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......that's okay I will pass lol. I like pain but not that much pain. Wooden spoons give me too much PTSD from my childhood so I will pass on that too. Rulers, belts, and hands are enough for me. Never tried gloves before 🤔

Just claim my whole body while you're at it. I am yours 🥰

Now Florida man 🤨 you already have a claim on my boobies! Do you think it's fair for you to have a claim to my butt too? (But, yes. Spank me as hard as you can 😍)

I am offering my ass up for you guys to practice with 🍑

Omw 😍 I still haven't tried and I'm definitely too scared to try it alone.

I am of average height and my sink comes up above my hips 😔

I dont really have a preference. All of my favorite stories include first and third lol. As for what I'm attracted to, reading about men peeing doesn't do too much for me. I am attracted to both men and women but prefer to read about women peeing.

I know you already know me but i volunteer anyway 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

This has only happened to me when I've orgasmed with a full bladder. Or if the person that filled me up tells me to sit on the toilet and tells me not to pee lol.

I would be concerned about the funnel disintegrating over time. Perhaps peeing directly into the bottle would be better, or if you need something wider cutting off the neck of the bottle and sanding it down so you don't get hurt. Either way, I think it would be pretty effective 😚

I'm way too chicken shit to go urban exploring as, from my understanding, most of the time it's old abandoned areas and places like that just give me the creeps. However, from an outsiders perspective I should think peeing anywhere would be acceptable as long as the location is truly abandoned. I would say my personal rule would be if it's trashed and there's graffiti everywhere I would feel comfortable peeing anywhere in that location.

If I were a man I'd use one for sure. I always thought it was like peeing on the wall a little bit lol. I probably wouldn't try to use one with my anatomy tho. I would probably have to back into it and that would make me uncomfortable lol. I also don't aim very cleanly standing up and don't want to make a mess.

I'm willing to bet money that my sink is low enough that I could stand on the kid's stool and pee in it without a device to help me aim. However, it probably would still end up all over the sink and floor since my stream is so messy and unpredictable when I stand 🤣 And I still would have to wipe and flush!

Okay your point, Oysterman??? At least in my experience, this has never happened 🤣

For those of you who may be on the fence about if you want to pee in your sink, whether it be for the first time or again just for fun, i have something for you: Granted, I got this out of my bullshit statistics facebook group, but still take it as a sign anyway! Just ask @Chrissy89 because I turned her onto sink peeing as well lol. Although, I still end up flushing when I pee in my sink because I have to wipe 😬 I feel like I can't just pull my pants up and go about my day cause I've peed in the sink and had pee run down my legs before and I am not trying to get a UTI. Do any

I haven't even graduated to start mine yet 😭😭😭

That's it. The next peefans meet up location has been decided! I'll see you all on Pee Pee island!

Im here to be entertained and nothing more 🤷🏽‍♀️

So the mats in the house needed washed, and I was in far too good of a mood to pass up a carpet pee. Husband made me angry this morning so I held my pee all morning, took a shower when I was just about full (have you ever tried holding your pee in the shower when you're so used to peeing there? It's torture). Then when I finished I squatted and took a long pee on the bath mat. It kinda went everywhere, and pooled off the side of the mat so I had to use my towel to mop it all up. But never the less everything went into the wash where the evidence of my fun was erased!

E5, but I prefer J 1 or J 10.

BABE WAKE UP I FOUND A WAY TO PEE ON THE CARPET AND NOT HAVE TO CLEAN IT AFTERWORD!

Chrissy and I are the queens of silliness. We laugh at everything 😭

I was done laughing at THE 💩 END OF THE STICK until now. Chrissy, this is how I know we'd be a mess of we ever met because I was laughing just like that in the chat at the interaction. In other news, I'm happy you got a pee in the woods! That's one of my goals too but idk if I'll ever get a chance to. Would definitely do it with you, and I know we'd both be cracking up the whole time thinking of *flop flop flop* and Roman toilets 😭😭🤧 Love you!

I always knew there was a reason why you liked me, Sophie! Although I'd argue that mine is more genetic than work out related, because I don't work out 😅

You and me both, buddy 😭😭😭 this takes "peeing in public" to a whole new level.