PissingBlonde

In terms of in front of the most people, it would have to be standing on a river bank in the afternoon with 30 or so others - mostly men - swimming in the river right in front of me at a bike rally years ago. I'm not really the biker type (if there is such a thing) but it was lots of fun and the scenery was spectacular.

I had just been in the forest fucking my man at the time and was still super horny when I walked back out towards our camp. As we approached the swimming hole I really needed to go so just stood there, legs apart and peed my swimsuit... don't think anyone noticed but if they had been paying attention they may have seen the yellow and jizz running down my legs.

Later that day I won the wet T-shirt contest. I usually prefer dark haired girls with smaller boobs but you take what you're given. The $100 prize money was nice but the best bit was the T-shirt that said 'Wet T-shirt Contestant' on the front cos I gave it to my friend who wore it for ages after - it looked much more hilarious on a tall skinny guy! (Hi M, it's me.)

In the forest earlier in the day of the contest the man had pissed on my tits......... I like to think this helped give them that certain 'je ne sais quoi' but who really knows.

Thanks everyone - I wish I had joined in but at the time was in sort of a state of delighted shock... couldn't believe my luck!

But it holds a special place in my wank bank and I've cum countless times to multiple variations since then.

I love @steve25805 's idea of a Bonnie and Clyde style 'pee spree' - sounds right up my alley 😃

Despite my many deviant fantasies it turns out I was seriously deluding myself when I thought I had time for writing fiction, so will stick to real experiences for now. This is a bit rough as I just banged it out from memory but you get the general idea. It won't be to everyone's taste so proceed at your own risk...

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When I was 18 I found myself at a large house in the country for a boring function. There were several dozen others there and the host was a real creep. Even at that age I was used to people perving at my tits but I didn't mind - as long as they were discrete about it I had no problem with them getting enjoyment from looking and fantasizing about me later in private. But this guy was a total sleaze and the fact that it was his house made it difficult to escape his leering and blatant smutty innuendos. Despite several attempts to talk with some of the more interesting visitors instead, he kept ignoring my lack of interest and hovering around me anyway.

There was a big table with food and drinks so I kept drinking water and juice to pass the time; I was getting quite full and the pressure of the pee inside me felt nice. To try and zone out of the pest's droning on about some tedious topic as a flimsy pretext to oggle my breasts, I began to observe the other guests. Noticing that two men were eyeing me up in a much more subtle way, I wondered if they needed to use the bathroom too. I started to imagine them walking over before ordering me to take off my dress and panties.

"Get down on all fours and open your mouth," the older one told me. As I did what he instructed, the second man went around behind me. I couldn't see him but soon felt a hot blast of pee on my slit move back and forth between my clit and asshole, showering my cheeks with its warmth. The man in front of me unzipped his fly, flopped his dick out, and began to urinate into my mouth. I couldn't swallow fast enough and the overflow spilt salty liquid down onto my bra, soaking through it to my flesh. He just kept pissing on my face and hair for ages while the one I couldn't see pounded me so hard from behind, I peed myself on his balls as he fucked me. I started thinking about the other people in the room who needed to relieve themselves coming over and using me to pee on but something snapped my attention back to reality and I remembered where I was.

There was a break in the homeowner's monologue and I realised that I really needed to go for a wee before I wet my pants in front of everyone. Recalling being told when I first arrived that the toilets were upstairs, I made my excuses and headed for the door...

I went up the large flight of stairs and walked down a wide hallway with very plush carpet. Just as I started to wonder where the bathroom was, I saw a man going in the same direction as me up ahead turn into one of the many rooms. Thinking he might be there for the same reason as me I went along and looked through the doorway.

It was a big bedroom and in the time it had taken me to get there the average looking man had already undone his fly and got out his massive purple cock. Ducking back to peek around the door frame, I could tell he hadn't heard me and although I was quite close by facing his side, he was slightly turned away and concentrating on what he was doing. Adjusting himself so his hairy balls were also sticking out of his trousers, the man started to stroke his dick and I thought I was going to see him masturbate.

But to my surprise the visitor started urinating onto the bed. For a few seconds he made a pool in the middle of the expensive quilt then aimed his arc onto the pillows. Moving his stream back and forth, the bedside tables also got a good dousing. Then he took a couple of steps so his back was facing me but I could see from the yellow piss splattering all over the white paint that he was blasting the wall like a urinal.

The sound of his strong stream destroying the furnishings was making me aware of my own urgent need to go but he showed no sign of stopping. Still pissing like a hose he aimed high up the heavy curtains, soaking them in his smelly scent before pointing his prick at the floor. Spraying wide, he covered a big area of carpet in his pee before finally slowing. He pushed out the last few squirts then the man faced the bed again. Using the whole room as his toilet had made him even harder and he only wanked for a minute or two before grunting and spunking onto the ruined bed.

My heart was racing but I casually walked further down the hall until he had gone downstairs then went back and looked into the bedroom - by now I was very turned on from holding for so long and watching what the seemingly normal man had done. The fancy bedroom was drenched in his urine and the strong musky smell made my bladder almost ache.

