issue too. I typically drink large mugs of tea (a pint or thereabouts each time) and I drink water as well. So a typical work day will involve tea or water pretty frequently and peeing just as often. My issue is the speed at which my bladder seems to go from 0 to 10. I often end up being
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Pee Partner Found? Encounter So Far
Alfresco replied to Auxillaire's topic in Real Pee Encounters & Experiences
Fantastic developments so far. She seems to definitely be interested. As a minimum she doesn't have any qualms peeing outside and in close proximity with you. But, the fact that she chose to squat right next to you, looking at you peeing means that she has chosen to take the next step. To then admit to enjoying the view and offering to "wipe" you, means she is admitting that she doesn't mind if there is a taste of your pee there - even if she was just going for the blow job. The fact that she stayed in her squat position, presumably without pulling her trousers back up, probably -
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Alfresco replied to likesToLick's topic in Pee Talk & Questions
Definitely the middle one is she is willing. Why do I never find urinals like that in public toilets? -
Nicely done! Good fun and nobody any the wiser.
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Superb @Bacardi! Was the bath mat is in the same room as the shower? Or was it a case of he was showering in say an en-suite whilst you used the bath mat in a separate bathroom. If it was the same room, I am guessing your husband knew you did this. How did he react?
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That is a very lucky encounter! You say you went to the men’s room, but she was in there. Was she deliberately peeing in the men’s room without locking the door or was it a unisex single toilet?
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He might not have noticed you actually peeing, but you had previously said you really needed to pee, then twice he asked you to hold it, then you didn’t use the toilet, so even if he didn’t notice the point at which you peed, I am sure he would have deduced that you peed in the shower. He would know that a full bladder plus running water in a shower would lead to release - especially when you didn’t use the toilet before or after the shower.
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Definitely tell him something about this then. He will hopefully at least oblige you again in the future even if he doesn't appreciate it himself. That's how I started to get progress with Mrs A. She doesn't appreciate the peeing for herself but I've told her how much it does for me, starting with little things and when I realised that she was OK with it, even if she didn't appreciate it, then I told her more. Now she still thinks I'm mad, but from time to time she will pee outside and let me watch or pee on me or let me drink her pee.
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@Bacardi That is great news and an exciting development for you. I hope you can use it in some way to let your husband know how you enjoyed it. Maybe you can have a discussion about the fact that sex was great that night and that thinking back it was either because you had a full bladder or because he was controlling your bladder. Depending on his reaction, you could drop hints about other things related to pee over the next few weeks and see how he reacts.
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I used to have an old wooden bodied living van (the type that would travel behind steam traction engines to provide accommodation for the crew). One night for a reason that I can't remember, my Dad stayed in there and I wasn't there. In the morning I asked how he got on and he said it was fine, but he found the window was an awkward height to pee out of. I laughed and said "Why didn't you just pee out of the door then?". He said that thought just never occurred to him. I have visions of him stood on the bench by the window hunched over so his head wasn't hitting the roof, trying to ai