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13 minutes ago, embruh said:One thing that does make me jealous is the amount of CCTV footage we could be missing of these scenarios playing out, as well as thousands of incidents of it happening in Parking Garages, Stairwells, Storage Rooms etc, of people going in that we won't ever know of except maybe the odd anecdote we'd hear from a friend. However it is a very hot thing to think about, just imagine how much is happening right now.
This is definitely the case. I have many times been out in towns and cities on Friday nights and seen the girls peeing in the streets, alleys, behind bins, shop doorways etc. I know that they also pee in stairwells and I have found the puddles, but only once have I spotted the culprits and even then it was after the deed (they were coming out of the stairwell doing up their belts). These are definitely girls in the category of needing to pee and doing so out of convenience. I absolutely love seeing them and very often on a Friday night I am sitting at home thinking about all the peeing that must be going on that I'm missing. Also, when I am out in towns or cities, I can only be in one place at one time and I still know that I'm missing many sightings.
As for CCTV, there are many places where CCTV cover those places that are ideal for peeing and I would love to have access to those cameras. I once caught a girl peeing in a covered shopping mall that didn't have doors on the entrances - i.e. it was more like a pedestrianised street with a roof. The girl was peeing squatted against the wall. I pointed out to her that there was a camera pointing right at her and her attitude was brilliant, she said that she wasn't bothered if people saw her and she waved at the camera whilst still peeing.
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Not scuba classes, but kayaking with wetsuits, rafting with wetsuits and swimming in wetsuits.
I've posted the stories before:
Two of the events are here:
The rafting one was when we went white water rafting at a venue and the coach said that we would not be returning to the building if anyone wanted to pee as it took too long. He said that we would all be soaked anyway and we should just let nature take its course. He said it was an outdoor facility and that no doubt there was worse than a bit of pee in there and he admitted that he had peed in there on occasion. Nobody mentioned it during the session, but the session was two hours or thereabouts and nobody rushed to the toilets when we finished the session. That was a mixed group of male and female, all wearing wetsuits provided by the centre.
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@JDG, I agree with your thoughts on this and my wife seems to be similar to yours although not as willing to pee outside as yours is. She has peed outside a good few times, but each time it is because she needs to pee and there are no other options. Apart from in our own garden, I think there are only two times where she has peed outside when there was a possibility of getting to a toilet in a short timeframe. Like you, I'd love to see my wife pee in many other places, but I'm a bit reluctant to suggest them as I know she wouldn't appreciate some of them. I have sometimes tried to swing it in my favour, like when there are toilets 5 mins walk away and I suggest she just goes where we are, but she almost always chooses to take the walk.
I nearly had a result on Saturday. We had walked away from the toilets to somewhere else and when we got there she said "I need a wee! Why do I always need a wee when I walk away from the toilet?" I thought she might just pee where she was as there was nobody around, but she opted to walk back to the toilets. Maybe she was waiting for me to suggest it, I don't know, but if that was the case then I was too slow off the mark because she knows that I know she doesn't like peeing outside and therefore I don't suggest it very often, but rather leave it to her. I do pee outside myself when I'm with her and often say that she should do the same, but she only does it rarely.
I think the level of "convenience" varies amongst ladies. i.e. some people find it convenient to pee in a bush if there is one there, even if there is a toilet 5 mins away. Other people find it convenient to pee outside only if there is no chance of getting to a toilet and it is the only chance to avoid wetting themselves. To me, I think it is best when the ladies just don't care about where they pee, they don't wait until they are desperate, but simply pee when the need arises using whatever option is the easiest option for them at that moment.
I often think about ladies debating between peeing whether they should pee somewhere that is slightly more exposed, but has the least impact on others or being willing to inconvenience others slightly in the interest of gaining more privacy. For example, in a town, a lady could decide to pee in a gutter over a drain which would have no impact on anyone, but would come with a good chance that they would be caught, or they could go in the stairwell of a multistorey car park and pee there in relative privacy but leave a puddle for others to find and if enough people do it, a residual smell. I like both kinds of ladies - one type doesn't care too much about who sees them, so that is an admirable trait whilst the other type doesn't care too much about what she is pissing on as long as it works for her and gives her the privacy she wants. That is also a special kind of girl which I like.
