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But nobody's complaining @puddyls... 😉

Thanks Speedy - he'd had a good long life, and was in a beautiful part of the world right where he wanted to be. So things could be a lot worse. But thanks for your thoughts - much appreciated.

Thanks Speedy - I guess mostly techie hobbies... For almost ten years I’ve run a Photography hobby as a part time business - so photographing weddings, events, portraits, live music and so on as a proper business. I’ve just deliberately stepped it down to just continue supporting two clients. One a very prestigious live music venue and the other a local annual public ‘fair’. The latter has transitioned from being a client to being on their committee - so guess that counts as a hobby now. Other than those, mostly techie stuff - websites, electronics and so on. At the end of last y

I was on a three hour European flight yesterday - maybe it was the time (Friday 4:30pm with lots of weekend breaks) but the entire set-belt-sign-off time seemed to be queues for the toilets, and then queues in arrivals too. Some very cute ladies I must say too.

Hmmm... guilty as charged on all counts I think.

There's more to it - obviously every genie grants three wishes - one of them ended up with a million bucks ducks flapping around, and the third wish is the pianist. Can't remember the first, you'll have to reinvent something.

Anyway @Sophie - reminds me of an old joke about a guy and a hard of hearing genie...... cutting to the punchline, the guy ends up with a tiny piano and a really small person playing it. "No!" the guy says " I wanted a 12-inch PENIS"

Ha ha ha - In the words of John Lennon, 'Make Love Not War' - hence the expression Love a Duck! Erm, really not sure - I'm thinking that a duck's only fight tactic is to peck and a single duck only has one beak, whereas 100 horses (albeit little ones) can kick and bite. So probably the single duck. Besides - imagine how many crispy duck pancake rolls I could have after the event!

Really well written, great concept. Thanks

I'm going to give this little thread a bit of a bump.... Lots of new members since I posted originally, so do your worst - ask me anything.

Welcome!

Hey - welcome!

Hey - welcome to the site. More accurately welcome to the community, 'cos that's what we are. You'll find a lot of members who just sit quietly looking at what's posted but then there's a core who love to take part and have a great friendship. The more you put in the more you get out. I know what you mean about snapchat, but chatting in the chatbox here is great - more people can appreciate it. Finally it goes without saying - any questions just ask.

Wow - great story 😉

I hope so too. I do think sometimes that we're 'super-tuned' to it, and for the rest of society it's very much just a function. I do think attitudes have changed - once upon a time 'female' products were advertised by someone pouring blue water onto a sanitary towel, now it's closeups all over and adverts for depends and the like all over. Only last week in the workplace the lady involved in a four way conversation stated "I'm absolutely bursting for a wee, but I want to know how this story ends...." just matter of fact. So, I do think it's just the passage of time that is slowly

Welcome - Always great to have members interested in the Community aspects - the best bit in my opinion. Look forward to seeing you about as it were.

Ok, I’ve just had one of my very odd random thoughts... Imagine you can rewrite the script of any movie, your choice - to add in a scene of your own pee related choice. It’s your free choice - if you’re into male wetting and you want to see Patrick Swayze pissing on Jennifer Grey’s breasts then fine, if you want to see Sigourney Weaver wetting her white skimpy’s then so be it. Don’t hold back - tell us which movie, which characters, describe the scene for us...

Nickie, It's possibly easier for you to be on here than it is to walk down a street - But if you're anything like me, I guess you need to be in the right place to feel good enough about yourself to be all the things on here we take for granted. Being confident enough to participate for just one, before it gets to being horny enough to contribute at first hand. I'm not going to assume you as brave - but you've been through what you've been to and come out the other side. You've used the term disfigured, but I'm not going to - I'm not going to label you as anyone other than Nickie.

Don't know about 'cover' - my pressure isn't always what it used to be without the aid of gravity. From time to time when in the mood, if the opportunity arises I have been known to... so I'm going to answer 'yes'.

My choice would be something along these lines...

I approve - very magical potion like, so quite fitting.

A while ago, there's a rough car park I use in the middle of a certain city centre. Parked one night and thought I saw a pair of discarded blue panties. When I came back to my car later saw it was some blue paper towelling - the sort workers would use, not toilet paper type. Shame...

It saddens and sickens me to say it, but just as awareness of these things is rising - I get this feeling that the number of people willing to express their ignorance and prejudices openly and violently is also increasing. So yes, you could have increasing awareness of watersports in whatever terms - where golden sex tapes or whatever are in the public celebrity domain. At the same time though there are the blindly ignorant bullies and thugs who see no reason to filter their behaviour. On one side of an ocean is a president who mocks the disabled and gets applauded by stadiums as he does

Simply lovely - I do love a denim skirt, almost as much as the view therein...

Wonderful... just wonderful xxx