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gldenwetgoose

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  1. ... And you never have the right change exactly when you need it....
  2. A mate of mine has posted on FB a version of Police 'Don't stand so close to me' - it's great
  3. Ok, so one flicker of interest at least 😉 So to recap, I'd been out earlier in the week for my bike ride - it was about when two years ago I started riding to try and get fit, and a mate had suggested riding up the same hill each time I went out - a nearby long straight gradient. Initially it seemed impossible but now I find it quite manageable. So earlier this week I turned my attention to a new challenge - a short but stupidly steep climb up the side of a hill (20% gradient at one point) followed by a long straight road along the ridge. At the start of this week I'd run out of steam
  4. I hope that guy hires her again, or she perhaps gains a few more clients with similar interests. Would love to hear more...
  5. This may have been covered lots - but I don't remember it recently. Can you pinpoint one particular event, or narrow down one period in your life where your fascination with pee arose...
  6. Indeed - as @steve25805 says - report it then. If you saw a murder in the street and didn't report it, that would in the eyes of the law make you an accessory, you could be prosecuted to for allowing that murderer to go free. So, we're not expecting you to share the video with us, but report the producer to Porn Hub if you haven't already.
  7. You've reminded me of a lady from my youth, although we were never an item and I was never as lucky as you... All very tame I'm afraid, but still a nice memory. I was brought up in a church home and in my student days went to a church. On Sunday afternoons the students of the church used to have a meal and usually go for a stroll. One week we went to the sand dunes, for a stroll. I waited until Karen locked her car - her fiancé had gone off ahead with some of the others. Just walking up the first dune ridge Karen confided "I think I should have gone for a wee before we left". Of c
  8. Well.... Nobody's judging. Pots calling kettles and all that.
  9. I'm from the north... the one club I go to from time to time the guy's favourite line there is "no splash, no gash" and it's a donation basis. 😉
  10. Yes, although I've managed four girls at once..... in fiction, before anyone thinks I'm boasting. And not exactly a simultaneous orgy.
  11. Absolutely @Sunshine108 - Have a browse at various galleries like... https://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6996309/Czech-Casting-standing-solo-2
  12. As a guy I'm not going to add anything on what will be most attractive to the lady readers. What I will suggest though is break it up into paragraphs, not one solid block of text. In my stories I tend to include script - or spoken phrases - in "quotation marks" and sometimes what the character is thinking as a voice in their head in 'single quotes'.
  13. I think mine was probably at least 20-25 years ago, and I'm sure I couldn't do it now.... We were on a holiday to Sri Lanka at one of the periods where it was relatively safe to visit the island, and what a paradise it was - a beachfront modern hotel with no reason to leave its gates. However we did book a couple of excursions, the first of which was one of the standard tourist ones with about a dozen tourists picked up in a small coach. The second trip was a longer one, to go on safari and it turned out to be just my wife and I with two guides in one of those Toyota minivan things
  14. I think the majority of people are on a progressive path of change... Some are consciously trying to develop their knowledge and skills in educating themselves, in others it may be more unknowingly in conforming to peer pressures and the influences immediately around. Unfortunately we do seem to be in a downward spiral where those leading the influencing are increasingly uneducated, uncaring of the effects of their actions and generally irresponsible. Once upon a time young people followed their screen and magazine idols, then their tv heroes - now it seems to be brainless Z-list celebr
  15. I hear on a Monday night they waive the normal platinum membership fee - perhaps you could write an account of your visit?
  16. It's Saturday morning where I am, so here... have some slits in their natural setting.... I was just looking at the 'what number are you' thread and I have to say, some people are 'tits' men, others 'bums'. Tits and bums are right up there for me, along with warm eyes and a happy smile, but slits.... My absolute, 100% all time favourite lady part. Without a doubt....
  17. So there's a bit of a sequel from two days later.... but nobody's interested in that right?
  18. Hell @puddyls - is it some kind of hypnotism? Some kind of dark arts magic? You write two little sentences and two photos and instantly I'm wanting to spontaneously masturbate too... How do you do it? (please don't stop!)
  19. This beautiful lady is interested in participating in golden showers and you're interested in a cup ?????? Really Raj ????
  20. I'm going to take a very neutral view here... I personally have never had cause to think of Pornhub as allowing any paedophilia. Earlier this week I posted a couple of links to videos (under the topic title Today's finds or something similar). The clips were all from one particular PH subscriber from Sri Lanka and were predominantly ladies either masturbating, having sex or pissing generally in the amazing Sri Lankan outdoors. One that particular collection were a number of clips all titled as 'Schoolgirl....' as in schoolgirl pees. etc. Obviously I wanted to check that wasn't th
  21. Please do.... take as long as you need... I think I may too.
  22. I think fundamentally what we all want is clean, safe toilets. Doesn't matter if we're using them for genuine need, for watching or listening to others or whatever. If you take your 'average' city toilets there is the risk they'll be vandalised, be graffitied all over and also can be a popular place for drug users to shoot up - none of those things being conducive to people feeling safe in there. Quite apart from who should pay for a cleaner and attendant, at least if people have to pay a nominal price to pee then there's a chance that criminal element won't be present there, do you
  23. [Fiction of two sisters - female desperation, wetting and masturbation] “Who the fuck is phoning at this time?” Those were my first thoughts, I’d just got comfy and was dozing off nicely. When I saw the phone screen it all made sense. “Ah, Weeze, thank God you’re still up - I need you to do me a bit of a favour…. I’m in town and my train has been cancelled. Can you do your little sis a favour and pick me up? Quick as you can, it’s getting late.” ‘Tell me about it being late!’ I thought to myself. Darling sister Pippa, little sister and spoiled brat Pippa. Absolutely
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