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Looks like the council are asking for that stairwell to be used as a toilet. There used to be toilets on the opposite side of the road and just along from some bus stops. I always thought that the likelihood was that when the toilets were closed in the evening, drunk people waiting for the buses would go in the stairwell to pee. However, since my last visit, the council have knocked down the toilets and replaced them with another open air car park, so now, even in the day time there are no facilities other than the stairwell. Worse than that, the council haven't removed the sign pointing in that direction to "WC", so if you see the sign and head in that direction, then find no actual toilets, you can only assume that the sign means "pee in the car park".
Here is the view of the street. The sign on the left is directing pedestrians to a WC further along the road. The car park is on the left as you can see - the stairwell being the far end of the block in the middle of the picture. The toilets were just beyond building that you can see furthest away on the right hand side of the road.
So go along the road in the direction of the car park above until you get to near the far end of the car park and below is what you used to see. The entrance to the stairwell in question is the green door on the left and the toilets are the building on the right with the clock on the front. The ladies is the open doorway that you can see just to the right of the no entry road sign. The bus stops are on the right hand side of the road pretty much opposite the car park - so in front of the parked car that you see below.
And this is it now. Toilets gone (but sign directing you there is still there).
So, hopefully that means there will be plenty more peeing in that stairwell. I do have my suspicions that the life of that car park is limited though. There are three staircases and no lift. One staircase is closed off "for health and safety reasons" the second staircase is open air and the third is full of pee. The car park itself is very run down and doesn't look like it has had any maintenance for a while. There is building work going on on the next plot and I expect there is a plan to remove or replace the car park at some point.
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Well, I was in the vicinity of the place mentioned above for work yesterday and I made a point of stopping there again. I had my own need to take care of and I thought it would be a suitable place as well as wanting to check out the place again to see whether it was still the same and whether it showed signs of recent use. I was not disappointed. Link to my own peeing account and video is at the bottom of this post. I am going to apologise for the quality of the photos as I have had to do several times recently. I've not found out that the camera on my phone is damaged and won't focus properly so it is pot luck how they turn out. I need to get a new phone or carry a separate camera.
I went up to the first floor and found that the alcove previous mentioned in the earlier post was awash with pee. Again it was very obvious that it had been used regularly as a toilet in recent times as it had not dried and was still liquid in the alcove. I suspect it never fully dries!
The next floor up was not so wet, but there was a tissue in the corner, indicating that probably a lady had used the facilities on this floor. I suspect the floors below may well have also been used by both men and ladies but without tissues. However, you could consider that maybe the ladies were a little more concerned about being caught and didn't want to squat in the flood, so went a bit higher up the stairs.
Finally, on the top floor, there was once again a proper flood of pee. This really was a flood and I dipped the tips of my fingers into the centre of the puddle and found that the puddle was actually about 6mm deep. There was also another tissue here. I think this was the most popular area because the chance of anyone entering from the top deck of the car park was the least and if peeing on a lower level you also have the risk of people from above coming past. It was also interesting that on every floor that slope was backwards into the alcove and there were no drains, so the pee just sits there.
These were the puddles which still had liquid in evidence, but the stairs themselves and the middle landings between floors were also stained and the whole staircase reeked of pee.
I went out onto the parking deck and also found this puddle in a corner:
After looking at everything, I then went back into the stairwell, stood on a half landing and peed down the stairs. For those interested, the account of my peeing along with pics and video can be found in the men peeing section at the link below, in the thread where I record some of my peeing exploits:
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The meeting was lengthy, so I had to pee in the toilets during the break, but also topped up with another tea. At the end of the meeting my colleagues went to the toilet, but I didn't. I was quite full, but I left the site anyway and drove off. I stopped at a car park which had partly outdoor and partly multi storey car parking and was a bit run down. I parked in the outdoor bit and walked into the multi storey, where I entered the stairwell with the idea of peeing there. I found that other people had previously had the same idea as the smell of pee was strong and there were stains and wet areas, so some of it was recent (I'll post about what I saw separately).
