PissingBlonde

The nonchalant peeing was such a turn on!  💛

On 2/11/2020 at 3:41 AM, speedy3471 said:

Sunrise yesterday morning

Look - Speedy's been peeing so much it's turned the sky yellow!

@88mphArtist Good to hear - you are one of my favourite artists 😉

For some reason I don't mind the idea of peeing in an unlocked soap dispenser because it's too good an opportunity to pass up but draw the line at forcing it open, I don't know why. On further reflection (after more viewings) it occurred to me that if it was a unisex toilet and the timing was just right, you might be about to father some scamps 😮 But probably with girls dozy enough not to notice the toilet paper was soaked in piss and jizz, or the pervy ones who were turned on by it...

In a year or so be on the lookout for hordes of babies that look like you!!! hahahaha

So hot and also very sweet - it's making me all nostalgic for the local doctor's son who first inspired my love of cock sucking... 💛

That started my day off right! 😃

The shaking seemed 'in context'. I like the idea of washing my hands with pee-diluted soap but will admit I'm probably in the minority on that... hate to be the voice of reason but please don't get arrested forcing or damaging the dispenser

- we need you free to continue your campaign of cum and pee artistry 💛

I really enjoyed this... sometimes the giant messes are the best kind

Gotta keep those trees watered  😉

@oliver2 This is going to give away my 'not really a spy' game too, but I'm in the South Island and the main soup around these parts at the moment seems to be the massive flood we just had.

I mean I usually am a fan of a lot of fluid but this is a bit much even for me 😕

Awesome detail - you're like a forensic piss detective!

Spookily sublime  💛

I'm very pale with emerald eyes and live in a beautiful green valley so hope this is a premonition -

maybe if I concentrate hard enough...

On 1/31/2020 at 10:13 AM, Sureman said:

Wait a minute are you pissing blonde from pornhub 😂?

Aaarggh - we're replicating 😮  Soon the whole planet will be submerged in pee!

On Pornhub I don't show, just watch... men pissing all over stuff preferably 😜  I'm not sure why it gets me off, but it does.

Actually I don't really do social media; mainly here and Fetlife...

I'm basically just a pervert.

Beautiful beginning, very intriguing...

8 minutes ago, Bumperking17 said:

Good luck trying. This bondage very easy to set up with a partner tho. But, this was meant to be a self-bondage and can be set up ourselves. The nipple clamp was the main part of the predicament. Since you are using cable tie to lighten the pressure, you can endure that even if you not masochistic. However, moving your toes/legs gonna cost you hell of torture for nipple. So, decision is yours. Thanks 😉 

May swap the clamps for some breast bondage with the rope - love the pressure but not the pain 😉

Clever idea - great way to tease and entertain yourself. Love the running water sound effects to add to the torment!

I'm not at all into pain, just a bit of light bondage, so would try without the nipple clamps. Will have to ask Master to leave me like this next time we have a free rainy day; the evil laugh he does so well is really going to add to the predicament and suspense...

Sexy AF! Like to think of it as making a more environmentally friendly form of wet wipes - I'd use them to help 'keep NZ green'.

I've used up all my messenger storage but will try to free up some space to reply in a few days when I get the chance...

Ok - hopefully this will be my last scary animal post for a while, and apologies to @speedy3471 for taking your perfectly pervable thread off on such a tangent.

It's just that after I replied to @F.W yesterday, there was an article in the paper about how kea are dying from chewing on lead roofing nails, so I stand corrected: apparently they also eat things that are nailed down. Shouldn't really joke about this as the naughty little buggers are so cute and it is very sad...

But it made me think: hmmmm - men talk about having 'lead in their pencil'... obviously this may not stand up to scientific scrutiny but what if people who get turned on by pissing outdoors are being hunted by the birds more successfully than I thought - could this be contributing to their demise?!?

17 hours ago, F.W said:

Wow!What do the Keas do?Try peck the guys peckers?I do know its a green parrot with a hooky bill,and they are quite inquisitive.

Don't know if they actually succeed at stealing schlongs but kea do have a reputation for destroying anything that isn't nailed down (sometimes for food, sometimes for fun) so if I was a guy I'm not sure I'd risk it.

Also have to say, "Bender is great!" If I were the proud owner of a shiny metal ass, I'd pee - or the robot equivalent - EVERYWHERE, safe in the knowledge that no vicious animal could harm me... it's the mortal 'meatbags' who need to protect their lower human horn.

We spent a lot of time mucking about on horses as kids and I was always grateful New Zealand dodged most of the scary and dangerous critters.

Here it's mainly dive bombing magpies and birds of prey protecting their young that you have to watch out for, and a few venomous spiders that aren't normally where humans are. And great white sharks.

Also bull sea lions: usually they just lie around sunbathing like Jabba the Hutt but are very territorial - a couple of times I've seen unsuspecting people wander into the sand dunes (for a piss or maybe some hanky-panky?) then come racing out chased by a huge 'slug on steroids'. For something with no legs, sea lions can move deceptively fast when they want to!

Hope those folk were into wetting... I know with something like that frightening and chasing me, there is no way I'd make it to a toilet.