If I had tried to find the real bathroom I knew I would start wetting my pants as I walked and leave a long trail of wee along the hallway. There was a large upholstered chair in the one corner he hadn't sprayed so I quickly went over and got up on it. Squatting above the soft surface I faced out towards the centre of the room and only just pulled my panties to the side in time to use the chair as a toilet. Pee poured out of me and rapidly saturated the seat cushion below.

I had only just started to relieve myself and, seeing the carpet in front of the chair was still dry, I shifted position and squeezed hard. My little pink pussy squirted long golden jets of piss all over the floor as well for what seemed like forever. The hot fluid teased my clit as it rushed over it and I almost climaxed only from the touch of my own stream. It was making me so horny but after making a big dark stain on the carpet my bladder was empty and I finally finished peeing.

In one way I was relieved but now I was desperate to make myself cum; worried that someone might have heard the noisy hissing as we pissed, I controlled myself, went down to the ground floor again, and left the property. Once I got home I had one of the best orgasms ever and to this day it remains one of my favourite memories.

I only hope that whoever found our mess took a long leak there too.........

My suggestions have already been covered by other people but I just wanted to say to @PissFanOmega that I love watching all different shapes, sizes, and ages of men pissing in porn - and real life - so if it is something you would enjoy showing others, you should go for it! My least favourite male body type is actually the big muscles / six pack / looks like he spends too much time at the gym and in front of the mirror type - I love seeing larger guys peeing as I like to imagine (probably mistakenly) that they have bigger bladders and can piss more 😀

You never know how or when you may meet someone; I wasn't looking for anything when I started talking to my Master online. After getting to know him for a few months before we met in person he was so smashing that by the time I saw him I honestly wouldn't have cared what he looked like........ it turned out he was tall with a huge cock and a mind like a steel trap but those things are just the cherry on top - he is kind, funny, confident, and wise and that is what makes me love and respect him.

I love piss - when said out loud the hissing sound at the end is so evocative.........

But I alternate it with pee for variety and when talking about urinating in a non-sexual context.

Skype is a useful tool but personally I won't use it for piss related things. I'm much more of a voyeur than an exhibitionist and love looking at other's pics and vids - I prefer normal looking people really enjoying peeing rather than porn stars who are paid to pretend so never seem to run out of free amateur stuff to watch. Also I want to completely preserve my anonymity so I can keep the naughty peeing incognito and write about my experiences and fantasies freely on here.

I'm usually too busy even to post publicly so hardly ever get time to message privately - am trying to keep the DMs to just a few people with very similar interests and even then it's hard to keep up! Thank you to the lovely people who have sent me messages; I wish there were more hours in the day because I would certainly spend them talking about peeing! Sorry if this has gone off on a bit of a tangent...

There are so many but some of my favourites are pissing anywhere I want, golden showers, pee bukake, wetting my panties wherever I am, taking a piss in people's mouths, watching men spraying all over things, being used as a urinal at a party, piss vandalism, peeing on carpets and furniture, people watching me pissing......... I'm hoping to go into more detail in Fictional Pee Stories when I have time...

@kinkyygiraffe and @Starks2010 Great idea to have a car or van just for piss! I fantasize about peeing in cars but get put off by the cleanup... I like to imagine me and the other passengers using the backseat as a toilet or just emptying our bladders into the seats as we drive. The only time in reality was as a teenager and I was desperate but there was nowhere for my friend to pull over - I let out squirts of piss onto the rubber floor mat until we finally stopped and I got the door open just in time to shoot a big stream out onto the grass verge.

Please don't ever stop - it's so......... motivational 😉

1. A large indoor plant in an office, standing up.

2. The back of the seat in front of me sitting in the movie theatre.

3. My ex's motorbike seat while we were riding. He told me before we left, "When you need to pee I'm not stopping - I want you to wet your pants." So I did, then a while later he pulled over and pissed on me and the bike. I was surprised (and pleased) that he went on his own bike, but he was probably too horny to think straight.

4. My friend's closet and the stuff inside it while she watched me and touched herself.

5. A pint glass. Bonus info: it overflowed but I kept going on the floor then the man made me drink some of it. He poured the rest of my wee onto his cock and balls and told me to lick and suck it off so I did.

Personally I like to see them go anywhere other than the toilet (and even then I wouldn't complain hahaha). Especially enjoy outdoors, walls, trees, anywhere they shouldn't, even on me, but my favourite place is to watch them naughty pissing indoors all over carpet, walls, furniture, curtains, cubicles, bathrooms etc. I mostly satisfy this through watching Pornhub etc or I'd be responsible for inciting a LOT of property destruction... in my fantasies there are many scenarios but I draw the line at wrecking very precious and expensive things or sacred places like graves and churches in real life. No judgement on other's kinks but not really into peeing on himself or into clothes, diapers etc. I love thinking about men getting so horny after spraying piss everywhere they have to wank and cum all over stuff too!