I went up the stairs, checking out the puddles that were already there. I had originally thought that I would pee on one of the landings in a corner, but as the place was so run down and already very obviously regularly used as a toilet, I stood on a landing and peed down the stairs, initially falling onto the steps below me, but with a good push, reaching the landing below me and then I turned to the side to pee through the railings onto the next flight down.
I got a video of it, from which the photos below are screenshots. The video can be viewed here: https://www.erome.com/a/yop4HCZF. Enjoy!
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Yesterday, I had the first trip away for my work since before Covid. I took advantage and peed without the use of the toilet both before and after the meeting.
On arrival to the destination, I found a quiet side road and parked the car with the driver's door against the kerb. There was a narrow pavement, then a low wall and beyond that was an open area of park land. The location is shown below to help you visualise. There were a few people walking in the park land, not directly next to me, but a bit in the distance. I unzipped my trousers, pulled out my dick, had a quick look around, opened the car door, swung one leg out and started peeing into the gutter. The people in the park, if they had looked, would see me stopped with the door open and facing out of the car and may or may not have guessed what I was doing, but they wouldn't be able to see me actually peeing.
The pee accumulated in the gutter and started running down the road. I kept peeing until I was empty. A post office van was approaching up the lane just as I was finishing, so I swung my leg back inside and closed the door. As is sometimes the case, when peeing in that position, I find that there is a last spurt as I readjust everything. With my car, I try to ensure that is done successfully before moving and closing the door, but I was in a hire car, so I just worried about getting back in and out of view. The final spurt and shake of drips went on the floor and got absorbed by the black carpet. I then drove the last five minutes to the place where I was going. I met a colleague in reception and of course his first destination was to the toilets, whereas I was already relieved. We both then got a tea/coffee from the on site cafe and took them to the meeting room.
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Looks good to me, but about four hours away. The swim up bars will get plenty of peeing, even from non fans. The saunas and steam rooms sound fun and there could be a challenge to pee in all 35 pools.
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Loving this so far @Broccoli. Brilliant start and I love the backstory an detail. Definitely would love to read more.
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That was a super hot experience @zorba3189. In a roundabout way it actually makes it more naughty that the girl just pees for convenience and doesn’t care where she pees. That carefree attitude of needing relief, realising there is no standard bathroom option available, so just peeing wherever without worrying about what she is peeing on is naughty and hot. Some girls would hold bang on the bathroom door, some would find a receptacle to pee in and empty later (bin, kettle, ice bucket, mugs would typically be available in a hotel room) others would get dressed or put on a robe and seek a toilet outside of the room or maybe even find a quiet stairwell which would still be peeing on the carpet but not traceable back to the room. However, this girl just didn’t care, needed relief and took the easy option with no thought for the consequences to the carpet nor worry about it getting found.
@Catie_lee, I know that you enjoy peeing anywhere, but it is certainly great to know your friends pee in places like buses, taxis and cinemas even though they are not into pee. How did this first happen and how did they become comfortable peeing in such places with you and each other knowing? I can imagine that maybe a group of you were on a bus, you needed to pee and did so, they may have been shocked, but also desperate and saw that you were now comfortable whilst they were desperate, so you persuaded them to try it. I may be completely wrong, but would love to hear. It sounds like they all now pee when they need to without worrying about the bus/taxi/cinema seat. Would love to hear stories.
@Bacardi, I too would love it if society adopted the Kaylama approach. In the mean time, it seems some people have done! I hope you can also experience that freedom at least a few times.
Personally I will always find a place to pee if I need to, and that has included trains and buses, but not taxis. Yesterday it was a car park stairwell (will post story and pics in the men’s section later) and in the gutter next to my car on a side street.
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4 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:
On a cruise ship it must be fun to watch people getting into a pool or a hot tub for just a short time - obviously only in there for a pee!
yes, definitely. I have a lot of fun people watching on ships - especially around pool areas.
I posted in more detail about a couple of these accounts here:https://peefans.com/topic/21280-hot-tub-pee-etiquette/?do=findComment&comment=290728
one of them is a more detailed account of the girl I mentioned above.
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11 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:
Thanks for posting this @Alfresco as I've never been on a cruise. When @Spectacle suggested this for the '150 people from here pee in a pool' fantasy I at first thought he'd found the best idea. 🙂 To feed my craving for a pool containing 5% urine I was hoping pools on ships would retain the same water (unchanged) at least from port to port - as on a trans-Atlantic crossing I'd be expecting a very strong 'chlorine' smell from the pool toward the end! 😉 Although you've 'burst my bubble' it's still good to know the reality on most long-distance cruises.
By the way, talking about this has helped me to understand my particular 'twist' on our fetish. As a kid I remember overhearing my mum and dad talking excitedly about strong 'chlorine' smells in local public pools when they were growing up. Perhaps I shouldn't have sneakily listened (and perhaps they should have been more careful too) but I did enjoy hearing them talking.
Sorry to have burst your bubble, but on the other hand, it is great to know that during any given day (between water changes), lots of people are peeing in what are generally small pools - especially the hot tubs. It is also great fun to watch out for who is making special trips to the pool or hot tub for just a minute or two and also fun to sit in the hot tubs and have people come and pee next to you. Also fun to pee there myself whilst others are right next to me.
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On 3/8/2022 at 5:17 AM, Spectacle said:
Think of that. The whole wide ocean all around you, and you still leave your piss in the swimming pool on the deck. Keep that pollution in one place!
The pollution will soon be spread and diluted though - the swimming pools are emptied and refilled regularly and that water goes into the ocean. A lot of cruise ship swimming pools are salt water - they simply take the water from the sea, use it for a day and then swap it for clean, filtered sea water over night with appropriate addition of chlorine. Some ships use "freeflowing sea water" which means that the water is continuously cycled as water new water is added and old water removed throughout the day. This is similar to the normal filtration cycle of a pool, but instead of recirculating the water via a filter, new water is passed in through the filter. Some ships do use fresh water rather than salt water, so I suspect the water in these is changed less frequently as it would require desalination of the water taken in from the sea.
https://emmacruises.com/cruise-lines-drain-the-swimming-pools-at-night-heres-why/
https://emmacruises.com/some-cruise-ship-pools-are-salt-water-some-fresh-heres-which/
The websites say about swapping the water as it gets dirty from things like sunscreen - they don't mention pee, but that is most likely another reason for swapping the water as there are so many people using the small pools and you can guarantee a good proportion of them are also using them as their personal toilets.
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On 3/8/2022 at 5:17 AM, Spectacle said:I think if this were going to happen, it would probably be on a cruise ship, because that's the only way to guarantee that the pool is within walking distance the whole time (or at least whenever the ship is in transit).
Think of that. The whole wide ocean all around you, and you still leave your piss in the swimming pool on the deck. Keep that pollution in one place!
Having been on several cruises, I can confirm that those pools get peed in - a lot. Not only are there the people who pee in them whilst swimming, but I've seen plenty of people; ladies and men, who spend hours on their loungers with copious amounts of drinks and they don't leave the pool deck. However, they do get up, walk to the pool, get in for less than a minute and get out again before returning to their lounge chairs. The same can be said of the jacuzzi or hot tubs on the pool decks and also the showers on the pool decks. I've probably said it here before, but I was once in one of those jacuzzi tubs when two girls got in and sat down with several other people in the tub. They stayed there about two minutes and then got out. The second one was sat next to me and as she got out I asked her "Feel better now?" and she went bright red and laughed then said "Much" and quickly exited the tub.
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6 hours ago, yellowii said:
I have been to public toilets that have this kind of arrangement with a grill on the floor beneath the urinal. I did wonder whether there was actually any need for the urinal at all. Surely just pee on the tiled wall or directly onto the grill on the floor. Certainly makes cleaning easier with no puddles on the floor.
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@hold_on - you are still above average. This report concluded that all mammals pee on average for 21 seconds and that it doesn't matter the size of the animal (or person). Obviously it varies considerably and probably the 21 seconds is an average pee where the person pees when the feel the need rather than holding until desperate.
Personally I would say my typical pee is somewhere between 25 and 30 seconds. My longest pee that I recorded was 75 seconds, that being after I had sat through a long film. I have regularly topped 1 minute when I have to hold.
However, I'm also now on the wrong side of 50 and I also find that quite often I go from no great need to desperation very quickly - especially if I have been drinking a lot of fluids.
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Good to hear that relaxed attitude. It would be even more interesting to know whether those same mums would happily pee in the yard themselves.
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On 3/6/2022 at 2:46 AM, Transpeerant said:
@Alfresco if you want/need a buddy for all of those ventures during said time freezes, I’m available! 😂
Well it would definitely be far more fun with two!
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Oh so many options. I would need to stop time every time I needed to pee for a week! I would definitely drink copious amounts of water. I would pee on carpets in stores, hotels, fitting rooms, etc. I would pee in a lift (elevator) with other people next to me, pee off a mezzanine floor of a shopping centre onto the concourse (and maybe even people) below, pee on a train seat, a bus seat, a cinema seat, a pub seat, over the table in a restaurant, on the stage of a theatre performance amongst the cast with the (frozen) audience watching. The possibilities are endless, but you get the idea.
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It varies depending on the circumstances and state of desperation. Sometimes I can’t help but release the lot, or at least a good amount before stemming the flow. Other times, mainly if not so desperate, I can release in short bursts or even subtle dribbles.
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21 hours ago, whiskey35 said:
You should have chanced it and offered to help her Big Bear. It seems you'd build up a bit of a repour so you might have been lucky.😉
When I read the account, I did wonder that and also wondered what I would do in that situation. I usually take the path of least possibility of offence, which unfortunately also is usually the path of least opportunity. I often think of clever things to say afterwards, by which time it is too late. In the moment I usually only say very innocent things.
So in that particular situation, I would probably have done exactly the same as @Big Bear, but afterwards I would probably have thought that I should definitely have offered to give her cover, with a concerned and supportive attitude - although it may have come across to her as being creepy. The other thought would have been to have suggested that maybe she could have just squatted low whilst wearing the suit and pee hard through the suit. She would only have a small wet patch which would be fairly unobtrusive but she would have had her relief without having to strip naked, expose herself and freeze.
Having said all that, I doubt I would have been quick enough or brave enough to suggest it at the time.
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I have never been, but I would have thought any alley way or sheltered area near the main festivities would be a candidate. Wherever a large number of people are gathered, there will be someone peeing somewhere nearby. Look especially for areas where people stay in one place for a long time to party. The parades themselves will attract people, but there will also be party zones.
Most important thing is to remember to post us some accounts of what you do manage to see. 😁
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On 2/24/2022 at 9:56 PM, MaxWasTaken said:Just do it like the girls have to do. Pull your pants down your knees xD. They wear pants to. (Not saying that it is practical :D. Or that you should do it ^^)
I once tried to pee while tieing my shoe to be extra sneaky. It either doesn't work well or i haven't figured out the right technique xD.Absolutely right. Men don't have to adopt the accepted standard position of standing facing a wall/tree to pee.
It is particularly easy when wearing suitable shorts in the summer. I have sometimes knelt down on grass on one knee and peed out of the leg of my shorts whilst looking in a bag or tying my shoe lace on the other foot. I've done this with people close by and they haven't batted an eyelid, which brings me onto
On 2/24/2022 at 9:56 PM, MaxWasTaken said:You can hide so much in plain sight as long as you don't arouse suspicion somehow. Most people are on autopilot most of the day.
This is totally right. If you don't look like you are peeing then most people won't notice what you are doing. Only yesterday I desperately needed to pee so I pulled into a supermarket carpark. Whilst sat in the car, I undid my fly and released my penis under the cover of the front of my coat. I then got out of the car, opened the back door and leant into the back seat looking like I was sorting out bags or something. Meanwhile I was peeing onto the tarmac next to the car. There were people around, but nobody batted an eyelid. OK, so when I then got back in the car and pulled away, someone may have seen the puddle, but that didn't worry me.
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Very much depends on how much effort you make to hide and how close you are to other people. There is always a chance of people seeing you if you pee outside, but the chances of being caught depend greatly on the nearby population and whether you pee in an open area or seek some seclusion. Assuming someone does see you, the next question is how much they see - if you wear clothing that hides you suitably then someone can see you are squatting but won't see your pussy. If you expose your pussy by removing trousers or lifting a skirt high up then yes there is a greater chance of your pussy being seen.